University Edge

Biggest joke of a place ever. Got a new car, let the office know, didn’t get a blue sticker… Guess what happened? Towed!!! $ 100 later and 3 hours late to work, I now have my new car back. Who tows a car with temporary plates??? The «security» guards are the biggest joke. They can maybe guard a box of donuts. Need I also mention that you hear EVERYTHING from inside of your complex. Seriously, don’t live here, don’t even visit because your car will get towed.

University Edge; only the absolute finest!
I cannot think of anywhere i would rather live, the only better solutions are maybe in a homeless shelter, perhaps under a bridge in Akron, my car, maybe under a staircase. Those are the only comparable places!
The community is the utmost quality. Beer cans being thrown from the fourth floor balcony; landing on the grills and causing all residents to lose their privileges for several months, stolen computer lead to loss of access to the computer room. WHAT SPECIAL IS NEXT. Cannot wait. No matter how hard you try to sleep, there is always someone drunk or a Jehovah’s witness always will to knock and say hi at 3am. Five of the residents have dogs, when the lease makes it very clear no dogs. The highlights are the girl on the fourth floor of building 3 5 side with the Siberian Husky who states it is a therapy dog but also told me roommate she was going to go do cocaine. They play with the dog so it is constantly running across the ceiling making constant noise. The same The other girl with the reddish husky lets her dog poop in the corn hole area in the middle of the building! Yay!
My room is of the highest quality, SOME! JUST SOME! surprises include brown seepage that comes down the windows, doors that morph as temperature changes, and walls that are as strong as styrofoam.
Our washing machine is our fifth roommate, no matter how little you put in it, it will become unbalances and start a dancing party. I looked up the model and the quality is less than bottom self, it is on the floor.
You will get to know Weslee Daum-​Smith and the Maintence people personally. They come ever other day to check on you. You will get more filters then you know what to do with. Make sure you hide anything that could remotely get in you trouble because they gladly report it and you get love letters the night of by security. Wesley is quite good at making sure that no matter the problem, it is your fault. You have a candle incase the power goes out or if you have a rusty door hinge. They will report it and you will get yelled at. Maybe if they did not design the building with exterior corridors then maybe the door wouldn’t rust? Yet, you are responsible to wipe the doors and windows yourself (legally you don’t FYI)
The resident events are few and far between and if you go, you will not have a good time!
They offer luxury resort style amenities, these include the idea of free printing. The idea you ask, confused? Well the printer will let you print whatever you want on your own paper but then find out that there is no ink and you get barely readable printouts. This adds to the fun though since you can make out only half the words. It is a guess who of the years! The hot tub will be littered with broken glass and drunk people who don’t even live there. It is the social gathering of the year whenever it is half decent outside. Got your own printer, better not be WIFI as that will go out randomly for a few days and they just tell you to call a number of people who don’t know what is going on. This year we had it go out several times for days at a time and even when it was working it is really slow, so I hope you don’t like gaming or Netflix.
You get free parking, unless you lose your sticker than it is $ 150 parking and make sure you are the social deceived as there are a handful of parking spaces for visitors and when it snows, ¹⁄₅ of the guest parking becomes a snow pile and parking anywhere else means you will get towed.
Cannot sleep, don’t worry neither can anybody else. Parties every night somewhere and they like to yell across the courtyards to the other sides of the building, the ceilings are very thin and you hear everything, and there will be somebody knocking on your door regardless of the night. The people that live here don’t take classes, just the barely passers who drink every night. Call security, but they don’t do anything and then call the city of Kent police and get told by the UE people to call them not the Kent City Police. I still just called the police they actually do stuff.
In all seriousness, it is close to campus but i would rather get mad cow disease than live here again and make sure you have Student Legal Services/​Legal Counsel present at your lease signing since they will bring up that lease 100x and they will increase your rent and then have you sign new paper work without telling you that your rent is increasing and when you go to talk to them; they feel offended that you are calling them liars. I lived here for two years and I would NEVER live here again or recommend this dump.