MYE: GNO @ Mansion Nightclub

Hands down, one of the best nights I’ve had on the beach in a long time! Yes it was hosted by Mansion (my least favorite club in Miami), yes it was a very cheesy soft-​core strip routine, yes there were girls going
bonkers ga-​ga as if they were 13 again and had never seen a human male’s abs or buns up close and personal (don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy the male physique as much as the next girl, but come on, this is south beach. skin is pretty much on display ²⁴⁄₇. It’s nothing new.) But forget all that mumbo jumbo. My favorite part of the evening (aside from the open bar in a pre-​show ‘Yelp Only’ VIP section– nice touch btw) was meeting some awesome Unilocal Elite girls! I can honestly say that we had the best time dancing, singing, DRANKIN’, getting into not only one but TWO VIP areas during the post party shenanigans– socializing & talking up those ‘stud muffins’ who as it turns out, have egos bigger than… well. And of course, let’s not forget that FREE photo! Refusing to pay $ 20 for a photo with the Chippendales cast, we may or may not have slyly name dropped our elite status and gotten a complimentary souvenir photo with the guys. We felt like we were 21 again! Ha. Thanks and shout out to Haronyd, Hilda, Brenda, Michelle, and of course, the best Unilocal community manager a girl could ask for… you rock Johnny!!! And so does being part of the Miami Unilocal Elite Squad!

When I first saw the event I got admit that I didn’t think about attending, but then a good friend was planning to go and she gave me the incentive I needed to RSVP and voila, my fate was set!
When I arrived at Mansion a little before 8 pm you could feel the excitement in the air, and of course you could see the long line on the sidewalk of beautiful girls nicely dressed, all giggly and talkative attracting the look of people passing by, some could not resist their curiosity and had to ask what were we waiting for… The answer made every single one either smile or laugh: The Chippendales!
When the doors were finally open we were directed to the VIP area where we mingled and sipped, in my case, champagne. We had the chance to meet new and elite Unilocalers, finally a chance to meet the person behind the tiny picture we see on line. It all happened with the DJ playing the latest hits and it was all just helping to built up to the highlight of the night the show!
I’ve got to admit that they are good! I mean good looking and good entertainers. The show started with them all hiding their faces and bodies, but it didn’t take long for them to show what it was all about, and that was when the house went down! They danced their hearts off, they made eye contact with every girl in the audience, oh and they came and let the girls touch them to make sure that they were real not a dream. They impersonated every American dream: the soldier, the cowboy, the bad boy, the Mr. Grey, you name it. They were all present. There was some skin showing, but it was classy without really showing.
At the end there was a meet and greet, and I gotta admit that I bought the calendar and got it autographed, but I gave it to my dear friend who actually like them a lot more than I did and could not attend the night. Oh and pictures! Yes, we could take great pictures with them! I will post mine later.
What a fun an great GNO! Johnny T. congratulations on this one! It was all perfect, pity we couldn’t find you to thank you in person!

«Take it off! TAKE IT OFF!!»
Yup. That was me. I admit it. I was the one yelling that out during the show.
It felt right. It felt good. I am not ashamed.
Chippendales Miami!!! Owwwww!!!
Such a SEXY show! I loved it!!!
I’ve been having airhead moments lately (lots going on in my life these days), so please forgive me for not noticing that the Unilocal Miami crew was VIP. If not for these reviews, I never would have known. LOL I thought everyone was getting free vodka drinks and champagne in the elevated area before the show. No wonder all the staff was soooo nice. ;)
To that effect, I, like most others, had no idea that pics were free after the show!!! I DEFINITELY would’ve gotten my free pic! But I’m not upset about it at all. The show in and of itself was enough of a treat.
Speaking of the show, some folks have mentioned that it was cheesy… Personally, I think that’s kinda the point. It’s fulfilling a cheesy fantasy to be eaten up and relished in the moment. I ate it up, relished it, thoroughly enjoyed it and left with good memories. 10 buff & sexy naked guys is always a great way to spend a Friday (or any) night! When those 10 buff & sexy naked guys are stripping, dancing, singing and coming down into the crowd to get up close and personal, it’s even better!
Overall, I would actually have paid to see Chippendales. It was a FUN time. And it’s a great idea for group adult celebrations (there were bridal parties, birthday groups AND A BABY SHOWER GROUP) and they all seemed to have fun. I sure had fun with my Unilocal peeps.
Thanks to Unilocal Miami for the opportunity to attend, Chippendales for an amazing time, and Mansion nightclub for housing all of our hormones for the night.

Went to the Chippendales show and wow wow wow wow… What a success!!! I actually paid previously with some friends to be at the VIP Table and unfortunately was not as fun compare to when I went back again with Unilocal :) I had soooo much fun. Met the owner of the group, the staff and Looove the freebies!!! OMG so happy such a great time. Well organized and again what a success!!! Thank you!!!

We arrived and stood in line in front of Mansion in giddy anticipation, and were let into the club at around 8:15. They had an open bar for the Unilocal group back by the DJ booth until just before the Chippendales show was to go on. We were offered complimentary beer, champagne and vodka drinks during that time, so as one other reviewer stated, hopefully nearly everyone found something they were happy with. I think most chose champagne, just as a night out with hot and classy men dancing onstage wearing bow ties and cuffs would naturally call for!
Mansion was set up with theater style seating for the Chippendales show, with the audience seated in rows and facing the stage at the front of this space where the dancers would perform. Once the Chippendales were about to go on, we were escorted down the house left aisle and seated toward the front. Our seats were very good, and a few minutes before the boys were to take the stage, the music started pumping, they showed the Unilocal logo on the side screens a few times, and played a few videos of the Chippendales on various talk shows and TV programs to get the crowd warmed up. The ladies were all excited and cheering, there was at least one bachelorette party in the house, as well as a baby shower (the woman was 7 months pregnant and THIS is where she chose to bring her friends to celebrate the fact that she’d be producing offspring soon, bless her heart), the stage curtain rose and the Chippendales were ON!
The Chippendales performed for about an hour and 15 minutes and briefly came out into the audience a few times, but primarily stayed on stage and performed numbers with themes like 50 Shades of Grey, and where they were dressed as firefighters, construction workers, businessmen in suits, another where they were dressed like Tom Cruise from «Risky Business», etc. All of them had amazing bodies, nice arms and great pecs and abs. There were different ethnicities and styles represented on stage, so there was at least one Chip for nearly every gal or guy in the audience to dream about (I found two, ha ha).
Following the show, they offered free champagne and drinks to everyone in attendance out at the bar in the lobby, while one Chippendale was at a merchandise counter and would snap a photo with anyone who bought something, and the rest of the Chippendales were at the other side of the lobby, taking photos with the ladies for something like $ 20 each.
Just as Brenda said in her review, if you took the Chippendales show for exactly what it was and didn’t expect it to be anything more than that and just enjoyed the hell out of the madness that happens when a few hundred women (and a dozen or so men seated a few rows behind us as well) are on their feet, screaming and cheering for 8 guys on stage making some provocative moves and at times showing everything but their pee pees, then you would’ve had a very fun time here. That being said, I can also understand how some could’ve been a bit critical of things like the choreography and the level of «cheesiness» at times, as Unilocalers compose genuine reviews and critiques based on their observations, and when attending an event such as this one, it can sometimes be difficult for some to switch off the critical part of the brain. Lol.
In all, a fun night, the ladies in the audience were all excited to see the guys perform and the guys gave the ladies what they came here expecting to see for the most part. It’s a bit of a pity that some details weren’t explained to our group by the rep. from Mansion who was hosting us, such as the opportunity to get complimentary photos with the Chippendales after the show and to go to a VIP area with the models after their photo shoot, but we were given wristbands as we were leaving (our group of 4 departed Mansion after nearly everyone else had already gone) which allowed us to come back into the club at any point later that night without having to show our IDs again or pay admission, which was an awesome gesture on their part!

I’m gonna have to go ahead and say this was a really fun night! My expectations for the night (and the dancers), weren’t very high. I haven’t been to many of these types of things, I don’t usually like the type of men that are on stage, but I was looking for a good time with my friends.
I arrived right on time and was surprised to see that we were not let in on time. What was up with that? After being made to wait outside for an extra 15−20min the club let us in and the employees were all very nice about it. They led the Unilocalers to the VIP area where we had the choice between champagne, vodka, and beer. My drink of choice was champagne and was able to drink that until 9pm. I was a bit annoyed that they promptly stopped the drinks at 9pm when we were told it would be open bar for an hour, and we were not given that. Mansion did not hold it’s end of the bargain.
The show started a little later than 9pm, and oh my, was it a show. Lots of flashing lights, pecs, thrusting, and asses. It was entertaining to say the least. I couldn’t help but laugh when the guys would actually sing and not strip. They were really trying to put on a real show here! (I really hope you are sensing the sarcasm)
All in all, it was a fun, shallow night. It was nice to have men shake what they could for us. Would I pay for this? Probably not unless someone I know REALLY wanted to go.

I had never been to an event like this before and when I saw the posting I was curious. I had some friends call and joke about what kind of women would go to something like this or asking what my husband would think if I went… Honestly, it never even crossed my mind that he could mind. I just figured it would be a fun girl’s night out and that is EXACTLY what I got!
I arrived at Mansion right on time and saw a line of girls waiting… It was a little different than our usual Unilocal events since there were other patrons there, but I was happy for Flor that she didn’t have to work the door on her birthday. The staff who welcomed us to the venue was very friendly and welcoming when we let them know we were there with Unilocal.
Once inside, we had access to the VIP area of Mansion and enjoyed open bar until it was showtime. The chippendales put on a good show. The singing wasn’t the best and neither was the dancing but it was great entertainment. I loved that they were on stage and that there was no tipping/​money being thrown at them.
Once the show was over we got to take a free pic with the guys since we were with Unilocal (thank you!). After our pic, we were swept up by a promoter and made it back to the VIP.
It was such a fun night! I felt 21 again! Thanks to the girls who joined me in the fun, Brenda, Michele, and Alaina! Thank you Johnny for making it happen, as always!
Happy birthday Flor!

Wowsers. I have to say that I agree with Danielle, in that I can’t believe that just happened.
I am not the type of gal who would have ever paid for such an experience (Mansion or Chippendales), but when I saw it was offered up as a treat for all the Gs of Unilocal,I knew right away that this would be a super fun night! And something that I had to check out. It was definitely out of my range of normal experiences, and was so entertaining, in so many ways. I think I screamed all night.
I was in utter shock at the fact that these guys were actually straight, so straight that they actually really loved jumping out into the audience and playing some fun natured grab ass with a ton of screaming ladies. Not to mention humping various audience members. I was totally amused. Such a fun show, such fun music. Everyone was singing along — or getting humped in the face by a half naked man. Ladies were up on their feet, dancing, more screaming. We straight girls don’t get to see a lot men this fit. Ever. So there was a ton of screaming understandably.
Big thanks to Johnny T, Flor, Mansion and especially those fit and fine Chippendales for an incredible night.

Was this night even real life?! I can’t believe I got to experience this!
We arrived at Mansion a bit earlier, but the bouncers told us we could start lining up. We were first in line! yay! Once we were checked off the list and given a wristband we went into our own private Unilocal area, where we got free champagne, beer, or vodka drinks for an hour! It was good champagne too. And let me tell you, I was so happy they even had champagne, because to me that is the only thing acceptable to drink around half naked men! We were escorted to our seats rather close to the stage!
Giddy with excitement is an understatement. As the show began, the screams got louder and louder. I probably sounded like a 15 year old girl at a 1D concert! But who am I kidding, those guys were perfection. I was getting a little out of hand at points, but luckily, Paul W. was next to me to grab my knee and calm us both down!!!
First of all, it seemed like many of them had been dancing for years. It wasn’t just to get us going. They had some professional looking moves.
Second, who knew some of them could sing??? These aren’t just 8 packs and pretty faces! These guys had lungs on them!
Overall, I was incredibly impressed with their performances. While I saw a lot of butt and a lot of abs and they were really into it, this wasn’t just a strip tease. These men are talented! They were very nice too, afterward. Normal (freaking hot) guys!
I would definitely recommend people trying to go see them while they are in town! I want to thank Unilocal and Johnny T. for setting this event up, and giving me an experience of a lifetime!!! It also wouldn’t have been the same without some of the best Unilocalers around! SUCH A FUN NIGHT!
I wish I could upload videos!!!

What a fabulous, fun evening! I had a blast dancing, singing and drinking with my Unilocal ladies and some hot Chippendales men. I’m going to echo pretty much everything Brenda and Lauren said — this is not a show you take very seriously, nor do we really find it a «turn on.» But it’s entertaining for sure — yes, it’s cheesy, and the guys know it’s cheesy, but that’s what makes it fun!
I got there just before 8 pm, and we waited about 20 minutes for the door to open. Once inside, the Unilocalers got to hang out in a VIP area with free drinks… and that included free champagne. You KNOW I was happy! I probably had about four glasses before the show started. The one security guy who was making sure no one came in our area was really nice and even volunteered to take a few pictures for us, since Marly and I couldn’t exactly master the «selfie» ourselves :)
As the show began with a video montage, I couldn’t understand a word in the videos. Not that it mattered :) The guys took the stage, and had a lot of energy, which got a lot of us out of our seats to sing and dance along with them. Once the show was over, we could get some more drinks (although EVERYONE could this time, and the bar was slammed) and even photos with the guys if we wanted. Only after reading Brenda’s review did I find out that Unilocal ladies got photos for free. I paid $ 20 for mine, but you know what? I’m perfectly fine with that. After all, everything else we got for free, and that photo was worth every penny ;)
Thanks to Johnny, Mansion and the Chippendales for hosting us! It was a great night out, and one I certainly won’t forget :)

Say what you will… I had a blast last night. I think people need to relax. I cannot believe how controversial this event was from the time it was posted until last night: some of my friends were not «allowed» to go by their boyfriends/​husbands (seriously?), others were too shy (too modest, too everything), others kept their attendance a secret, others took this show way too seriously.
Here is what it was: a great opportunity for a girls night out, loud music, sing out loud songs, fun choreographed numbers, men without (much) clothing.
What it wasn’t: a dating/​scouting site, foreplay, an award winning choreographed Broadway show, for the easily insulted, for the party poopers, for the bitter ones.
As long as you took it for what it was, and nothing more, why would you not have a good time? Why go and sit there all «stiff» and «grumpy». Coño, lighten up! Geez. You know where the door was right? Luckily, the other 100 + people in attendance that were dancing, clapping, and singing begged to differ. But I digress… Rant over.
Arrived at about 7:50 p.m. I was initially disappointed to be sandwiched in with the regular ticket and Groupon holders. Where was the familiar Unilocal check-​in table? I knew things would be different when it was 8:10 p.m. and doors had not opened. Once we finally made it in, we were ushered to our VIP area for drinks: champagne, vodka, Heineken. It was nice to be with our group and mingle. Before showtime, we walked to our seats. There was music playing loudly and everyone was happily singing along.
From start to end, the show was just a little over an hour. The guys performed choreographed routines with different themes: firefighters, 50 shades of grey, Top Gun were a few. In my opinion, there was something for everyone. Some routines were better than others and yes, there was a certain cheesiness factor to it. That being said, it was still fun! This was also NOT like a strip club: you don’t tip! There were women there of all ages and some celebrating different occasions (including a baby shower for a 7 month preggo– lol).
Once the show was over, there was a station set up by the exit to take group shots with some of the guys, if you wanted. I had no idea that the photos would be free for the Unilocal family! That’s very cool. There was some confusion once the show was over about wether we could stay in the club or not. The official word was that the club would not open until 11 and we had to wait. Before we knew it, we were swept up by someone who took a group of us back to the VIP area. Part of the Chippendale’s cast was there too. Let’s just say, it was better to not have seen that. Their stage presence was much better than the real deal. It doesn’t matter though, it was an all around a fantastic night!
Thank you Johnny (where were you?) and Flor (hope you had a fab birthday!) for arranging this event.
Can we do it again in March?

Like true Miamians, Casey B. and I rolled up around 10pm (oops). The doorman called us «early birds.» Hey, we still got to see some shaking and dancing and we got a couple free drinks each. Funnily enough, we ran into a group of friends from work celebrating a bachelorette party, who were impressed by our free Unilocal entry!
I’m not the biggest fan of Mansion, but tonight was great. The service was wonderful — from the doorman telling me that my ID photo looks like I’m 12… and I still look like that (I know, I know, one day I’ll love it) to the champagne and vodka — never had service like this before at Mansion.
Sorry, Andrew V., no need to feel sorry for us… I don’t think any women attends a Chippendale show hoping to get turned on. The show was super funny and entertaining. Yes, it was WORSE than Magic Mike (please don’t see this movie if you haven’t already. It is terrible terrible terrible). But it was soooo funny!!! No one, and I repeat, no one was turned on. And the $ 20 photos kind of make sense because I guess they need to get money somehow.
We chatted with a couple of the guys after the show and they were really funny, down to earth, and nice. They took iPhone pics with several groups.
Love the unique event! Thanks Johnny and everyone who was involved in planning!

Would you believe me if I thought this event was catered to Chip and Dale, the lovely Disney creatures and not the Chippendale dancers? No, I didn’t think so either.
I was intrigued this event for 3 reasons.
1. I’ve never been to Mansion and it was a reason to go inside.
2. Open bar from 8 – 9
3. I just knew the show would be so messy I would love it.
Mansion was great. It’s what I anticipated for a Miami club. Super douchey. Lights flashing at you for no reason. A lot of pink and bartenders who wear less clothing than swimsuit models. It was perfect.
They served us free booze for about 45 minutes. You could have beer wine or champagne so really slmething for everyone. The security didn’t let us in on time, but no worries, they were very attentive. The VIP space was wonderful and I really feel like we got hooked up. The space was huge and we essentially had free reign of the area. We were roped off so there was no way for anyone to take our spots. Eventually we were taken to a normal seat but you really could go wherever which was great.
Now the show. This show made me feel bad for women. This show made me feel really bad for married women. That turns you on? I won’t go into specifics, but the cast of high school musical had more rhythm than these dudes. A lot of speculation went into whether or not the dancer were gay. 100 percent, those guys were straight. No gay man would wear their hair in the like that. Who still has a ponytail that’s not a country music singer? And no gay man dances with such lack of coordination. Again, I’m sorry for you ladies. I will say though, the show was entertaining. I did what it was supposed to do. You either got turned on or you laughed. Something for everyone. It was karaōke. It was dance. It had bare asses. It had pelvic bones. It had men with ponytails. It has girls who obviously hadn’t been in bed with someone in awhile in the audience. It literally had everything.
One downside is they tried charging you $ 20 per person for a picture with them. Get the heck out of here.
Honestly, it was a blast. It was something I never imagined doing, probably won’t ever do again, but I would recommend to anyone if they wanted a good time. Thank you Johnny for organizing this event, I think I can speak for everyone when I say it was a great evening.