Eclipse

If the rest of downtown burnt to the ground I still would not willingly go to Eclipse.
What’s wrong with Eclipse? I don’t have the time nor the space to explore it all.
#1 — what is this new middle floor? I thought it was totally lame when the middle floor and top floor had the same DJ… But at least the middle floor had a nice lounge vibe going on. Now it’s BEYOND lame.
#2 — the crowd. Eclipse attracts a very diverse crowd of losers. From girls wearing Timbs to old creepy FOBs and everything in between. You will not see beautiful people, you will not see fashionable people,. and you sure as hell won’t see anyone with class.
#3 — The bars — the upstairs part, which is technically the «Eclipse» part has a bar at each end. The one at the far end is almost impossible to get a drink at, and the other is almost impossible to not get groped at.
#4 — The music. Think insanely commercial hip hop that 20 «thug misses» will scream «that’s my jam» (accompanied by the wanna-​be sorority girls). If that wasn’t bad enough — once an hour they play a completely random house or techno song. Now I have nothing against techno and house, but it’s totally NOT the scene for it.
#5 — I really hate Eclipse.
I hate Hardware Bar too but I’m going for quarter drinks mwahahahahahaha.