Billionaire Italian Couture

Snobby. Did not ask me if I need any help. I may have purchased something if I had help.

I wandered into this store one day when I was trying to kill some time away from the casino. I was the only person in the store, and the salesperson decided to outfit me in several things. I wish I had photos.
First up, a long (robe like) silk red smoking jacket. Something that would put Hugh Hefner’s jacket to shame. I loved it. It was so soft! However, it was $ 3,800. I totally wanted to rock this around my house and possibly ride my skateboard to the mailbox wearing this and house slippers, but really?
Next, let’s try some jeans. Found a pair! Only problem, they are $ 1,200. Don’t worry about the price, the guy says, they are 50% off for me. Ummmm. Really? That is still triple what I pay for a ‘normal’ pair of jeans. I thought about it, and If he became a she, I became instantly single, and she offered to lock up and help me try them on… maybe I would have fallen for it.
Last up, a complete outfit complete with a dress shirt, several different sport coats, various slacks and jeans, and $ 10,000 alligator shoes. I have to admit that I felt good in those shoes and a few of those shirts for a minute standing in the store. However, all it took was another couple walking in, seeing me, and silently telling me that I looked like Jim Carey all dressed up in the blue tuxedo from Dumb and Dumber to realize that I was not going to make any purchases that day.
If you can rock this attire, and the prices don’t bother you, this is the perfect 5-​star place to shop. However, I am not Euro royalty, and I had never heard of this clothing line until the day I walked in. According to the guy working there, this line is huge with billionaires… all 937 of them? Maybe I would bump into one later that night eating a corn dog in my new shoes at Slots-​O-​Fun or something.
Worth a visit. 4-​stars for the shopping experience itself. Ask to feel the softest (custom made) throw rug in the entire world, if that billionaire hasn’t picked it up yet. Thank me later.