Nooo Que Barato!!

This first paragraph of this review is important if you’re planning on visiting this store:
This location used to be a whole bunch of warehouses that have been consolidated into one business with smaller vendors inside. These are the addresses you want to GPS before coming here.
* 1198 west 23^rd street
Hialeah, FL 33 010
This is the main address to ¡Ñooo! Qué Barato. Basically, this is the direct address to their front main entrance.
* 2201 west Okeechobee Rd
Hialeah, FL 33 010
This address is used by the vendors inside. Remember, this used to be a whole bunch of smaller warehouses now made into one.
Both addresses will get you here with no problem. As of this review, however, it’s listed on Unilocal as «1198 west 33^rd street.» This is not correct, it is on «23^rd street.» A request has already been sent to the Unilocal Team for correction.
Review:
Because I don’t have family coming to and fro from Cuba, I have no need to come here. Today I just needed some cheap vintage looking costume jewelry for a Vampire Event I’m attending and they did not disappoint. Don’t forget to take a picture with life sized San Lázaro at the front door before exiting. Be respectful, they really believe in this «stuff» in Hialeah.
Long story short, they are CHEAP and sell everything you can imagine here. Sorry, if you don’t speak Spanish, you will be quite lost in here. This business caters to people that travel here from Cuba. Embargo eh? Yeah I know, I ask myself about that all the time.
** Español
Ya deben de saber lo que es esta tienda. No creo que requiera que yo explique. Toman nota de las dos direcciones que apunté arriba. Las dos son correctas. Esto antes era varios almacenes y ahora es una.

Where else in Miami can you still find a computer running Windows XP, contribute a collection to your favorite Catholic saint, and find politically incorrect advertising? Which store reminds you of abuela’s old closet if it were an old industrial warehouse? What store can you find obscure brands perfect for a last. minute gift, such as Lomani cologne? What store’s name translate to «Damn, that’s cheap!»? What store’s muzak. consist mainly of old Cuban sones?
I’m taking off one star because I did get a little burn in trying out said «famous cologne» but yeah…

por favor necesito el # de telefono de ustedes… NO APARECE donde tienen la direccion y me hace falta URGENTE, Gracias Elizabeth

¡‘Ñooo, que bueno! I heard about the store with the name translated as «Holy sh*t, that’s cheap!» from a friend who lives in the South Florida area. I’ve been trying to get there since 2008, and finally had my shot today. My goal was to get a guayabera embroidered with the «Ñooo!» logo. How cool is that?!
In the process of seeking my treasure, I looked through a well-​stocked discount store. I tried on a few panama hats, helped my friend look for the perfect pair of chonga pants, considered getting a pair of lowrise boots, and finally at the back of the hombres section, on the discount of the discounted materials rack, I found what I was looking for: a few guayaberas embroidered with the euphemism I so enjoy. The one that called to me was almost like the ugliest puppy in the pet store: it had a stain on the back shoulder and it was a little yellowed out at the shoulders. Clearly, it had lost the protective cellophane that the more expensive guayaberas have. I used my rusty Spanish to ask for a discount, and got a response of, «well, why do you want it so badly in the first place?» Fair enough, I thought.
So, if you want to get a sense of culture in the Cuban community in South Florida, you could start by seeing the kinds of things that are readily available and in demand in the stores. If you bring your Spanish along with you, you’ll also meet some pretty fun people, both customers and storekeepers alike. The viejitas won’t be afraid to tell you that something looks ugly on you, that they bought something similar for their husband, or even that you speak Spanish like a argentino blanquito.

this store makes dreams come true. «‘nef sed’ »

What can you say about a store that is called «Nooooo! Que Barato» and for those who don’t know what NOOOO means its not no as in ney, its part of a swear word. Kind of like saying «Sh**!!! Thats cheap» yup that would be the name of the store.
So why did we end up in this particular store? Well after having an amazing breakfast in Chico’s in Hialeah we saw in the menu an ad for the optical department at Nooooo… my hubby needs someone to fix his glasses. We figure if anyone is going to be able to fix them it would be here, everywhere else they try to sell him new ones.
Our daughter was beyond surprised that we would be going there, by surprised I do mean mortified.
I cannot even describe this place, its a warehouse full of. well … cheap stuff. As my hubby took care of his business we kept on wandering around trying in vain to find something we could say «Hey this isn’t that bad». We couldn’t. It was all cheap stuff.
Ok wait, there is a jeweler that had a decent supply of rings, chains, charms and bracelets. Very nice lady.
It is what it is, it ain’t bad if you know what you are going in for is cheap stuff. In the entrance there is a huge statue of a saint (or Jesus, I am not sure) and you can donate to the local church? I don’t know what its for, but you can donate. Plus if you want to buy a bejeweled cape for your very own Jesus Saint you can get those in all statue sizes. Who would have guessed?
Unfortunately the trip was in vain but was an adventure nonetheless.
My name is Carla and I have been to Nooooo!!! Que Barato!
Next? Noooooo!!! Que Cache!

This is a must have cultural experience in Miami. If you live in the general vicinity… go ahead. make the pilgrimage out to Nooo que Barato — you’ll be glad you did. While you’re there, you must buy something, it is all part of the experience. Don’t worry, there is plenty to choose from, this place is huge and there is everything from eye wear to under wear and the prices are simply unbeatable.
Yep– I am not afraid to admit, I live in Miami and I have been to Nooo Que Barato !! Have you ???