Carrion Bakery & Pastery Shop

Every once I a while I leave my food fate at the hands of my fellow Unilocalers, and when they are wrong, boy are they fucking wrong. This bakery has to be the absolute worst bakery this side of the Mississippi River. I decided to look for a nearby bakery to order a tres leches cake and after reading good reviews, decided to give Carrion a try. I placed my order for a small 8 inch cake for $ 30. When I went to pick up my order at the designated time, they had no idea what I ordered or what I was talking about. While this was being sorted out somewhere, my brother and I had a few minutes to peruse one of their many horse posters decorating this wall. Fucking weird, but I figured that maybe the owners liked to show off the fruits of their labor. After a good amount of shuffling in the back room, one of the gals who worked the counter came out and put the cake in a box without allowing me to see it. Once I got home, I could see why. Whatever, I figured what my sad-​looking cake lacked in décor it would more than make up in flavor. Nope, I was wrong again. Not only was the cake dry, it had absolutely zero flavor. It was like eating a huge communion wafer with too much cheap frosting.
Lesson learned, if you want a great tasting cake, stick to the classics including Cakes by Marce which is not too far away from this shithole, Lorena’s Bakery for tres leches cakes or the always great Portos.

This place makes the most delicious cake VANIDOSO, didn’t mined the wait to be helped. I am definatly coming back for more.

El señor es muy chido y sencillito
Tiene mejor sason su pan ke 2 tres
Muy Buena Gente .
Un saludo a Javier