Tolmachoff Farms

This place fucking sucks, I got kicked out of the corn for tripping on a stalk of corn

We have come her every year for most of our produce and I can’t say enough good things about this place you have to come try it

It’s great fun for kids. Over priced since it’s $ 9 to get in and then the train ride costs $ 3 per ride, the tomato launcher costs per 3 times, pony rides cost $ 5 and all food and drinks are overpriced.

We went to Tolmachoff farms A few days before Halloween. Before we came it had rained a day before and the parking lot was full of mud and straw. But my biggest complaint about this place is that they did not have enough Handicap parking spaces. I did the whole entire parking lot and they only had SIX HANDICAP parking spaces. Now I have Parkinson’s disease and I had to walk from the back a lot all the way to the front of their section where they were selling the pumpkins. I even complained to the front desk that they might have been out of compliance with ADA in regards to not having a handicap parking spaces available and all she did was shrugged her shoulders and said tough luck. I won’t be coming back there any time soon as our car was full of mud when we left my shoes were full of mud when I got into the car and the pumpkins were terribly overpriced I could a got one better at a local grocery store. So if you’re handicapped you can forget about this place on your list to avoid buying a pumpkin or anything else for that matter

If I could give them 0 I would. These people are so rude. I took my two daughters there. They were so excited. Looked on their web page at their hours and days open. Needless to say we got there and the two ladies were so rude. Did not honor their website posting and turned my crying kids away. Don’t waste your time. Take the to the World Wildlife Zoo. They never fail.

Will absolutely never go here again. Came for the Halloween pumpkin days thing on a Sunday and it was a complete joke. Way too many people in a small area, completely disorganized, dirty… It was awful. Don’t waste your money, so somewhere else. Their animals are all filthy and not well taken care of, the pens are disgusting and look like they haven’t been cleaned in weeks. You’d think if you were holding an event like this you would at least clean their stalls and maybe even give them a bath? No? I’ll also reluctantly add that the demographic of people is similar to the surrounding neighborhoods. Lots of prison tattoos and missing teeth.

Don’t waste your time. We went here last year and it was fine. This year, it was awful. They have way outgrown their capacity. There isnt enough parking. They didnt have enough cashiers selling tickets– the line went into the parking lot– at least 75 ft long. There were huge lines for all of the attractions. We drove there, stood in line for 20 minutes and decided it wasn’t worth the $ 30 to stand in line all day so we left and went elsewhere.

We had a terrible experience. We were running though the maze and got kicked out. I said nowhere that you couldn’t run. We were then excoriated out of the maze and said we couldn’t go back in. I would never recommend this place to anyone and I promise, I will never go back.

I’ve come here the past two years. It’s $ 9 per person ages 2 & over. So a family of 5 it can add up. However there is a $ 1.00 off coupon (good for 8 ppl) on their website. I suggest using it.
They have a train ride and they charge $ 2 per person… Literally! So if you have a small child who can’t ride alone, they will not let you ride with your small child with 1 ticket… Even though you’re only taking up 1 seat, they make you pay for two tickets. That was ridiculous. Especially because it’s not like you’re taking up two bucket seats, just 1 seat with your small child/​baby.
I had to sit my 2 year old with his older cousin since I didn’t buy a ticket to ride with him.
I can understand if you’re taking up two seats or if your child is older, but for the children who are small like my 2 year old, I think it was just them taking advantage of their customers. They need to be sure they explain that when you buy tickets.
Otherwise we like the place, my kids and my nieces had a blast last Saturday when I treated a party of 9 of us.
They have a blob to bounce on — 15ppl allowed at a time for about 10 – 15 minutes. So if you go on a weekend, expect lines. No fee.
They have a track to race trikes –no fee.
Petting all the animals– fun and free but if you want to feed them make sure you take lots of quarters to get pellets. You only get a small handful each .50 you use in the machine. The kids loved it. They also keep hand sanitizer near by and have a hand washing station by the exit.
They have the corn mazes, even a small one of you don’t want to spend an hour in the large one. Cool.
Two bouncy houses as well, free but not monitored well… Kids can get pushy so keep an eye on your kids if it’s a busy day.
They have a cool tire area and a spider web that the kids enjoyed climbing on. Again, supervise your own kids to make sure others aren’t being too pushy.
They have a cool play house with a fun tunnel slide and a couple corn boxes for the kids to play in. A couple large sitting areas and a place to buy kettle corn, drinks and other food as well.
Overall you’ll probably enjoy the place, just prepare for the extra costs. :)
Happy Fall Y’all!
Pumpkins are steep in price so we never buy them… Th

Corn Maze was the only redeeming part of this trip. Pumpkins were ROTTING in the «patch». Sooo many of them wouldn’t last until Halloween. Not a real pumpkin patch either. Parking is a CHAOTIC MESS. Snowcones were a waste b/​c the ice wasn’t crushed properly. Just a HUGE piece of ice vs shavings. Animals were EXHAUSTED from nonstop stimuli with no breaks. The most disappointing part was the ROTTING pumpkins. That’s the reason we came. Ended up buying from the grocery store.

I’m sorry, but this «Pumpkin Patch» was horrible!
We decided to take a drive down here to possibly get a pumpkin for our son and to partake in some of the activities. We pulled up and found a parking spot way in the back lot. To their credit, they do have a ton of parking. We made our way up to the entrance and noticed a few things.
1. This isn’t really a pumpkin patch. It’s some barrels of hay with pumpkins sitting on top of them.
2. The pumpkins themselves were all ghetto. A majority of them were deformed, dented, rotting and just didn’t look like a typical pumpkin.
3. The setup of this place is horrible! You have about a foot of space to walk through, all the while, the line to purchase your pumpkin was snaking through the area as well. One huge clusterfuck! We lasted about 5 minutes. Horrible layout!
4. This place isn’t in the «hood» per say, but the people that were mulling out and about were super white trash. Reminded me of the El Cajon trolley station… if you know where that is, and know what kind of people hang around there, it describes what we saw here today perfectly. I saw multiple chicks in daisy dukes and Ugg boots as well as tons of people pawning their kids off to their spouse so that they could light up their cigarette. Anyways… who am I to judge, right? ;-)
5. We never even made it inside for the «activities». Entrance was $ 9.00 from what it looked like and then all the other fun was extra $$. Like I said earlier, we lasted there about 5 minutes.
I would never come back… not even during the week when nobody is there. It was a wasted drive down here and I have no idea why people would ever want to come here. There has to be better pumpkin patches in Arizona, right? I sure as hell hope so. This one was whack!

The price to get in seems a little steep for what the place offers, but hey, the kids did have fun. Charging an additional $ 2 per person per ride on the tractor/​cart ride also seems a bit unnecessary. Again, the kids loved the animals, the giant bounce pad, and the sandboxes, with corn kernels instead of sand (cornboxes?), but admission plus rides costs you almost as much as a day at Legoland, which doesn’t seem right.

Mostly a place for kids and families. We never made it into the corn maze because the $ 9 admission did not seem worth what was inside the farm for adults. This is the time of year that these family farms rip off people trying to enjoy some fall activities. Yes, it might be worth the admission (and this farm is on the low price end) if you had a family, but we just wanted to do the corn maze. I know there is a haunted maze at night, but we were there during the day and at $ 16, again, the maze does not match the price value. We did pick a pumpkin outside for free and the prices were reasonable. Also, try the pumpkin spice brittle for $ 5 a bag, it was quite the seasonal treat.

Best pumpkin patch & farm I’ve ever been to. price is right, everything compact& available.

Just what the community needs. A place close by to get fresh vegetables in the summer and a place that is transformed in the fall for Halloween. A place to take the little ones to see the farm animals.
We enjoyed taking our grandchildren and our grandchildren enjoyed the animals and rides.

Do not buy a christmas tree from here!!! We went on the first of December and today saturday December 6^th the tree is dead. We water it everyday and i have had better luck getting trees from empty lots that are only here seasonal.

Went on the last open day of the season, November 9^th. Most of the activities were open, if not all, and there were no crowds. On the downside, $ 9 admission for any one over 2yrs old is slightly steep for the product being sold. They wouldn’t even cut me a deal on a dented pumpkin, one of the few that wasn’t already rotting. Its the last open day of the year and no bartering on a pumpkin? Perhaps my review is more generous than they appear to be.

Place is awesome, staff is friendly, lots of stuff to play with! The corn maze and bounce pillow are awesome! The bike racetrack was fun too! Must come to place If your bored with kids 3 – 9!

This farm is a little over priced for the experience. The corn maze for Halloween was the only fun activity and that is not saying much. I agree with a previous reviewer on the pumpkin patch. The activities are not geared towards any kids younger than 3. They removed all the pumpkins and had them on the side of the road. The baby pigs were only 2 weeks old and not ready for all the kids to pet yet. They are available to see and were the best part of the patch.

I really enjoy stopping by for some fresh produce. Their selection isn’t as big as a typical farmers market but their produce is consistently delicious.
I came by for their fall fear for the second time and we had a nice time on both occasions. The pumpkins are pricey so I only got one. A really big one.