Café de mi Abuelo

The Unilocaltionary: new words to live by.
«java»
(i) an island in the Indonesian archipelago filled with bustling cities, misty volcanic mountains, sandy beaches, and verdant tropical greenery, once a childhood home to Barak «I’m number 44!» O.; (ii) a major computer language developed by programmers at Sun Microsystems but now owned by fellow Woodsider and oracular billionaire about town, Larry «Shogun of Silicon Valley» E.; (iii) that ethereal brown-​black substance that makes your mornings worth looking forward to, saving you from nausea, irritability, and perpetual pessimism; (iv) the product of mixing almost boiling water with coarsely ground coffee beans shade-​grown at high altitude on a family-​owned plantation in Diplito, Nicaragua, letting them seep in a French-​press pot for 2:35, then savoring the aromas and tasting notes after dinner, alongside single-​origin dark chocolates, Scottish oatmeal biscuits and shortbread, and a glass of Knob Creek bourbon (one cube of ice makes it nice); (v) a beverage for all seasons that you can make using dark or light beans roasted weekly in Redwood City at Connoisseur and sold at the Half Moon Bay farmers’ market each Saturday, the entire operation handled by the family members who own the plantation and roast the beans; (vi) an example of why globalization is not necessarily an evil thing for residents of the developing world, provided that the rules of fair trade and free labor are rigorously applied; (vii) a substitute song lyric to Bob «Dreadlock King» M.‘s reggae classic, «Jammin,» as in «ooh yeah, all right! it’s java! I wanna java wid you. It’s java, it’s java, and I hope you like java too.»
Hmmm … time for a fresh cup. And for more Marley:
No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won’t bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; Jah — Jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.
We’re jammin’ here, we’re jammin’!