The Green Doctors

the green «doctors» are not doctors at all!
they are low life drug addicts preying on
people to line their own pockets. ask them
where they went to medical school… they will
start threatening you and trying to call the
police, but they never do because they know that
the police can’t stand their illegal activity. that’s
right illegal… marijuana use is still illegal on the
federal level and la is working to shut all these
illegal dispensaries down. they wear their lime green
doctors scrubs to try to look official… just a bunch
of fucking losers addicted to pot… their lives are going
no where. marijuana is for fucking losers! marijuana is for
fucking losers! just look at what it does to people… every homeless
person on venice beach smokes it… laying around all day doing nothing.
marijuana is for fucking losers! the green «doctors» will be shut down!

Wow can’t believe I didn’t check Unilocal,bad move. Paid astronomical price and just found out their scam. If you go here you will be ripped off. Stay clear or your asking for it.

Ya it’s awful. They lie. Stay away. It costs a lot of money that you shouldn’t pay. Absolute tourist trap.

This was the most crooked unprofessional Place ! I went to the Cannabis Cup in San Bernardino and ended up needing to get my recommendation prior to entering. I sat down to wait 1 ¹⁄₁₂ hrs for the process and ended up not wanting to wait so I left. Long story short I left my ID with the there paperwork. I went back the next day and was told I needed to give them $ 80.00 for my ID and DR recommendation when I «NEVER SAT WITH A DOCTOR «OR RECEIVED MY RECOMMENDATION ! I’M no dummy so I wouldnt pay them Shi#. Ended up leaving after they lied again and said my ID was in their corporate office and wouldn’t give me an address to go and get it. RUN don’t get scammed with there outrageous prices also. The doctors should be ashamed for being connected with this place. Shame on you ! Crooks

STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS. –5 stars
Any place with this much bad rep should be forced to close. Just got threatened by the manager to have the police called on me, for standing on Venice boardwalk and exercising free speech to the poor, unsuspecting tourists and patients signing their money away in the waiting area.
I’ve never been here, personally, but do know the standard rates for a medical recommendation is around $ 50 for 1 year, and similar (lower) pricing to renew. I stood on the public Boardwalk (which is a state park according to them) and told the waiting patrons to go on Unilocal and get a 2^nd (or 74^th) opinion.
ONE of the many signs outside states in very smallllll writing, «starts at» $ 40… Get ready for a wrestling match over your money and identification.
Go do some yoga to get high, it will be much more pleasing and a lot cheaper, and you’ll meet some beautiful people.
Peace y’all.

Total bait and switch. I was a returning customer, and told the guy right off the bat that I was looking for a renewal only. He told me he would tell the girl at the front to only charge me $ 40. Then the guy told me to go see the doctor. After being approved by the doctor, I went to a waiting room. I was then taken into another room for payment (by the way, I think they do the payment in a small room, behind closed doors, because the pricing is total bs, and they don’t want to scare off everyone else). The guy told me the $ 40 was only for the medical evaluation, nothing more, and that the license would run $ 120 for a 1-​year term. Partly shame on me for not walking away right then and there. I’m never going back, and would recommend nobody else go either.

Wow is all I can say. What a scam. Places like this are the reason the government thinks medical marijuana is a joke. The fake doctor didn’t even interview us or ask us anything about how marijuana helps us or gave any advise on treatment. They just sit you down and start going over all these crazy fees. They wanted $ 180 for a year rec. When we objected they got nasty and said well if you can’t afford it and all this other nasty stuff. We eventually hardballed them back and got a year rec for $ 80. Still double the going rate but it served a purpose because we were at a the Cannabis cup and needed a rec for one of my employees.
If you can avoid this place, do. There are plenty of other real doctors out there and you don’t have to be treated this way. TOTAL SCAM! Nasty, dirty, shitty people. Hope you get shut down and arrested for your blatant disregard of people. There’s a special place in hell for people who take advantage of sick people and your operation is in the front of the line.

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO THIS PLACE!!!
So my boyfriend and I attended cannabis cup recently, he needed to renew his rec, and I needed to get my rec. We were running late so we decided to purchase our rec at the event.
they take our ID make us fill out a little form asking health questions, after you turn that in we waited about 30 minutes, then they called us into a little tent for the «Evaluation» which consisted of some hairy dude asking really simple questions and it seemed like he didn’t even care. For example one of the questions on the form we had to fill out was about how weed helps you medically. I answered that weed helps me with my anxiety, knee pain, and headaches… this so called «doctor» who was evaluating me asked «so weed helps you with your anxiety, knee pain and headaches?» «you prefer how weed makes you feel over prescription pills?» then he explained how the rec works shook my hand and that was IT! Not much of an evaluation if you ask me…
there were NO signs advertising the prices, when I asked one of the employees how much it was going to be he said $ 40 and if we wanted an ID it was an extra $ 25…when they call us into the second tent, there’s another «doctor» and she pulls this price sheet out and starts explaining all sorts of crazy prices to us! Only the evaluation was $ 40! The lowest price on there was $ 60 for ONLY A MONTH of having your rec! That is ridiculous because you can get an evaluation from a real medical marijuana Dr. and get your rec for as low as $ 45(some places) and that will last you a whole YEAR! So we tell this lady, thanks but no thanks, we were misinformed by your staff, we won’t get our reccomendation here, if we had known these were the prices we wouldn’t have done it here… she tells us because we already went through the evaluation, that we have no choice but to pay $ 40! Even if we don’t want to get the Rec from them! It was then clear to us that this was a complete scam, and that the person we asked about the price in the first place totally lied and just told us $ 40 and not that if you want your rec for a year you’d be paying over $ 120. All they had to do is recognize their mistake in telling us a false price, and let us go without our rec from them. But instead we were forced to pay for a wack ass evaluation from a fake Dr. and a rec that is going to expire in a month.
This place is stealing money from good people who simply want to legally medicate.
IT NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

For the way you operate your business, for falsely advertising your prices, for misinforming new & returning patients, for not giving a proper Doctor evaluation from a so-​called Dr., and for scamming many others including myself out of our money.. I’m gonna do everything in my power to get my refund and to make sure you guys are no longer in business!. It’s absurd what you’re doing and you give the business people & patients of the Cannabis community a bad name.
Peace to all.
SA

Every single review here is true, I cant believe I went to this place, worst decision I’ve ever made, spent 160 $ for 3 months (!!!) and I can only go and buy at a specific despenser, which is probably owned by them I’m guessing. Do not go here!

WARNING!!!
This place s BULL CRAP!
The sign says $ 40, but then you get inside and then they charge you another $ 60 for three months of use! Every where else its 40 – 60 for a year.
Do not go here it a total rip off Bait and switch.
The sign says 40 for your card, not the doctor. Asked for my money back befor I left and they said no!
Rip off! Do not go here under any circumstances!

WARNING!!! Do not go to this place charged me $ 400 for mmj card when advertised $ 40 outside they seen I was from the uk and took the piss big time. The only place I could buy weed was at there dispensary around the corner all the other places just fucked me off because I needed California ID, I was told by the woman at green doctors all I needed was the photo ID card which was an extra $ 25. Total rip off scam merchants

They lure you in with the $ 40 advertising, waste 30 minutes of your day, and then surprise you that the $ 40 is only for three months! Such a blatant rip off, I wonder why anyone can be proud of working there. Live and learn!

I am only giving it one star because I have to in order to make this post. This clinic is a joke, they over charge their patients who do not know any better and they do not even keep proper documentation to get their patients verified so they can get their medicine. They are incredibly rude and short trying to rush you off the phone as a DISPENSARY just trying to verify THEIR patient when they were the ones who messed up to begin with. They are money hungry liars who need a serious lesson in customer/​patient care.

DO NOT GO HERE!!! All of the negative Unilocal reviews are $ 100 accurate. All of the signs say $ 40, I spent 10 minutes asking the homeless looking man in green scrubs and he assured me the price would be 40 $ and an additional 25 $ for the card…
OVER an hour of waiting later, they want to charge me 185 $ for 1 year?! Wtf if going on here? I’ve had cards in the past for less than 80 $ including the evaluation and actual card. This place is a complete SCAM!

Can’t really say what hasn’t been already said. They advertise $ 40 and you walk out and go to another place and pay 3x that before your given a certificate.

I considered getting a prescription, but I felt that there was something about how pushy they were. I felt that it was not a very professional type of atmosphere.

RIDICULIOUS. Already saw the doctor before reading Unilocal reviews and I knew I needed to get OUT. Told the stupid «doctor» that I had an emergency and she refused to give me my ID until I paid her $ 40. For what? Seeing the damn doctor. FOURTY DOLLARS FOR MY ID. DO NOT GO TO THIS PLACE.

*** Buyer Beware***
If I could only give a 0 star review. This place is a complete scam! I was led to believe that for only $ 40 I could carry a card that admittedly I would probably never if rarely use! I wanted it for the novelty of it. I was told words like «easy» and «get stoned today» I should have walked at that point, but I felt like I was already committed being that they take your ID as soon as you enter and don’t give it back until after you sign the credit card slip. It’s the equivalent of a used car salesman throwing your keys on the roof so you can’t leave. Shady beyond repair.
I was told yes, $ 40 for the initial consultation, which the girl at the first stop of the tour of 2 handoffs that if it was deemed I was ineligiable for treatment than the consult would be at no cost. The «Doctor» had other information telling me that yes $ 40 for consult, and then there are subscription levels 3, 6 or 12 months. 12 months being for $ 120! What?! I told her I wanted no part, and I was declining the service. She said that I had to pay the $ 40 I said to make me as declined. She refused, and then said I could have 6 months for the 3 month price, and then she charged me $ 120 I told her to forget it, but she already ran my card. It was at that point that I finally got my ID back. I immediately called my credit card to let them know I was disputing the transaction because the «Doctor»… Oh. Let me say this. You can’t take a homeless person off the boardwalk, give them a lab coat, and call them a Doctor. But anyway, the «doctor» did not honor me saying I was refusing the service. I also believe I was improperly billed regardless.
Do not — Do not — DO NOT go here!

I remember walking around veins with a friend a few years back. I had been in a serious car accident and he asked me if I ever tried to get my medical marijuana license yet. I told him no and he told me that I was in for a treat and we walked up and down the beach looking at the many medical places that we could apply at. So I don’t smoke and this was more for entertainment purposes than anything. We also decided that since I am a Californian, it is always good to carry a card with you at all times, just in case. Having a medical marijuana card in California is like a right of passage now anyways.
So, we came a crossed the green Dr who said they could get me in there that day and promised speedy service with my medical card. They told me that the card would be $ 90 out of the door, but it made more since to get the 1 year prescription instead of the 3 month one so I went ahead and gave them $ 150. Before I went in to talk to the doctor, I filled out some quick patient paperwork. It was normal paperwork like any other. I went in and told him why I needed the medical card and about my accident. He signed my paperwork and pushed me through.
Next I had to take my photo and they handed me a certificate until my actual card arrived. I got the card in the mail about three weeks later. Upon getting my certificate, I also got a coupon for a free blunt or editable and well, I chose to get the blunt. I did get my medical card in the mail as promised and well, I took it to another dispensary and it was good there so there service was what they said it was.
The whole place was decorated with pot leaves which was pretty cool and they had a chart on the wall that explained every strain on the wall and what to use it for. I don’t get why people are giving this place such bad reviews, It worked just fine for me