Satin Dolls

Honestly i work at satin dolls id say its the most charming around the employees are like family its a family establishment yes some people probably had bad experiences but they were probably too rowdy or was drunk and got kicked out, and us dancers were having a bad day but dont we all. we work so hard we enjoy making our customers happy and know they are important you never know until you atleast try it recently all new beautiful women couple Sr girls are still here like myself (kazmere) summers here lets all vibe

Absolutely deplorable establishment. Im just waiting for this place to get shut down. JASON JASON JASON… SMH. The coke and prostitiuting is out of control.

Honestly, the place blows. It was my first and last time going here but I will say 1 thing, they have a woman that goes around and gives 15 minute back massages and she may have given me the best massage of my life. I’d give her 5 stars if I could. So if you’re in need of a great massage on a Saturday night then go there. Otherwise go to a gentleman’s club with better looking girls where they actually take their tops off.

Wack! Me and my girls all went here and were drinking and tipping nicely and we got kicked out for being gay woman. When the bouncers were telling us we had to leave I asked why and he said cuz your not drinking enough. I said we all had 2 drinks plus tipped nicely and it has only been like 35 mins. He said idc your takin away business with ur lil gf. We left and never went back. The strippers werent even great. Never go here! Spend ur money at any other strip club!

Im never going to Satin Dolls again. Im african american and i walked in my friend who was also african american. We were 2 out of maybe 4 black people in the whole place. The two bartenders that were working walked past us like 4 times and didnt acknowledge us at all. After 7 minutes i had to get one of the dancers to call the bartender over to us. After another 4 minutes she finally came over and was rude. We ordered our drinks and then i pulled out my bank card to pay. She told me i need to clear 150 dollars on my card for 2 drinks that totaled 18 dollars. She then told me if i dont have the money than i shouldnt use my card (which was said with an attitude). I thought that was completely absurd although i had more than the amount on my card. The drinks was watered down. When we finished the drinks she didnt offer us more drinks. What kind of bartender dont ask customers for more drinks. The service at Satin Dolls was completely under par. I do not recommend the bar to anyone regardless of race.

This place is cool because you can bring your lady friend with you too. They have TVs with sports on by the ceilings. They have a full bar. A few dancers actually look happy and flirty. Sadly most of them look dilapidated and hurry you to tip them during the dollar parade as they make their way walking around the bar. Ladies are a mix of Latina, Eastern European, black, and white. The lunch menu is pretty good and damn cheap too.
The bartenders here are very nice and are actually the main reason we keep coming back here. They are always available to refill your drink or get you change for some singles. Like the DJ says, please remember to tip your bartenders!

I came here once.
…A WEEK, that is, ONCE… A…WEEK…back in the day.
Sundays at 2pm… when the «talent» in this time slot was of the «soon to retire» variety.
Tipping wrinkly old chicks with sagging… uh…lets say everything… who demanded that the lights be turned down to blind-​person-​level, was very entertaining. They worked VERY hard for every dollar, which I admire… absolutely nothing wrong with actually «earning» your pay.
Forget their 401K plan, I enjoyed investing in these near-​retirees’ 40DD plan (albeit, an-​about-​to-​hit-​the-​floor plan).

It’s been years since the Sopranos and this place has gotten even worse. Long story short, the girls are a little to Jersey for me and the bartenders arent exactly great. Its basically the 1pm «B-​Team» every hour its open.

Two of my friends used to work here a few years back (one was a bouncer and one was a dancer). It’s been some time since I paid homage, so my man and I decided to stop in for a drink on our way home from a party to see how things were looking in there these days.
The bar was pretty packed, and I was pleased to see about as many female patrons as male patrons. Nice! We settled into our seats by the bar and I quickly realized that things were not as I remembered. The dancers were uninspiring (looks-​wise and performance-​wise) and they seemed bored to tears. Their large purses were strewn across the stage, which would have caused a potential tripping hazard had any of them been dancing instead of standing in one spot. If any of the female patrons were there with the hopes of picking up some dancing skills/​moves, they were SOL.
One of the dancers had some pole skills and I must commend her for that. She was the only one who was giving her performance some effort.
Mismatched bikinis, hair tied back in sloppy ponytails… it was like no one in there was trying. Very disappointing. As for the bartenders, I can understand wearing comfortable footwear, but high-​top white sneakers circa 1990? Not a good look.
Lackluster…yup, that was it.

I am from Cali. & I asked my BF 2 bring me here for dinner & entertainment. I am a big Sopranos fan, bt can also appreciate a good pole or strip dance.
Well… We went on a Monday night so maybe the strippers were tired, & the place was kinda empty. I was so excited to come here, but I felt I had to entertain myself. The girls looked bored, maybe 2 strippers looked happy & I so appreciated that! It really makes a diff when u see the girls smiling & pretending to have fun, it helps matters. Even if they are repulsed inside, come on girls it’s your job to sell the dream!
We asked the manager to show us the Sopranos Gear & he took us into a locker room, OMG yes how touristy LOL! However, the guy was ok, but seemed rushed & quick to go back to what ever it is a manager does. .
We had dinner & it is actually very inexpensive & not bad. I had a captain & coke, the soda was flat. I hate that! Then I had a red bull & vodka which the waitress began to make much stronger as she noticed my BF & were not there on a budget, but b4 then she even questioned opening a tab for us bcuz there was a $ 25 minimum LOL! PLS that is so Monday LOL!
My advice is to treat every one as a potential customer, smile & bring your A game. Do not assume anything. This is business & they didn’t bring the pleasure so we decided never to return to this joint again!
NEXT!
REVISED 9÷22÷09
I just had to demote this place to 1 star. PLS NOTE SD INCURRED A $ 300.00 charge on my BF credit card & we did not even use the credit card to pay for our $ 120.00 tab! KEEP YOUR RECEIPT!!!

I went here because of the Sopranos, my favorite tv show of all time. The bar is exactly as it appears on the show, so you know what to expect. Except the girls don’t get naked. I was hungry, so I took a chance and ordered some food. And guess what? It was REALLY good. I had the Chicken Marsala and honestly, it was some of the best I have had. I was very surprised – and the food is ultra cheap! Friendly staff, too… definitely a stop in anytime I am in Jersey…

A go-​go bar with the infamy of being the location for «Bada-Bing’s» or whatever it was called on «Sopranos». The reason they picked the location was probably because it’s cavernous inside, and no one used to ever go there. Literally, me and a friend would represent half the clientele on a given night, and we were cheap and largely disinterested in the average-​looking talent. So, it’s good to check out and say you were there, drink an overpriced Heineken, and then head south on Rt. 17 to a better destination, like Lowe’s.
–C