Genesis Fitness Centre

Nice gym overall. Been going here for a few years. The members are all very friendly and cordial. The only real issue is that it feels like your stepping back into 1995 when you walk in the place. The owners seem to be completely out of touch with the current times. The wife appears miserable most of the time, like we should be thanking her for the opportunity to work out in her business. other than that, its a decent place.

When people meet me, they always ask the same question — «How did your bulging muscles get so freaking awesome?»
I’m so sick of hearing this. It is insulting. Nobody pays attention to my brain or my personality ever since my body got ridiculously ripped, and by ridiculously ripped I mean I am the strongest person you’ve ever met in your life. In fact, I’m shoulder pressing a 19^th century Italian mahogany armoire with my left hand while I type this review with my right.
Having big muscles isn’t just about getting strong so that I can upkeep my perfect record in underground Muay Thai boxing. It’s also about being a charmer. With this body, I break hearts as often as I break tibias.
I’ve got to thank Genesis Fitness Center for being integral in my ascension from weakling to demigod.
Here’s what I like:
–Extremely clean facilities.
–Showers that get hot FAST. I am a busy man and I don’t have the time to spend several paltry seconds waiting for the water temperature to attain the perfect 91.3 degrees that my ripped delts require for maximum cooldown.
–Really nice staff.
–Not expensive. I think I’m paying around 30 bucks a month.
Here’s what I think needs improvement:
–Towel service. It does not exist at this gym and I loved it at my old gym.
–The channels on the cardio theatre are lame. If I ever sit through an entire episode of Glenn Beck or Everybody Loves Raymond, then call 911 because I’ve had a stroke and it is a medical miracle that I maintained consciousness throughout the episode.
All things considered, this gym is great and is a fantastic bang for your buck.
Note: I originally wrote this review about the gym in Souderton, just because I typed in «genesis» and that’s the first thing that came up.