Little Caesar’s Pizza

Me encanto el lugar, las chicas son super divertidas y complacientes. …
Mis niños adoran estas pizzas

4 stars, 5 dollar cheese pizza waiting for you
Run in pick one up run out 5 minutes.
You can’t get a more basic tomato paste, cheese, and dough pizza. The pizza experience can only go up from here lol. BUT the crazy bread is great!

dont buy the pretzel crust pizza! looks nothing like the ad shows and tastes nothing like pretzel and is regular crust tinted brown. my pizza was literally disgusting and tasted like i was eating a burnt frisbee. the worst pizza i’ve ever had but then again, i should have never got little caesars in the first place. it’s the worst pizza around.

Writing a high review about Little Caesar’s reminds me of that «Key of Awesome» parody on food photographers — «Eat it Don’t Tweet It»
Anyway, I was expecting a personal sized tasteless generic pizza for about $ 6.$ 8 if customized with additonal toppings. I actually paid for a full pizza with enough slices left over the next day for lunch. For an additional dollar I scored a packet of extra marinara sauce. I won’t go all «best pizza in the world» but it was a steal pricewise and the ingredients didn’t taste like cardboard. End of Story!
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Yes, I am a fan. How can you NOT be a fan of their $ 5 all day, every day, pizza special, whether it’s a cheese pizza or cheese and pepperoni? I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of cheese and pepperoni on my pie, considering sometimes you will pay 3 – 4 times this price for a pizza and the ingredients are spread out very liberally, too liberally, to the point you’re lucky if you have more than 7 slices of pepperoni on the entire pie.
Customer service at this location is friendly, and they are willing to accommodate you, such as the other day when I asked for 5 pizzas to be cut into kids’ portions (meaning, instead of 6 slices per pie, they cut them into 12 slices). They happily did so, and in record time. Parking can get crowded, considering their $ 5 pizzas are very popular, especially in this neighborhood.
By the way, Orlando D., I would have to say the third worst pizza in the world would have to be the cardboard-​tasting pizza at Chuck E. Cheese, which also costs more than the Little Caesar’s pizza.

This is the Honda Civic of pizzas; cheap and everywhere. It’s also the third worst pizza in the world behind Pizza Hut. You wonder, «then who takes the prize of worst in the world?» That title goes to Rey’s Pizza. Not the ones in New York, which I think are spelled Ray, no, the shitty ones you find littered around Miami. I don’t know what kind of cheese they use on those terrible culinary concoctions, but I’m willing to bet their cheese is scraped off the foreskin of some 18^th century French peasant.
If Little Caesars pizza is bad enough to be considered third worst on the planet, why the five stars? Why eat there at all? I’ll tell you why. For $ 7 you can feed two grown ass Zimbabweans that haven’t had a meal since Mugabe took over the presidency in ’87. Fun related fact: When my little sister was in high school she was doing a project for Black History Month wherein she was required to pick an influential black figure and write about them. While every other motherfucker was writing about Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr. I convinced my sis to focus on good ‘ol Bobby Mugabe, man of the people. I had been reading a lot of Chomsky at the time so I learned a thing or two about political spin and we turned Mugabe into a fucking SAINT. She aced it and even won an award at her school for her «creativity.» We celebrated with…
Little Caesar’s.
I dropped a Lincoln and we chowed down. When you can feed two people for $ 2.50 each you’re what’s called a success. The sweetness of the bargain circumvents the cardboard-​like taste. I can tell you right now, if Little Caesar’s cost what Pizza Smut costs I would rather perform a pap smear on my grandmother than to eat at Little Caesar’s.
Back in college I used to go to the Little Caesar’s across the street with my buddy and we would spend $ 7 (one pizza, two bags of Crazy Bread) and by the end of it we were FULL. Total individual feeding cost? $ 3.50. It’s not easy to sustain two hungry college dudes at that price. In fact, I’m pretty sure there’s some crazy Haitian voodoo shit going on in their accounting department for them to be able to swing such a deal. You thought those fast food places had good deals with their dollar menus? Think again. Pound for pound, Little Caesar’s wins. Plus, I know I’ve harped on their pizza, but their Crazy Bread is better than that feeling you get when you think someone is about to walk in on you masturbating but it was just the A/​C turning on so you’re OK.
Pro-​tip: Order your Hot ‘N Ready pizza as a half cheese, half pepperoni. That way they’ll prepare it fresh and you won’t get one that has potentially been sitting for 20 minutes.
PEOPLE WHO WOULD ENJOY IT: Economists.
PEOPLE WHO WOULD NOT ENJOY IT: Anyone craving pizza.

How effin’ exciting to have a LC close to the house! the Italian cheese bread and crazy bread is like Mr. Pibb & red vines CRAZY DELICIOUS! Perfect spot for those «I’m hungry NOW» moments and when friends stop by out of no where and want to raid your fridge. I mean c’mon, where else can you get a pizza in 5 minutes for $ 5? awesome possum!

Finally! My neighborhood has Pizza! Pizza! I’ve been accustomed to driving at least 10 miles round trip to get my Crazy Bread and Pizza. No longer is that the case; I can now get it in my own neighborhood. When you are feeding a family of five, sometimes speed is of the essence. $ 5.00 cheese or pepperoni pizzas and two Crazy breads for the price of one are enough to make the natives and the wallet happy.