The Plankfriedemann Gym of Escessive Manliness

If you’re looking for a great no-​frills workout, the Plankfriedemann Gym of Excessive Manliness is the way to go. You can do all of your barbell training with a full olympic weight set and rack with safety bars, and they now have dumbbells and other specialized equipment for life-​critical arm-​focused training. The «no real rules» policy also allows you to bring any food/​beverages/​guests that you need to enhance your workout, and I have rarely had to wait to use equipment. All of the other gym-​goers I have encountered here are truly awesome and inspiring people who, while displaying various levels of dedication, show a true appreciation of the tried-​and-​true methods of training with heavy-​ol’ weights. Also, while there are currently no peer-​reviewed scientific studies proving the benefits of weight training in proximity to spiders, motorcycles, bicycles, folding chairs, and camping equipment, I believe that the visionaries behind this gym concept are pioneers whose exciting and forward-​thinking strategies will be scientifically vindicated in the very near future. 5 out of 5; would lift again.