Last night, I entered the Choice strip club with two other female companions, hoping for nothing less than the time of my life. Surprisingly, I was entirely disappointed. On two separate occasions, I was drawn to women dancing on the stage. I approached the ‘tittie rail’, plopped down my dollar bills, and patiently awaited my turn at a titillating lap dance. Two times for two, I got no love! Even more to my dismay, the stripperlady was quite intoxicated, and smelled like cheese. All in all, can’t a honey get no love? One of the two stars was for the linen flame contraption. Meh.
Daniel D.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Historic Third Ward, Milwaukee, WI
That’s amazing Stripper. They were friendly worker. too expensive for admission 17 dollars. VIP too expensive $ 20 for 10 min song.
Kevin R.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Minneapolis, MN
Had a bachelor party here last night. We were all in suits and probably looked like wounded gazelles to a pride of lions. None of the dancers were overly aggressive about lap dances or extracting hundred dollar bills from our pockets. These were the most respectful strippers I’ve encountered in my tenured career. Also, my good friend has a high level crush on Willow.
Bob R.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Minneapolis, MN
Wow, this was a disappointment. It tries to be posh, but … yuck. Cover charge, no alcohol, and the dancers were not attractive. There were two other patrons, neither of which I’d want to meet under any circumstances. I left inside of 5 minutes.