NAS Lemoore Galley

The culinary delicatessen of this establishment is on par with that of the lemoore homeless food bank without the pesky sanitation controls indicative of pressurized canning processes… usually I would have to travel to the offices of a cosmetic surgeon who specializes in lip filler and wrinkle reduction to find such levels of botulinum toxin and I’m pretty sure this facility doubles as corporal punishment for transient Airforce personnel who have committed capital offense under the UCMJ such as treason or espionage.

Food today was mediocre at best. Seems like every month now the waffles are softer and softer. Still pretty stiff, but it appears they’re working on it. The sausage was okay and the hash browns had a freezer burn taste to them, but over all, edible. The self made salad was good as usual. I made it myself, how could I screw that up?
For some reason while standing in a long line they decided to open up the opposite side for eggs (omelets). While the guy moved the lines around people from the back somehow ended up in front of me –FAIL! Needless to say i did not get eggs today. Staff was very nice as usual and the chocolate chip cookies from the desert case were cold, but soft and chewy.
It was free or at least included into my drill weekend. I can’t complain.

Every time I ask for no onion in my omelet — I get onion! REALLY!
Wouldn’t be so bad if they weren’t super stingy on their portions and served lukewarm food…