Baltimore Hotel

Okay I feel as if this is a different place than the two pics of the lobby! I did not see that lobby! also the room i saw for rent were the same floorplan and color but MUCH MUCH MUCH more tiny! Or atleast in person it was! Only 210 sq feet! Plus the rent was close to $ 800 where as across the street King Edward has more spacey apartments with a cheaper rent. I will say this though, the ladies at the leasing offices are sweet as pie! i wish I liked the place just because they r so nice, but it was too small for me.

This place is a GREAT place to hole up for a week and smoke crack like the world is going to end tomorrow! Half of Los Angeles’ sex offenders and violent criminals can be found living here — really great if you need advice on how to construct your very own Fifi towel, how to kill someone with a pair of car keys, or if you’re into IVing cheap, sludgy heroin and need tips on how to skin-​pop it in even the most abscessed limb.
Entomologists shall delight at the garden of roaches, bedbugs, lice, chiggers and other assorted invertebrates that blanket the walls of this manor. Shag carpets in the hallway are surprisingly clean… but that could be because of all the random carpet farmers you’ll see scrounging around down there, at the foot of their doors, picking away to keep them clean. Who needs a vaccuum? Neighbors are friendly, if exuberant — especially the ladies! — kicking in your door at 2am, offering companionship at rock bottom prices.
Wow! And the concierge service… I have never had my keys and ID shoved at me so fast underneath a bulletproof glass window before. What efficiency!
AND the best part is, it’s dirt cheap!!! So you can save some money when you walk a few blocks over to your fancy-​pants dinner at Cicada. I love Downtown Los Angeles!