Clinical Pathology Laboratories

When I called to schedule an appointment, the lady on the phone for all of the Clinical Pathology Laboratories locations in Las Vegas told me they don’t do appointments, since everything is done on a walk-​in basis. She said it should not take more than 20 minutes. She lied! Or was going out of her way to exaggerate the amount of time I could expect to spend here for lab tests my doctor ordered for my annual check up.
I was in and out of there in under 10 minutes. It would have been closer to 5 or 6 minutes, if I was not taking my sweet time snapping pictures, tweeting about how I had to give an urine sample when I literally just peed right before leaving the house to come here, and just allowing myself to be distracted by social media in general.
Anyway, from the friendly «good morning» greeting to «you have a wonderful day» exchange of pleasantry and all the gross select human bodily fluids donation and sample extractions in between, this was a very professional and speedy errand to run to start my day.
Now after posting this quick review while I’m in the car in the not at all crowded parking lot outside, I just have to break my almost 15 hour fast by having a lychee flavor candy (荔枝糖) and then head to the gym. I am dreading the rush hour commute I drove past coming here and the crowded LVAC parking lot already.