Ultimate Exposure Tanning Centers

Reminds me of the old Bally Gyms. The ones where they had a great deal to get you in the door, and then gave you the hard-​sell, arm twisting, up-​sell. Then, once you had foolishly locked yourself in to a contract, they nickle and dime you to death.
All I wanted was to get a tan before I went on vacation so I didn’t have to spend valuable vacation time doing it. Is that too much to ask?
I called, but they would not give me a price over the phone. That should have been sufficient to end my experience then and there. However, they are the closest place to my house, and I wanted to waste as little of my time as possible on the tanning experience, so I went in.
I only need to come for a month (more like 3 weeks), but the minimum package is 2 months. So, before I’ve even started, I’m throwing away money.
But, it’s the closest place to my house, and so …
Once I got signed up (after saying «no», «no», and «no» again and again and again to all the «upgrades» I was offered, I was immediately advised that I *had* to have some skin cream (and I still don’t know why this is a «requirement»). The bottle of skin cream cost me $ 35 and that was after the 25% discount — what a bargain! :-/​
But, it’s the closest place to my house, and so …
On my second visit, I forgot the overpriced eye protectors I’d also had to buy. Of course, they wouldn’t dream of loaning me a pair. I either had to buy a new pair or pay $ 1 for a disposable pair. The disposable pair turned out to be a couple of pieces of adhesive-​backed paper — kind of like a couple of Post-​It Notes.
But, it’s the closest place to my house, and so …