Hawaii Pirate Ship Adventures

After seeing all these reviews, I had high hopes and was disappointed. We went on the evening sail for a co-worker’s going away event. It’s BYOB so we came prepared with lots of booze. Most people on the boat seemed to bring beer. They were all TRASHED. I guess it’s the thing to do for military guys and tourists who are already wasted, because that’s what it seemed to be mostly.
Also, this pirate thing is serious business. People were really dressed up and seem to make a big deal out of it, which was pretty surprising, but hey all good fun. The crew definitely went all out to make it fun and danced around like fools to entertain everyone. They were super nice and interacted with everyone.
The reason I give this only three stars is because of the music. I’m sorry, but this DJ has to go. It was advertised as Top 40 music, but most of it is bizarre stuff no one has ever heard or wants to dance to. I feel the experience would have been SO much better with better music. No one in our group could get into the groove! So we didn’t enjoy it as much as we expected to.
Tip: It’s nice to go on a Friday night because they’ll take you over to see the fireworks at Waikiki.

5+ stars to a woman named, Jona. She offered me with the best customer service while booking my evening booze cruise for my Friday weekend kickoff w some friends.
Their was some discrepancies with me and the booking through groupon, but with her help she made it easy for me. She definitely made my day and I know Im goin to enjoy tonights adventure a thousand times more now!

This was by far the BEST experience to do on Oahu. It was our grandsons birthday who is visiting from Oregon. We took the 12:30 adventure. His name is Cannon (how perfect) for a Pirate Ship. The Hawaii Pirate Ship Adventures was a awesome experience and we all enjoyed every moment. From the moment we checked in and went on the ship, it was a fun filled experience for all. The crew kept in character and had many activities for everyone. It comes with a little snack lunch too. What a perfect day and the scenery was spectacular!!! I would NOT hesitate to take this Adventure and I hear they also have evening ones for adults… ARRRR!!! We will certainly be returning.

First off– my boys had a blast on this trip. We went on the daytime cruise. The crew was in character the entire time and was great at entertaining the kids– even the bratty annoying boy who kept interrupting their program and shooting them in the faces with a toy gun– who’s mother was too lazy to do anything about her child’s appalling behavior. The crew handled it like pros, not showing the slightest bit of annoyance even though I’m sure they felt it because I wanted to throw that kid overboard myself.
The entertainment is geared towards the kids. The guy working the galley didn’t seem like he liked kids that much, but everyone else was stellar.
I’m taking away a star because the prices are too high. Adults pay more than kids but there is literally nothing for us except a snack box. We don’t even get a bandana, map, or eye patch. Pretty annoying. I’m not sure why the adults pay more but get less?!
Lastly– parents if you’re going to take your child on this trip, be enthusiastic about it. To them this is a real pirate ship and when you’re in the corner on your phone it takes away from the enjoyment. Relax, let loose, and enjoy yourself. You’re paying for it.

Went on the night time BYOB sail & it was pretty lame. I definitely advise mainlanders not to waste vacation time/​money on this, seeing how there’s way better dinner cruises & booze cruises there that actually feed you & provide alcohol for the same price. On the other hand, if you’ve been on the island for more than, oh, a month & are desperate to break the monotony of all the surfing & hiking, then wait for a groupon and make the best of it.
The crew did stay in costume & in character the whole time, but thats all they really did. No other entertainment. I thought maybe they would stage some «treasure robbery» on the ship & have a fake little plank walk or put a crew member in the stocks for a bit till they realize it was all a big mistake & turn back for the shore (like a dinner train murder mystery)
But nope.
As a matter of fact, the captain called us all to the middle & pulled out a «dancing scarf» that he passed around commanding that whoever gets it must dance… Like… no. I paid you… so you dance biotch. lol But really, that part was kind of a rip off & the sound system was pretty crappy too, kinda like a car stereo cranked too loud.
And while there was a bathroom on board, it had no toilet paper or running water in the sink, which seems destructively contaminative when paired with consuming diuretic beverages & drunken idiots on board talking about how the «tipsy» is increasing their sea-​sickness.
I ended up feeling more icky than entertained.

Very family friendly! My kids had a great time! The crew did a great job being in character. The cruise was a nice little cruise out by diamond head. We had a great time and I would highly recommend!

I took my son on the 12:30 daytime ride for his 8^th birthday along with his 3 sisters who are 9, 11, and 15 years old. This was such a great experience! Everyone has so much fun and we were talking and laughing about it until the next day! My kids are a bit shy but the crew was so funny they broke them in and got them involved very easily. I would recommend this to anyone of all ages! It is a great time and great memory not to be missed!
Just a side note, there isn’t much shade on the ship so book accordingly.

Great crew, couldn’t ask for more got stuck H2 closed from pile up and they waited an extra 10 minutes for us to get there!!! Awesome experience showed up they valeted our car kids loved it… Highly recommend.

Ahoy Matey! Are you looking to get your sea legs? This was on my brother’s bucket list of things to do while he was visiting. We purchased our tickets through the ITT office on base. We were due to set sail with the Friday sunset cruise. We promptly arrived at 1830 to check in. We had to sign a waiver and wait about 10 minutes before we could board the Treasure Seeker. The evening cruise is 21 and over and BYOB. Since I was DD, I didn’t take anything. My husband took rum and coke and some of the other party goers had cans of hard cider. The crew consisted of 4 pirates: The captain, 1^st mate, cook, and a helmsman. We were told the pirate rules upon getting underway. A few patrons canceled due to a storm we were due to get, so there were only 8 people on the ship with us. We partook in some dancing, sailed to Diamond Head, and watched the sunset. We had water cannons onboard but they were pre-​set with water, so pressing the button didn’t do anything. I love how everyone stayed in character. The cruise was 1 ½ hours and I think that was perfect. The water was very calm and it didn’t get too cold. My husband purchased a pirate hat for me and it made the cruise that much better. I definitely recommend this adventure to anyone looking to have an exciting pre game night. Argh!

We did the adult Sunset cruse and to say that this «tour» is fun would not do it justice. We had such an amazing time that we would go again tomorrow night if it was a weekend. I would suggest this to everyone over 21… whether you are single, a couple, in a group, or having a bachelor (ette) party, you will have a most excellent adventure. The crew is hilarious, extremely entertaining and so very talented. They really make you feel like you are the most important attendees because they constantly go around talking to everyone and strive to get everyone involved in all the fun.
FYI, you can bring a glass bottle of liquor or wine, but you have to keep it in the galley and go down to refill your cup.
There were a few people that brought coolers on the ship as well, so keep that in mind.

I really appreciated how beautiful the ship was: as an artifact, it was not at all dingy or cheap looking, and everything about the experience, from the helpful parking directions to the easy-​to-​find check-​in location and the cruise itself was produced really well from an audience point of view.
The crew is 3 pirates in character and 1 pirate steering the ship, who doesn’t say much. The actors who play Captain Hammerhead Alan, Black Sand Bob, and Connor, have a big job as they must deliver their lines, lead in the activities and storytelling, and also help out with matters such as working the register in the snack shop. They did an extraordinary job, handling all the kids and parents with their various needs, levels of buy-​in, and desire to participate, with aplomb. Their patter is sprinkled with anachronistic jokes and references to TV shows and characters that most kids will relate to.
One advisory note to parents of very little ones: my son is 3 and was in need of a nap when we went on the ship. We are adjusting to the time change from California, plus the weather is very warm and beautiful, so by the 11:30 AM departure local time, he was pretty tuckered out. He LOVED the eye patch they gave him at check-​in and when he boarded the boat he was eager to show off his «ARRRR» to all the pirates.
However, once the ship set sail he became quite distressed and basically spent most of the voyage weeping in my arms and calling for mommy. I felt bad that we might be disrupting the other guests’ voyage, so we stowed ourselves in an out-​of-​the-​way stairwell while I tried to comfort and distract him. The pirates did a great job of checking in on him, giving him some pirate treasure to cheer him up, and encouraging him. Toward the end of the trip I bought him some cookies in the galley and cookies fix nearly everything.
Most particularly, the loud BOOM of the cannons firing distressed my little one, but that is a selling point for most kids. By the end of the journey he had cheered up somewhat, but he had never been on a boat in the middle of the ocean, his mother was away at a conference, and the theatrical shenanigans of the pirates was all just a bit much for him.
Since then, though, he has been excitedly telling everyone about his pirate adventure and he still loves the eyepatch. He has scarcely taken it off since returning to land. For me, when I wasn’t fully occupied with consoling the child, I really appreciated being on such a beautiful sea with a great view on a perfect tropical day. Would recommend, particularly for kids who are slightly older or bolder. Thanks pirates.

My wife and I took our son and our two grandchildren. We had so much fun. The children wore their eye patches and had a sword and gun we bought and they pretended to be pirates. The staff that dressed up as pirates were wonderful with the children. We took a lot of wonderful pictures. I highly recommend this adventure. If you are happy afterwards, please don’t forget to tip the Pirates.

Great cruise!!! The crew was extremely interactive with the «guppies» and especially with the kids. They were funny and taught some pirate terminology. Kids got to shoot water canons and sword fight with the crew. The ocean water colors are amazing, with great views of Waikiki beach

Arrrr maties!!! Looking for adventure on the high seas of Honolulu? I was hungry for maritime marauding, so I set sail twice with the motely crew of Hawaii Pirate Ship Adventures! Let me spin my tales of my day trip and my night trip on the good pirate ship of Kakaako.
DAY TRIP:
This 90 minute adventure be more for families and there is no rum or libations on this cruise. The good crew be in costume and in full pirate character for the entire expedition! There be pirate games and activities for the kiddies such as a treasure hunt and shooting the mighty water cannons. The captain and first mate also keep the adults entertained and engaged with many pirate activities. I do not want to spoil the surprise, so best I do not elaborate more. A nice bonus of the day cruise is the chance to peruse the whales. On our particular cruise, this mighty beast of the sea breached the water and bared his tail for us!
NIGHT TRIP:
This adventure is more for the adult folk as you can stow your own bounty of rum, ales, and libation in the galley. Best you bring on-​board the ice and cups for your cooler. The ship be transformed into a dance floor with feats of disco sorcery and music. The ragtag crew also be in full costume and character and will encourage you to shake your pirate booty for this 90 minute cruise. Expect to participate in feats of pirate skill and dance. You also get to shoot the mighty water cannons and you will get a majestic view of Honolulu from the high seas.
Both the day and night adventures be good for groups, birthday parties, or other shenanigans! And best you dress in pirate costume or walk the plank! I give them 5 rum bottles for a mighty fine time! A pirate’s life for me!

Nice family entertainment for a few hours.
These fellas really get into character with there pirate talk.
Interactive games and role play with the deck hands.
A good time was had by all.
Water cannons didn’t really work.
Free picture via email.
Bring your own refreshment unless you want to buy their ginger ale.
Look for a Groupon deal.
Park at ala moana and walk over.

Hawaiian Pirate Ship Adventures was one of the most fun and amazing things I’ve experienced here on island. I got tickets through Groupon and decided to take my friend out for his birthday.
We checked in around 6:30pm and set sail at 7:00pm and were back by 8:30pm. It was BYOB which is always a WIN! The crew was very fun, interacting, and very pirate-​like. Lots of the guest showed up dressed for the occasion. I met people that were local and people who were on vacation. We exchanged drinks and danced with each other. The crew had plenty of games and events to keep the party going and get everyone involved. We were able to see the Waikiki Beach Coastline and the nice lights from the strip along with Diamondhead as we sailed. We were even able to catch the fireworks from a great vantage point.
This was a great experience overall. Nice and unique way to pregame for a big night since you’d be near Ward once you’re done. Bring a good group of friends and lots of drinks. It was a great time and I’m looking forward to doing it again.

Wonderful adventures on the sea with a crew that kept us on deck and full of laughter! Was a blast with our 2 boys that are 9 and 11.

I loved the pirate ship!!! Did the evening cruise for my girlfriend’s bachelorette a month or so ago and it was fabulous! (FYI, evening cruise is an adult cruise, no kiddies — and for good reason!)
Reasons why Pirate Ship Adventures is so awesome:
1) BYOB. So we were able to bring our cooler on board full of yummy yummies.
2) Beautiful views. Sun is setting, you’re on the water, looking at diamond head, waikiki, etc.
3) Fireworks show! If you book the Friday night, you get to stop and see the fireworks. It’s awesome.
4) Staff. The staff was funnnn! Dancing and foolery for all (my girlfriend and others aboard celebrating their birthdays and such got lapdances haha. good times).
5) Water cannons, games, photo ops — what more can you ask for.
6) You can dress up! — we didn’t, because we didn’t get the memo. But everyone else on board were in their pirate-​y best!
7) Good vibes. We were there with 2 – 3 other big groups and everyone was having a good time, offering to share cake and jello shots brought on board.
The only negative is the bathroom situation. I mean, it’s a decent bathroom — much better than a portable chem-​toi, but it was a little smelly and there’s no soap. So bring that purell! :)
I would definitely do this again. IMO, I actually prefer this cruise over the waikiki booze cruise.

A great activity for families with little ones. We took the 1130 cruise, which is generally the perfect time to head out. The light on Diamond Head is ideal, it isn’t too hot — great. Lots of fun little activities for the kids to stay involved, incredible view, absolutely worth the trip for everyone.
A couple of negatives for the 1 star deduction:
We purchased our tickets on livingsocial, and when we went to actually find a date when there was availability, all discounted tickets were greyed out. In other words, we couldn’t actually use the deal we’d purchased without calling and compromising on a day, despite what appeared to be rather open availability on the calendar (just not to deal holders). We were in Hawaii for nearly a month, longer than most people I imagine are, so we had a great deal of flexibility. While they ultimately accommodated our request, it wasn’t without a hoop.
To charge $ 15 for an infant was rather ridiculous. The prices in general were really incredibly high, even with the coupon. To then, at the end of the cruise, have the crew openly asking for tips was kind of a bummer. Don’t get me wrong — they were great, friendly, fun, etc. but after I’ve dropped $ 200 on a 90 minute activity, the last thing I want is a tip can in my slightly green face as I get off the boat. I strongly suggest to the owner of the company who runs this cruise that if he doesn’t pay his staff enough to make their salary sufficient, he’s not being fair to his customers or his staff.
Finally, the cruise was too long. 60 minutes, 75 at the most. We were all a bit queasy by the end and wished the time we were anchored had been a bit shorter.
All in all, a highly recommended trip if you’ve got little ones. If you’ve got older kids or are just looking for a nice view of Diamond Head/​Waikiki from water, there may be other options, but this was a great choice for our family adventure.

The 90 minute LOST TREASURE cruise is best for young children (around 4−10yrs old). If your kids like Disneyland, this is like one long ride, except it’s not on a track. The weather was great so we had a good time sailing along the Waikiki coast to Diamond Head and back.
WHAT IS IT?
It’s a Pirate ship cruise that involves water cannons, swordfights, pirate shows and of course finding the LOST TREASURE. I won’t give it away here but that HEAVE HO stuff was very entertaining and my kids were totally getting into the whole thing. I wish I could post a video on here. The pirates are just awesome, cracking pirate jokes along the way and just really getting into character… Along the way we even saw sea turtles, huge sting rays, a few humpback whales, and flying fish.
WILL YOU GET SEASICK?
Okay. Don’t tell anyone… the pirates are not real but the BOAT IS REAL and it sails on the open ocean. Although I have gotten seasick in the past (on the Superferry, remember her?), I didn’t have any problem on this boat, as the water was calm and the rocking was kept to a minimum.
PARKING/​PRICE
$ 0.50/hr prepaid at Kewalo Basin (bring your dollar bills or coins to stuff into the little slot in the metal box). We put in $ 2.50 but we probably could have gotten away with $ 2. Check Groupon for deals. We bought the $ 99 for 4.
What a great way to end the winter break. How can you not love the gorgeous unobstructed views of Diamond Head?