To clarify, the full name is «G & K Shoe Company Wholesale Footwear & Government Surplus,» and believe me, the emphasis here should be on «surplus». There are army surplus stores out there that carry that Fresh Boutique scent, or at least have a sporting goods angle, but this is neither of those things. G&K is an authentic junk shop full of military surplus mostly displayed in large open cardboard boxes. There are shoes for sale, but it’s mostly boots and mostly sandwiched between your grandpa’s camping gear and camo pants. So don’t come in here for those sequin pumps. And you probably shouldn’t come if you haven’t had your tetanus booster. Or if you’re allergic to dust. Or if you don’t want to leave a little smudgier than you were when you came in. I’ve wandered in several times, but today was the first time I ever had the excuse to make a purchase. My lady friend has conspired to dress me as a khaki scout for Halloween, and I quickly acquired a fine khaki private’s uniform and canteen. While here, be sure to have a chat with the proprietor. I asked him how long he’s been here and he cracked, «three weeks».
