Beacher’s Madhouse

«You need to Experience this Unique and Crazy Fun Dance Club» at the MGM
All night long there are different things going on EVERYWHERE!
The only complaint that I have is there is no ladies bathroom in the club but that is nothing new because pretty much the majority of the dance clubs here in Vegas do not have bathrooms in them, it’s just a short 1 – 2 minute walk out the side door of the club in to the casino.

This place has so much potential. My friend went here years ago and raved how amazing the skits were. As soon as we arrive, (pay attention here!) we showed our ticket and the doorman said, «We’ll show you to your table.» No waitress came by to help us with drinks. We go to the bar which took almost 20 minutes to get a drink and we go back to sit down. No waitress still. We get up to watch some skits before sitting down. The waitress passes by our table and completely ignored us. Calling her aside, she said that we had to prove we bought a table! We showed her our tickets & she still didn’t believe us so we had to go to the the front to verify it to her. The girls in the table next to us got in a fight and had the other in a chokehold and security didn’t do anything. It doesn’t get any better than this, seriously. The skits were crazy but I wish there were more in between. Stayed the whole 4 hours and saw 4 plays in total. The last hour we waited for one more skit which never happened. They literally turned the lights on and that was it. They couldn’t even say, «Thank you all for being here, have a good night!»

Ridiculously fun. So quintessentially Vegas that it should be embarrassing, but we had a blast. I should start by saying that I was fortunate enough to be a guest so I didn’t have to pay the enormous ticket price. And for the record, I could and would not be able to afford that (two kids in college, single mom, you know the drill). And I know one of the performers (more on that later). However, what a crazy show! Mini Meghan Traynor and Mini Psi, plus a really good Big Beyonce, along with every character Johnny Depp has ever played walking around and dancing, plus that Chris Farley «in a van down by the river» guy, who was disturbingly convincing, and some magic tricks, plus dancing, people-​sized Sesame Street characters (is that even legal? wtf?). Just weird and creepy enough to be a complete hilarious and raucous night. The best part was the guy who gets into hand cuffs and gets shoved into a washing machine and put through a spin cycle and has to escape (yeah that’s my buddy). Well, that and the part where my ex-​husband looked horribly uncomfortable while me and my friends danced on the tables. Bay-​am!!!

Man, talk about getting swindled– it’s has taken me a while to get to this review mainly because after 8 months the pain still lingers. So this was my first and last experience with this place and I can only hope whoever reads this review doesn’t make the same mistake. We went to Vegas for NYE and decided on Beechers. We initially were told 8 people with a 1500 $ minimum. Ok great. A couple people decided to come with last minute and from 8 people we gained a total of 10. They told us our original reservation was only for 8 and with any additions made there will be an up charge. So as expected we agreed and off we went. The day of NYE we get to Beechers and they tell us our original agreement was void and we were to pay an additional 1000 $ for a total of $ 2500 for our 2 added guests. At this point there was nothing we could do and didn’t want our night to be ruined so we did what we had to do.
Upon receiveing the bill and checking all the other charges tacked on we were at a little less than $ 3500. Big difference from our initial $ 1500 quote. On top of the deceitful charges and bullying into squeezing out whatever they could from our pockets the waitress wouldn’t give us our bill because the person who’s name was on the credit card was too incoherent to ask for it. Because we didn’t meet the minimum we couldn’t close the tab even though it was obvious everyone was beyond messed up. I really felt they would rather see you laying there dead from alcohol posioning rather than lose out on a couple extra dollars.
Bad experience. Bad vibes. Bad memories.

Literally the best club I have ever been too. Ever! From Dancing Elmo’s to a circus show. It was a blast!

I wish I could give this review two sets of stars, one for the entertainment and floor staff and one for the management, but since I can’t, I’ll give the overall experience two stars. In my personal opinion this was a great club with the opportunity for a great experience, but it was poorly executed and the VERY young management was terrible.
We passed Beacher’s as we were walking through MGM Grand our first night in Vegas. Curious about the experience, we stopped and talked with Russ, a manager who was sitting outside of the door. He sold us the experience on promises of midgets delivering your bottle service by flying across the club on a zip-​line. Who doesn’t want to see that, right?!?
We reserved a VIP table, understanding that there was a $ 500 minimum for the bottle service and the VIP table. Yes, it’s pricy, and it should have come with some appropriate VIP treatment, but it didn’t.
We arrived at 11:00 PM when the doors opened, and were seated at a small table, right in front of the stage. Awesome seats! Our wait staff, Kelly and Jason, were awesome and took great care of us, getting us what we needed and making sure we were comfortable. The music was fun and there was tons of things to see, including an entire crew of Johnny Depp look alikes, dancing Sesame Street characters and a couple of midgets. The entertainment was FANTASTIC. We enjoyed their efforts and found the variety show very entertaining and well done. However, the flying midgets that we were promised, never happened. A total let down.
Here’s where the night went bad. Shortly after we were seated in our small table for 4, the management let in two VERY LARGE groups of NON-​PAYING, very drunk and obnoxious young men and ladies. They seated these two parties, of approximately 100 people right next to us. There were so many people, that the VIP table and seats that we had paid for, we couldn’t even use because they were taken over by the 100 NON-​PAYING drunks. It was a mess. The group was such a mess that one girl decided to take a seat ON our TABLE and proceded to place her ASS in our bowl of ice. YUCK!!!
Kelly our server did the very best she could to keep the mass of people from encroaching on our table. The security guard conveniently disapeard as soon as the large group arrived. We paid a premium for a VIP table and bottle service, and were treated worse than the NON-​PAYING customers. Management did NOTHING to help, and seemed to be largely unconcerned that PAYING customers were not happy. The best they could do was offer another bottle on the house, the next time we came to Vegas. Sadly, the experience was so disappointing that we won’t be back.
My advise… pay the cover charge and spend a little bit of time here as a standing room customer. Your service will be fantastic and you will really enjoy the show. But, don’t waste your time or money on the VIP table and bottle service. It’s just not worth it, and you won’t get what you pay for.

Oh beacher’s madhouse you’ve been on my to-​do list for quite some time, but I must say you didn’t live up to the hype (at least in my opinion anyway).
So of course being that we were staying at MGM and on our way to Hakkasan for a night out we passed Beacher’s Madhouse. It just so happened they were offering free entry for the night and it was still kind of early which is why I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. We arrived maybe around 10 pm and it was DEAD so empty. The music was okay and it was fun seeing all the different characters. We didn’t stay very long because there wasn’t really anyone inside. Once again it could be because Beacher’s is new to MGM and it was early.
Overall, I didn’t have a good time and couldn’t wait to leave. I will say given the fact that it was early and it is so new to the hotel I’m willing to give it another chance in the future. Everyone deserves a chance to redeem themselves right?

The place itself wasn’t that bad, I guess. It’s been a while since I’ve been so this review is a little late, but it wasn’t all I expected it to be. The acts were lacking… something. The place was not too busy and a lot of people just awkwardly standing around. If you don’t have a table, there really isn’t a place for you other than a stripper pole. Also, it was irritating to have paid about $ 80 each to get in only to find out nearly everyone else was in there for free and with free drinks. I have to say, I wouldn’t recommend this place.

Beachers Madhouse was amazing! Went here for my Bachlorette party over the weekend and had the most amazing time! We reserved a table with bottle service best decision, the money was well spent. The service was amazing both the female server and male bus boy were very attentive! They had us dancing on the tables within minutes. As the «Bride to be» I felt well taken care of, always had a drink in my hand, at one point had 5 Johnny Depps dancing with me. All my girls said this was one of the best vegas trips they’ve had and the most fun they’ve had at a club. What made it so fun was that it wasn’t your typical club in vegas, it’s unique with the performances intermixed with dancing and all the fun characters they have dancing throughout the club. I would HIGHLY recommended this place if you looking for an unforgettable weekend!

1) Do not come here expecting your typical Vegas nightclub. Hands down, this was probably one of the more unique ‘clubs’ in Sin City.
2) Yes it’s costly, but to get the full experience, I would highly recommend table/​bottle service. You definitely want to have a spot to sit and watch the various shows that run about every 30 minutes or so. In between each show, expect to dance with Elmo, Big Bird and the like.
3) And most importantly, just enjoy and have freaking FUN. It’s really hard not to.
The only downside of Beacher’s is that you have to exit the venue to go to the restrooms in the casino.

I’m a very different person when it comes to having fun & enjoying my time with friends. This place is perfect for a night out with a group of friends, co workers or even a date :). Beachers Madhouse is the perfect variety show /​club.
I came here on a Friday & the place was Poppin ! Everyone was dancing & laughing the energy in the room was great. We met a promo girl earlier that day & she hooked my girlfriend & I up with free entry (saved $ 150) usually $ 75 each. So we used our «savings» on drinks & enjoyed the night.
The show acts were great, the mascots (big bird, Elmo, sock monkey & many more) were so much fun to party with & boy can they dance.
Can’t wait to come spend my birthday here !
If your in Vegas I recommend this show 100%

My review is solely on service. We paid $ 280 and they cancelled the show. They did not call to tell us. Then they refused to refund us saying ticket master should. Just based on their lack of care or empathy I would recommend not going.
UPDATE 2 months later and Beecher’s just responded. I stand by my review on their poor customer service. We will not be attending any of their shows.

Located in the MGM Grand Hotel Casino on the Famous Las Vegas Strip. This place defies all description other than a Madhouse, you must see it for yourself! Well worth it, and so much fun. I say go with a bunch of friends and get bottle service (something I don’t usually recommend but here it is a must for the best seats in the house). Live it up you are in Las Vegas for cryin’ out loud!

Do you want people to not sit at your bottle-​service tables?
THEN PUT A FUCKING SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS «RESERVED» OR ROPE IT OFF.
(This is what proper venues do to inform the general public.)
Do not send your dipshit manager and bouncers over to kick people out of unmarked tables after they have been sitting there for close to half an hour.
Do not have dipshit manager and bouncers tell your removed patrons that tables are «always» reserved and that it’s «common knowledge» that they are.
Also, $ 37 for two fucking well drinks is fucking ridiculous.
*We were only here as part of a Groupon pub crawl. In real life, I would never patronize such a douchebag-​infested place. This experience provided yet more confirmation of my beliefs.
Pics of Oompa-​Loompas at Miley Cyrus’ bash in LA is not very impressive. As in, not fucking even.
Have fun there, ya tools.

Best club EVER. First off, let me begin by saying Fuck Hakkasan Nightclub. We waited in that fucking line from 9 – 11, and we were even on the VIP list and in the front of the line.
This place was awesome, in a crazy, different madhouse kind of way. My gals and I immediately knew we wanted in when a little man in a bumble bee costume and pink afro walks out. Honestly, I had one of the best times ever at that club. It wasn’t too insanely crowded, and you could pretty much dance anywhere. I even got my jiggy on with bigbird and elmo. It was a crazy, awesome night.
Best part about it, we got wrist bands, free drinks, and only waited in line for fifteen minutes if that.

I’m not sure why there are so many upset people about this place. Maybe people just don’t have an open mind to different and obscure things.
Came to Las Vegas for my Bachelorette party. We were originally going to Hakkasan (F that place FYI!) but we had been stopped by a promoter earlier in the night who gave us gals those bracelets to get in. She didn’t really have much to say other than it was just a bar and some dancing.
After waiting 2 useless hours for Hakkasan we went to Centrifudge to rethink and asked the waitress what she thought. She said it was alright and again we were told it was like a bar with some dancing.
So we go and get in line. It’s what used to be Crazy Horse. Suddenly the door opens…
A 4ft little person comes out in a bumblebee costume and a pink afro wig comes out.
My friends are all like: O__O…YAY!
We go in and it is like a twisted version of the Moulin Rouge! Dancing everywhere! It used to be a theater so of course the place isn’t normally set up like a club but that’s what makes it cool. You can dance just about anywhere. In front of the stage, on the tables, etc. There are stripper poles you can dance on.
There are other little people dressed up as a bride, Little Wayne, Little Kanye, Little Psy, there was Big Beyonce, and so much. Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Barney were there! I got to grind up against Elmo and oooo can that red guy dance! Hahaha
We bought a couple of drinks and yeah they were pricey but it’s Las Vegas people! Also pre-​game yo! And look for the promoters!
Totally going again! And if you have a twisted mind and open to crazy things I REALLY urge you to go to this place!

This place was fun & busy! Had a great seat in the house with table/​bottle service. There was so much going on I didn’t catch it all. Definitely will be going back to check it out again!

Overall, the experience here was good. In the end anyway… initally it began with us picking up our tickets at will call and a man name John Watkins saying he would upgrade us for my birthday. He gave us his card and told us to come see him the next night. Awesome!
So the next night we got ready. All decided on heels since we would have a table, and went to meet him. As promised, he was standing at the door… but when we walked up to him, the first words out of his mouth once he remembered us was «oh shit.» He put us in the guest line which is normally a good thing, but Beacher’s lets ticketed people in first… which, we had tickets, so… we waited a while. They offered bottle service to the guys behind us. Okay cool… then we get in and get our normal stamp… what about the table? One of the girls in our group went to ask him and all he said was «I overpromised and under-​delivered.» Well now im on Unilocal warning others that he lies to get you to come to the clubs.
It was my birthday, so I was pretty upset, who lies to a girl on her birthday? But the bartenders and performers inside were very sweet and made up for the crappy people they have working outside. Fonzie, the bartender in the back, is gracious and pleasant. Again, by the end of the night we had fun, but that was too much drama for a club that isn’t quite XS level and costs girls $ 88 to get in.

Within my first hour at Beacher’s, I saw:
— A woman with the biggest boobs I’d ever seen crush beer cans, a watermelon and 3 wooden boards with her massive chest.
— Midgets attached to a harness flying over the club delivering bottles to tables
— A girl puking into her friend’s hand as they were sprinting out of the club (true friendship)
— To my shock and surprise, my wife being excited to see Pauly D (is it 2010 up in here?)
–Lots and lots of confetti
It’s a club without a dance floor. If you’re not getting bottle service, you’re kind of screwed since there isn’t really anywhere to hang otherwise. It basically turned into a sea of humanity around 1am. The music was mainly 90’s hip hop/R&B with some splashes of EDM.
So the DJ rocks out for about 15 minutes and then there’s a «show» which ranges from midget wrestling to magic to a Pee Wee Herman impersonator and then it goes back to the DJ. Most of the «shows» weren’t that great. I felt like most of them actually killed the momentum of the party. Everyone is up on their feet jamming out to a fun tune, then they stop the music and everyone has to sit down to watch the show.
I think people might have loved this stuff 10 – 12 years ago when Jeff Beacher first gained notoriety for his traveling band of freaks but not when Rose Rabbit Lie has stepped up this kind of game to a whole new level. The midget bottle delivery was still damn funny though.

This is a small cabaret-​type theater set up like a douchey nightclub, staffed by giant furries, little people and cheesy celebrity look-​a-​likes. Dude… you can see all that shit FOR FREE just walking the Strip in front of Planet Hollywood!
Maybe I was there on an off-​night, as the stage shows were kinda boring. The lady with the giant tits wasn’t there, nor was Leonid the Magnificent… all we saw was midget wrestling and a few cheesy vaudeville acts.
The vibe felt slightly manic and forced, like they were trying a little too hard to be kooky. There’s nothing spontaneous or organic about the energy — it’s all hired guns, wearing an Elmo suit and punching a timecard. It would be SO MUCH COOLER if every night before opening, Beacher went down to the Strip and hired 20 random freaks from the sidewalk, Home-​Depot-​style, and paid them to come in and party. (Someone please start a club like this!) That would at least add an element of uncertainty… ya know!!!
That being said, I’d still way rather party here than at some doucher megaclub. If you *MUST* have a nightclub experience in Vegas, it might as well be here.