This Mess Is A House

OK, there’s no category for Home Organization Services? That’s what «This Mess Is A House» is – organizing all that clutter you’ve accumulated due to your eBay habit (I know your eBay junk – I’ve been there too).
Greta and Leaf are AMAZING! Let me tell you – during a recent personal crisis, Greta organized *everything* for me. Boom, problems solved in one day. I was in a total panic about the monumental clutter in my house, but after five minutes, I had not a worry in the world. Seriously. No lecturing, nothing like that.
I know, you’re putting off getting help with the mess because you don’t want anyone seeing it, right? You’re afraid someone will go «Jesus, what IS all this crap?» Silly, they don’t do that! You’ll end up with everything in its logical place – and remember, everything DOES have a place – and it will make sense so you don’t have to wonder where the hell your (widget that you refuse to get rid of) is.
Greta and Leaf will NOT throw your stuff away, either. If it doesn’t have a logical place, they’ll put that widget in a box of your homeless widgets so you can decide what to do with them (keep, donate, throw away) at your own leisure.
Oh, and get this – they can do their magic over the internets! You send pictures, they’ll tell you what to do with your stuff. Sure, you have to actually pick the stuff up yourself and do it, but if you’re not in the local area or you’re really THAT panicked about having someone see your mess with your face attached to it, that should work for you! A friend of mine in Kansas is doing just that right now with her.
This is the only Home Organization service in the NOLA North Shore area, and as of now the cost is still absurdly low, IMHO. $ 25/​hour plus travel expense if on the South Shore or a similar distance. I’ve seen in other markets where the rates are as high as $ 200/​hour – which is obscene, but you get the point. This Mess Is A House is less expensive than any others *I’ve* seen.
This is so much better than a cleaning service/​maids, because your stuff will be easy to clean once it’s all in place. No, Greta and Leaf are not going to scrub your floors or do your windows – they aren’t maids. But when you’ve got a house full of clutter or just a closet full of clutter, how are you going to clean it anyway? De-​clutter first, then get a maid.
Rated five stars, only because I can’t give TEN stars! :)