Eastsider Motel

The below is a true story of what happened when I visited the Eastside Motel with some of my homies.
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
just rollin in my ride, chillin all alone
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a car full of girls ain’t no need to tweak
all you skirts know what’s up with 213
So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis
some brothas shootin dice so I said «Let’s do this»
I jumped out the ride, and said «What’s up?»
some brothas pulled some gats so I said «I’m stuck.»
Since these girls peepin me I’ma glide and swerve
these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix
I’m gettin jacked, I’m breakin myself
I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth
they took my rings, they took my rolex
I looked at the brotha said «Damn, what’s next?»
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down
They got guns to my head
I think I’m going down
I can’t believe this happenin in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it’s a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate
I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
if you want skirts sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb
Now Nate got the freaks
and that’s a known fact
before I got jacked I was on the same track
back up back up cause it’s on
N A T E and me
the Warren to the G

The below reviews are highly exaggerated. This is the highest quality and safest budget motel in LA. A great weekly rate of $ 240 comes with AC, yes, AC! Find that elsewhere. It is also very safe. They have eight cameras on the place, and are fickle about who they rent to. You also get a fridge! So those of you staying weekly can actually get real food and save it.
The claim that the reviewer got Chlamydia is quite funny, considering it’s impossible, and that he is from the meatpacking dist. in NYC, the loosest playground in the US… I would bet that’s where he got his sexual disease. What a jerk to post something like that. I worked in the meat packing dist for five years… his Chlamydia is from New Jersey… what a fool.
There are no bugs, NONE.
It’s a budget hotel. Don’t expect fresh paint and a modern room. Be thankful for all you get with the price, you won’t find anything anywhere close to it in Los Angeles.
And it’s not a bad part of town. There is a Fresh and Easy on the Corner. They don’t put those in bad parts of town. Go 15 blocks north to skid row, and then you will see a bad neighborhood.
If you are a budget traveler and in need of a good safe spot for a week, that you can be comfortable and confident in, check out the Eastsider. The cleaning staff is really nice, and the office does it’s best to make people happy.
Unless you are used to Hilton’s, check out this great budget weekly. It’s one of the best in town.

Carlos the receptionist is the only great thing about this place. He was very helpful and drew us a map of all the strip clubs in the neighborhood.
There was a mouse that turned up in our room and we only ended up getting a partial refund after an hour of arguing.
The owner kept calling me a liar and threatened to call the cops if we didn’t leave right away.
Internet kept going out.
Watch out.

I found this place to be by far the WORST place I’ve been to. It’s a huge ripoff on top of a bad neighborhood and a lack of a lot of things.
I came in a party of 3, and paid $ 91 for a two queen-​sized bedroom.
Here are what the place comes with:
A parking lot
Fridge
Horrible scratchy towels with mysterious spots; its texture can be compared to linen dish rags. (my cousin chose to wipe her face with toilet paper instead)
Funky stench in the room
Wi-​fi that disconnects every 3 clicks even when it states itself as excellent connection status.
Here’s what it’s missing:
A BLOW DRYER (yes, ladies. Take that.)
Coffee port
Shampoo and body wash (two bars of soap are supplied)
*an extra key* (only one key is supplied)
Breakfast
Travel brochures (absolutely not traveler friendly.)
I should have taken the hint when the receptionist said the place charged by night regardless of the booking since a lot of customers ask for refund after the first night.
I ALSO packed it up and left for another place after the first night. Take the hint. Leave this place.