Bunny’s Superette

I adore this little market. You can find staples but also items not easily found in other stores like curried chickpeas, guava products, plantains, and unique meats to nake a few. They have a delightful champagne dill mustard. Who would’ve thunk that this unassuming store would have so many delightful products.
Also, rumor has it that they are the place to go to play the lottery. Apparently more winning tickets have come from their store in all of NH. We’ll see as tonight I bought my first powerball tickets ever.

While poking around in the meat case I happened upon a small hickory smoked chicken at $ 2.89/pound. When I got it home and took it out of the plastic wrapping, it practically fell apart in my hands. I sliced up the breast and added it to some black bean soup. Very tender and tasty.

Okay, here’s the scenario.
It’s the end of the month, you just paid your rent and the minimum amount to have your cable turned back on, your fridge has been raped… your left with virtually no fucking money and you are starting to salivate because of the fact you haven’t eaten a descent meal in like 2 weeks. What do you do? Let me tell you!
Start by digging through every dirty article of clothing you own, even the towels, there’s bound to be some money. Quarter’s are awesome. Dollars, a God send. Ravage your couch and manhandle your drawers. 99% of the time you will find at least ten bucks, unless you do this every night versus at every end of the month. If you do this every night your addicted to crack or lazy, or both. Now count out EXACTLY how much money you have on hand, to the penny. Grab your headphones, throw your shoes on and head on down to Bunny’s Superette. One of the oldest, most reliable and certainly most organized grocery stores in the North side of Manchester. If a grocery store and gas station had sex twice, «Bunny’s Superette» would be born.
After the enjoyable walk down to Bunny’s, your there! By this point, everyone within a ten mile radius knew you were going to Bunny’s by the hellish sound of change jingling in your pocket. You will try to quiet this change-​making noise but will fail. Don’t even bother, everyone has been here with 9 pounds of coins on them at least once in their life.
DELI: Go straight to the fucking deli, do not pass go, do not take a left down the first aisle with all that good looking beer int it (although you may revisit this aisle). In the wayyyyy back is the deli. Here is where you find NY Sirloin Tip Steak, Baby Back Ribs, premarinated Chicken Breasts, a variety of precooked meals, pastas, kielbasa… anything really, it’s all right there! The greatest thing is that you will only spend half of your money, assuming you know how to budget correctly with ten bucks. A pound of Ny Sirloin for five dollars? Yes PLEEEEEASE. Bunny’s cuts and preps the meat in house thus making it so inexpensive. In most cases a good 15 minutes is wasted in this aisle due to selection.
Okay, awesome! You have roughly 28 quarters left in that pocket to spend on whatever you choose. Notorious for having an awesome beer selection at again, an unbeatable price I suggest you make your way there. With probably more than half a dozen 6 packs under five dollars, not Natty or Keystone mind you, you have successfully shopped Bunny’s for the fifth time in a row.
WARNING: WARNING: WARNING:
If you are looking for something other than meat and a descent six pack then don’t go to Bunny’s. Soda is expensive, Ice cream is through the roof, appetizers and snacks are two or three dollars more than the norm.
I give this little superette credit though, in a bind and hungry… count on coming here until that next check.
SIDE NOTE: When at Bunny’s you will more than likely remember how much money you could have saved bust wasted on beer, food delivery, tree and miscellaneous other things. Don’t get depressed… you’ll grow up someday!