Club Madonna

Probably I should start a website to blacklist «all DO NOT GO TO gentlemen clubs». Club McDonna this is the worst strip clubs I ever been to. The old lady at the admission for $ 20 to get in was rude and unhelpful. Bartender was so dump and didn’t know how to break my $ 100 bill into $ 20 and $ 5 and $ 1 bill. only one strip dancing on the pole at a time and not many patrons I can see given the sucks service there. Finally, all the Russian white women there were so pushy and wouldn’t allow to you watch any of the strip show and asked for a dance with them for $ 25 is a rip off for the quality of the service they provided. The second Russian woman who asked for a dance blackmailed me that after I have her $ 25 for a song but after I went up to VIP balcony, she asked me to pay her another $ 50 ever I said clearly that no touching. When I jumped off the chair and told her I needed to talked to her manager. She calmed me down and said ok. Guys be careful about this russian lady and this shop.

Since I currently live in Atlanta, GA I like to think I know strip clubs because if there’s one thing the ATL is known for doing well, it has to be «skrippin.» Anyway I was on vacation for the first time in Miami and I wanted to see how they do things in South Beach.
It was Friday night, 11/​13/​2015 (yes Friday the 13^th!) when I had the misfortune of entering Club Madonna. The reason why I chose this place is because it was only about a block and a half from the hotel I was staying at on Washington Avenue. I figured that since it was in SoBe then it must be exciting, lively, busy, and full of exotic women. My little money was burning a hole in my pocket in anticipation of being distributed into the thongs of lovely Miami chicas. My mouth was watering and I was chomping at the bit.
Upon approaching the entrance, I was surprised at the lack of activity outside the establishment. I thought there would be a long line of customers waiting to get in. Instead it looked kind of dead. One of the strippers was outside wearing a little black dress and stilettos. She was a dark-​haired Colombian beauty.
«Where ya from?» she asked me in her sexy Spanish accent.
I told her and she followed me as I entered the club. It cost $ 20 just to go in and the lady taking up the admission fee was a crusty, middle-​aged woman who was less than enthused to be there and also seemed disgusted to see men paying to have women take off their clothes.
Before I could even be seated, the Colombian woman was grabbing me by the hand and pulling me over to where she wanted me to sit down. Then a waitress came up and demanded that I purchase a drink. When I told her I don’t drink alcohol, the waittress told me I had to buy something. I ended up purchasing a bottle of water for $ 5 that I could have gotten at a convenient store for 99 cents. I did this just to get her rude behind to leave me alone. In the meantime, the Colombian stripper had plopped down beside me and was asking, «Where ya from» again and asking me for a dance.
When I go to strip clubs, I like to get settled in before I get a dance. I like to see what’s on the menu before I begin my feast. She was the type of woman I would’ve paid to have dance for me if she’d just been patient. Instead she was overbearing and I was starting to get a little agitated. At this point I just wanted her to go away so I could see what else the club had to offer. She eventually got the message and left smacking her lips and rolling her eyes. I hated to disappoint her but she was acting too thirsty. All she had to do was wait and let me get settled in and I would have let her dance for me,
The club was mostly barren that night. The majority of the patrons were Latin men, a few frat boy white guys and a group of lesbian/​bisexual Latina customers who were there as a group. There was a white girl on stage who had no rhythm and didn’t know how to work the pole. The rest of the women were looking bored, including the one black girl there who for some reason had been mean-​mugging me since I walked in.
Then a less attractive Latina who appeared to have had a lot of work done on her strutted up to me, plopped down in my lap, grabbed my hand and slapped it against her butt. It felt hard as if it was an implant and her breasts didn’t look real. I declined her dance request and she moved on. I must have looked like a jerk to some of the dancers but evidently the culture here is different from the ones in Atlanta where they will at least let you get situated and come back to you later. All I needed was a little time to look around but now I was feeling pressured.
As luck would have it, out of nowhere came the finest woman there and she was headed in my direction! She was wearing a tight little pink skirt in contrast to others who were wearing all dark colors. She was a white Russian (or so she said), had an air of confidence about her, had dangerous curves and most of all she was friendly. It didn’t take much convincing for me to agree to a dance from her.
At Club Madonna they don’t do the dances out on the main floor. You have to go up the steps to this balcony VIP area and it costs $ 25 to go up there. I paid the man at the top of the steps the fee and then paid the Russian goddess $ 20 for the dance. That woman gave me the lap dance of my life! The only reason I didn’t get more dances was because I would have had to pay another $ 25 VIP fee and then another $ 20 for a dance. There were too many other things I wanted to do in Miami. I didn’t want to spend all my money in one place.
I want to be sure to say the women here weren’t bad looking but you can find better looking women on South Beach. I liked the diversity of women but they need to be more patient and also not require you to go the VIP just for a dance. If it hadn’t been for the Russian woman I would have regretted going there. It was more like a hole in the wall than a South Beach club.

This night club is disgusting. The girls don’t know how to work the pole, let alone dance. I felt sorry for them. Please look up their scandal on google before thinking of attending, there was an underage girl stripping apparently against her own will for money. The hostess made us purchase alcoholic (watered down) beverages, saying it was mandatory to at least buy one drink. She over priced my boyfriends beer, and when we complained she rudely gave us our money back. Bottom line: DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME. You’re in Miami, go elsewhere.

Out of all the strip clubs I’ve visited, Club Madonna was the worst. And this was in Miami Beach! With all the beautiful women throughout this area, I had higher expectations, but I know better now.
If bored and uninterested dancers with a lame crowd are your thing, then definitely go here. I didn’t find any of the dancers attractive. Most were old looking and except for one, they all danced without any energy if they even danced at all. The single bathroom was disgusting.

Lackadaisical dancing by over the hill or overweight dancers. Take a Lyft or Über to other nearby cities as this is the only club of its kind in South Beach. Seriously though… don’t fall for the taxi sign ads that run amok in South Beach and go somewhere else… anywhere else.

This place sucks. None alcoholic beer and over priced dances. They charged me 25 just to get a dance then asked for another 100. And bitched when I didn’t tip

The crew got in with no cover by checking in on the Unilocal app! They have a Playboy Playmate from like the 80’s who is awesome, lol…

Wow terrible. 20 dollar cover and dancers that look like they were brought over in shipping containers. 25 dollar lap dances from a ugly woman? No thanks

So, so, sooo disappointed with this place! I’ve been here numerous times and have had a blast. I brought my boyfriend after 4am ready to have a great time, and it was horrible! Service girl brought me ten dollars short of change when I got singles which I just brushed under the rug as an honest mistake, and we ordered a bottle of champagne for $ 150 which is great and after chugging two glasses I noticed on the bottle it was actually «cider» and «non alcoholic»…
We did not care about the money and both being in the service industry I was disgusted and disappointed. we were straight up being hustled and even when trying to talk to the manager all we got was a thousand «I hear you.» Management was useless, our server was useless and one elderly Russian (?) dancer told us to stop complaining. Needless to say, unfortunately I will not be back.

This place is terrible. Besides the fact that is says I checked in twice. I didn’t, we only stayed 10 min after getting our «non alcoholic» drinks that they call low alcohol. Don’t waste your time or the cover charge.

Pretty decent, if you are low on cash and don’t mind low quality.

So i went to Madonnas and the girls that were sitting outside are just models not strippers, the strippers are not attractive at all they will ask for tip if not given, as well as the waitress will too, theres just somethings you dont ask like that. What a horrible experience! TOOTIES ALLL DAYYYY

THE ABSOLUTE WORST STRIP CLUB I HAVE EVER BEEN TOO… Wack stripper conned me out of hundreds of dollars for a shitty lap dance after telling her it was my birthday to which she replied I will give you the «birthday special». A shitty 7 minute lap dance. Worst place ever I will never be going here ever again. I was in town and unfortunately had no choice as the girls we were with didn’t want to leave south beach so they could go clubbing after. Terrible experience here they didn’t even ask us if we wanted drinks, on further investigation my friend who lives in Miami told me this place was shut down for a month a little while ago. Apparantly they had a minor (13 year old) stripping there. How disgusting ! Stay away from this seedy den. Don’t believe me? Google «club Madonna Miami Herald» and read for yourself !!!

The prices are outrageous and mostly hidden. The girls were not impressive. You’d be better off driving to Tampa and hitting the worst strip club there than coming here.

Horrible! Worst strip club in history ! I don’t know how the club owner is still running this business. There is 2 hot chicks out of 11 old fat ugly Russian immigrants. The ugly horrific strippers would get completely nude and trying to sneak up on you and steal your money… then the hot girls would not even strip they were just hot. Nothing would come off!!! Omg total nightmare. The entrance of this is so misleading too. DO NOT FALL INTO THE TRAP. RUN AND GO TO TOOTSIES! Owner of this place please read into Unilocal !! Your in like the hottest location … For what? To look like 50 shades of hot mess.

DO NOT GO. first of, all of the «wine» and «beer ’ they serve is NON alcoholic, I repeat, their booze is fake. to make ya’ll think you’re getting drunk. all the dancers are mediocre to ‘crackhead in recovery’, don’t actually dance at all on stage, and harass you soon as you walk thru the door. there is no reasoning with them, they mostly speak no English. will agree with everything you say to get you in the back. TWILIGHT ZONE EXPERIENCE.
To all the strippers thinking of working there, STAY AWAY. You wont make shit.

The worst strip club ever, the woman are thirsty from the moment you walk in and they are hell bent on giving you a lap dance. Not to mention they offer you sex for money. Not a good place to go.

Girls are pushy. Pricing is not clear and made up by the girl. Hustled me and my friends out of hundreds each for a whack lap dance. Place is a scam through and through. Go somewhere else!

Wish I could give it 0 stars. The sign says open 6pm-​6am. At 6pm the door was open. We walked in and there was a man who appeared to be in charge and a women who I assume was a dancer sitting next to the door.
They both just looked at us for a few seconds then the man said can I help you, as they both continued to look at each other (as to say what are these guys doing here). We say yes trying to get in, the man then says as he continues his awkward looks at the women, were not open till 8. don’t waste your time or money

Be ware of the fake advertisement on Unilocal!!!It’s not a free admission with a check in on Unilocal.We went here and try to redeem the free admission. The old lady at the front that was btox up told us they lied. Being it was a Batchelor trip we went in anyways. Wish we didn’t! Lap dance was $ ⁵⁰⁄₁₀₀ depending who you asked. Drink price was on the high end. I thought I was at a five star restaurant when I saw the bill for a few beers. Reason for the 3 stars is for the hard working ladies.