The Pinocchio Village Haus

We had the churros. Little cinnamon dough balls that you’re supposed to dip in chocolate sauce? I don’t get it.

Every time I go to the Magic Kingdom, I HAVE to eat at this place! As a kid, I loved it so much that I’d joke with my parents all the time when they’d ask me, «Where do you want to have dinner tonight?» I’d respond «Pinocchio’s restaurant!!!»
Yes, like many Disney eateries that are ‘value-​based’ you’re getting essentially glorified cafeteria food (chicken fingers, burgers, pizzas, pasta) but you know what? It’s pretty tasty for something to fill you up for an afternoon of rides and character photos! Plus, with the amount of walking you can do in the park anyway, you’ll be able to walk off a lot of the meal!
Glad to know that the Magic Kingdom preserves the spirit of Pinocchio (my favorite animated Disney movie) with this little restaurant!

It was so bad.
Pizza
$ 9.95
Equal to two slices.
Cardboard crust. Me and my wife couldn’t even finish a pizza we shared.
Red sauce was almost non existent.
The gelato tasted like weak iced milk.
Our iced tea was warm and ice. It must have been sitting there pre prepared for a while.
Service was slow.
The cashier was nice.
We will be avoiding this place for sure.

The food was unsatisfying and the venue packed beyond capacity. I felt anxiety competing with darting patrons an open table. I felt disappointment watching my tired children saw unsuccessfully at the uncuttable crust of a cheese pizza. The pizza that was old and cold when it was served. The cold chicken breast on my salad, not fully sliced apart, sat like a grey hand, fingers spread, on a bed of lettuce and croutons. It was $ 60 worth of food at a quality so low, I would have sent it back if I were at McDonalds.
Quality, comfort, and value do not exist at this eatery. This Village Haus, and most other Disney World eateries, are engineered for maximum throughput in the minimum space during peak hours. Hence the loud rooms overfilled with anxious competitors, resigned teenagers sprawled eating on outdoor sidewalks, and pervasive stocking and cleanliness issues throughout.
Indeed, ranked against other modern amusement parks, Disney World does not compete in quality of dining experience. It is not a good value.

We tried this place for a quick supper last night before the fireworks started. It was convenient, but absurdly expensive, the lines are long, it takes forever to get your food, and the food was nothing to write home about. Mediocre at best.

Food is ok, ordered the pepperoni pizza and a chicken Alfredo pasta. Reason why we came here was because they have menus for ppl who have allergies and since my son is allergic to eggs and shellfish we wanted to visit this restaurant. We tried going to Columbia Harbour house but they said all their food is cross contaminated so don’t go there if you are allergic to shellfish and eggs. At Pinocchio Village Haus, my son was able to eat the flat bread pepperoni pizza. Husband ate the Alfredo pasta, the sauce was watered down and was not tasty. The positive, safe food for my son to consume and view of Small world as riders get onto the boats. My son had a blast waving at ppl, free entertainment!

Definitely want impressed here. Went here for lunch on Dapper Day, so it was crowded and busy. The line was ill thought out as they shuffled too many people into packed areas, which in turn made it nearly impossible for people to get back out with their trays.
The food was mediocre at best. Two of our friends found their chicken sandwiches so chewy they couldn’t eat them. The chicken tenders were over cooked and crunchy.
Overall: C–
Definitely better places in the park. I’ll skip going back.

Just your average quick service Disney food. Pinocchio Village Haus has limited options at theme park prices. The flatbreads are tasty but not too filling. The chicken Alfredo is skippable.
You really won’t get the most bang for your buck here.

The prices are fair and the portion sizes are good… and that’s saying a lot for a restaurant in Disney World. I had the Chicken Parmesan and my son had the Chicken Fettuccini Alfredo. Both came with VERY GOOD Caesar Salads. My chicken was flavorful and well-​cheesed, and it was served on top of a mound of pasta that tasted like it was cooked a while ago and (slightly) reheated. The sauce was quite good. My son’s dish was creamy and well seasoned and had ample chicken throughout the pasta. And, at under $ 15 for each meal, they were quite reasonable.

pretty bad food, even for a theme park. Extremely greasy and no taste. Everything is out of a frozen box. The cheese is the worst quality — no taste and chewy like rubber. There is a mexican place in the park that is a lot better,

Honestly, there’s not much to say about this place. I mean, it’s theme park food, so naturally, it is pricey for the quality. I’m just writing this for those trying to decide which is the best option within the park.
I chose the chicken Alfredo, in hopes of it filling me up more so than their flatbreads or anything else. I did check the Unilocal reviews beforehand, and to my surprise, it did come with a side Cesar salad, so that was a plus, but it was around $ 11 – 12 and I felt like the salad had a lot more flavor than the actual entrée. My husband got the pepperoni pizza, which had a lot more flavor than my pasta, but overall, I’d honestly just pick a different restaurant next visit. This was a big disappointment. Plus, the lines were extremely long and the only tables were a few outside because it had been raining. I’ve been to Cosmic Ray’s a few times before and I think that would have been a better choice.

First time eating there today for lunch. There wasn’t much of a line so we got our food pretty fast. I ordered the chicken Caesar salad, for $ 8.99. When I first sat down in front of my salad I thought it was very small for the price but by the time I got to the bottom of the bowl I was stuffed! I only wish they put a little more dressing on it… Especially since only ranch dressing is available where you get ketchup and other condiments.
My boyfriend ordered the chicken Parmesan sandwich. He said it was very good but he was still hungry after eating it!
We shared the blue raspberry slush… Or as I liked to call it sugar slush. If you want to have a sugar rush, this is the drink for you. It tastes EXACTLY like a melted blue Popsicle… Haha!
Overall, there is a lot of seating and it has nice alternatives if you don’t want the usual theme park burger and fries. Plus murals with Pinocchio on the walls! What else can you ask for? :)

Have been coming here on and off for twenty years. The menu has deteriorated somewhat, in terms of healthy food; however, if you take the time to look closely, you can find something. We had a delicious Caesar salad with chicken, and pur 2 year old had chicken strips, grapes, milk and yogurt. Not bad
The service was quick and friendly despite an ENORMOUS line. Price was reasonable for Disney
Outside seating has a nice view of the castle. Some inside seating looks right into the loading area of Small World

Yup, quick serivce is right. This place was crazy at about dinnertime during Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party not to mention it had been raining so everyone was sitting inside. The upstairs portion was closed off for whatever reason. We got our food fairly fast and we found a table but it was dirty. Out of nowhere, a cast member appeared and cleaned the whole area for us. The menu itself is based on Italian goodies, since Pinocchio was actually an Italian story but the Disney version was more German. My friend got a Caprese Flatbread Pizza with a side of Macaroni N Cheese while I got Chicken Alfredo with a side Caesar salad. The food was good but nothing to rave about, just filled a void.

Loads of seating for Magic Kingdom, never usually overcrowded and you can always find a seat. The flatbread with balsamic glaze was great!
As s tip, there are stairs that go up to the balcony and not a lot of people know they are there. You can sit inside or outside and it’s nice and quiet.

Decent enough food as far as Disney goes. Disney just doesn’t have great food, in my opinion. The line is atrociously long, especially around lunchtime. We visited around 1pm and it was still atrociously long. I got a table (the tables are dirty and they don’t clean them as often as they should) while my fiancé waited in line for us (he’s the sweetest).
I got chicken tenders and fries and my fiancé got the same. It was the safest food we could think of eating. Very bland and standard and subpar, but it tided us over until we got a much better dinner that evening.
It’s food. Don’t expect anything amazing. Your options are essentially chicken tenders, fries, salad, and questionable flatbread pizza.

I had a snack here, while waiting for our FastPass time to come up. There’s no menu board above head, so you have to wait till you get to the front to see a (very sticky) laminated menu.
I just had a berry flavored soft serve cone, that was just enough to tide me over.

Have you ever seen a five-​year-​old before? If you manage to observe one out in the wild, you’ll find that they’re very peculiar creatures. They’ll ask for everything in sight only to take a bite and toss it in the trash. That’s fine at a place like, say, The Dollar Store, but not fine at a place that is probably a few years away from charging you per ice cube in your cup. Pizza is the food most commonly found in her natural habitat, so, for the sake of my wallet, that’s what we got.
We went to so many other places in Disney World where the pizza was essentially a personal pizza (at large pizza price) slightly bigger than a CD with minimal cheese. «Can I have another one» is the last thing you want to hear after paying $ 10 for a piece of round cheese toast. We came here and were pleasantly surprised. Their flatbread pizza was a little smaller than a standard sheet of paper and covered with cheese from edge to edge. It wasn’t life altering, but it was much better than anything else we ate from the quick-​service restaurants. Their lemonade slushies are really good. We ate here every day that we were on vacation.
It looks crowded, but we always managed to find a table upstairs. It’s right beside the castle, so you can sit outside at night and watch the fireworks if you want.

Pinnochio Village Haus is located in Fantasyland at Magic Kingdom.
Their quick service option is pretty worth it here. The portions are huge and they’re definitely enough to keep you filled until dinnertime.
I ordered the Italian flat bread sub, which had «Italian meats, cheese, dressing, and balsamic glaze». It’s also topped with lettuce, tomatoes, onions and chopped olives. It was a tad salty for my taste so you might want to ask for the dressing on the side. If flat breads aren’t your thing, they also have salads, and chicken tenders.
The place is pretty big but it gets super packed during regular lunch hours.
Your best bet is probably to have one person go and order the food, and another look for a table. Otherwise, you could be there forever, looking for a seat.

If you come here get their pizza’s they are the best. Probably the best pizza’s I’ve ever had. It’s reasonably priced but one is not enough. Or least wasn’t for me. ($ 9.99) the portions are small.
Get the blueberry slushy with whip cream for dessert mmmmm delicious! ($ 5.49)
Customer service was excellent. Staff was polite and friendly. My experience was 5 stars. Hope yours is too.
Enjoy.