The Tanning Place

Ok, I admit it. I fake and bake… but it’s only to relieve my SAD.
Yeah, so I wasn’t born with perfectly caramel skin. It’s actually honey-​colored, but what’s wrong with faking it a little bit?
I won’t go on about the pros and cons of tanning, because that’s not my purpose, however, I can tell you the pros and cons (ok maybe not because I can’t think of any) about «the tanning place» on eisenhower.
I first went in merely to check out some rates, hoping to abolish my Virginia Beach tan lines. Before I even tried out my first 3 tans (3 for 10 dollars to try out the salon) I was hooked. I was greeted by the salon owner, Mandy, who is young, beautiful, and such a sweetheart. I knew I didn’t even need to look anywhere else. This was where I wanted to spend 20 minutes a day– butt ass naked.
Mandy was very helpful in aiding me to choose a bed and ultimately the package I wanted. In fact, she, and her assistant, Kim have been nothing but helpful since I started going there in September.
Clean facilities, great beds, and helpful staff… Are you sold yet? Well I’m not done.
There are perks.
The rooms are spacious, with a CD player, chair, spray deodorant, towels, wipes, tissues, everything you could need. And — when you walk to your bed, you’re greeted with CANDY. Yes, CANDY. Sometimes it’s a peppermint, a jolly rancher, or today I engaged in mastication of the confectionary variety with a toffee… did I say it yet? CANDY!
As if the candy wasn’t enough — students you get a 20% discount. Referrals will get you 7 $ credit on your account. That being said, if you go there, don’t forget to tell them who sent you (because if you do go, and I don’t get credit, I will hunt you down and… to be continued)