Long Trail Bar and Grill

Little f-​ing neighborhood tavern that serves bar food. We surmised rules weren’t important here as there was a f-​ing Kawasaki in the «Harleys Only» parking area. Four ebullient, friendly, overweight, and somewhat overwhelming locals were busy at the bar in a f-​ing loud game of dice with the bartender/​cook/​waitress, but not so busy that they couldn’t all welcome us to the «f-​ing» place. F-​ing friendly, casual, and small. We enjoyed a f-​ing brat burger and grilled cheese with Point from the tap in frosted mugs, it’s a typical Milwaukee corner bar and that’s f-​ing alright. You should come here for a burger, but not you’re offended by the f-​word, as all customers seem to be required to insert it into every f-​ing sentence at least once. I felt like I was having lunch at my sister-in-law’s place («Rohan did you f-​ing like your burger?,» «Yes Angela it was f-​ing good»).