CalTrain Willow Road Shuttle

So I live in SF and I commute to Menlo Park… I have opted out of driving, so CalTrain is my only option… A quick 35 min ride from SF to MP on the morning baby bullet and once you get off, there is a shuttle waiting that just so happens to drive right past my office… oh how lucky I am!
But wait a minute… Everything can’t be so easy now can it? Is it too much to ask to have a peaceful train ride and then hop on this shuttle and enjoy another peaceful 15 min ride to my office? I guess so, because every morning, for 15 min that I am on that shuttle, I have to hear teenagers between the ages of 14 and 17 say things like:
«Yo, I was hella smoked out last night.»
«That bitch was so hot…»
«So what I was sayin’ is that I was gonna fit him ya know…»
«Her tits are hella big dude…»
Put that on repeat for 15 min…