Island Spice Adult Superstore

«FREE LUBE WITH EVERY TOY»
That’s just what the outdoor sign had posted for the past couple months at mile maker 9 for every passing car to see… and how can you miss it, mile marker 9 is only home to a landscaper, a navel base and this pervert shop (but only the shop of seduction is visible from the Overseas Highway).
Sadly, the «free lube» sign is gone and the new sign reads «going out of business»…
How can this happen? Don’t we want to support our local economy and our locally owned businesses (even if they are in the business of kinky pleasure and orgasms)? Hopefully this is not happening to make room for more commercial chain stores (after all we already have K-​Mart).
ENTER the «Den of Gratification»
If you’ve visited other Adult Stores you know it’s typically manned by a dirty old man or a creepy dude that makes you feel skeezy and dirty… Not here… the guys at Island Spice are humorous and they joyously welcome you to their Pleasure Shop. Plus they jump at the chance to assist finding all sorts of «hard» to find items. .. no pun intended.
Once you peruse the inventory you realize how much information was skipped in those mandatory sex education classes in grade school. First of all, toys these days come in all shapes, textures and materials… some of which I feel sorry for the user because frankly, some look painful and down right scary… Let’s just say there was one toy that I didn’t know which end went where (and that’s no lie).
And a note to the guys shopping with their girls (or significant other), I hope you’re comfortable with your manhood because there is some intimidating toys… One such toy was a latex penis that had to be at least 18″ long and had the girth of a can of Campbell’s Soup… I worry about the girl that «wants»… or better yet «needs» that toy. The only use I can realistically find for that king dong would be to hammer nails or to use for a gag gift at a bachelorette party… «PENETRATION IS NOT RECOMMENDED».
For those that are disappointed about the cancellation of the «free lube» deal, don’t worry yourself because it turns out the «free lube» was a mini-​tube and the guys at the shop are offering a much better deal now…
«FREE BATTERIES WITH EVERY BATTERY OPERATED TOY»
And that includes «installation». .. .. of the batteries; nothing more ! ! !