I don’t get the hype of this place at all. It’s just typical New York pizza and in my opinion not the best.
Seth B.
Rating des Ortes: 2 New York, NY
This is a mediocre pizza place. Really not worth going to. When my daughter was about 12 she became obsessed with eating eggplant parmigiana from Joe’s. So I would buy her the subs or platters regularly. One day the guy asked if we wanted cheese on it. I said, «yeah, doesn’t it always have cheese on it?» He wanted to charge me extra. It didn’t really make a lot of sense. Anyway she outgrew that phase and I have been there a couple of times since I guess. It really is nothing special.
Billy A.
Rating des Ortes: 2 ASTORIA, NY
I’m a New Yorker who eats pizza everywhere and I can tell you from tons of experience this is one of the worst bang for buck pizzas I’ve ever had. I get amazing slices for $ 2.75 and I practically threw the one I got from here away.
G C.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Philadelphia, PA
Got it delivered. Was mediocre for the hefty price. The Little Italy pizza did not come with the sundried tomato as advertised. rip-off
Matt J.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Brooklyn, NY
Overcharging for bland pizza. Nine dollars for two tasteless slices of pizza is ridiculous.
James C.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles, CA
Food Poisoning! Sunday December 6. My wife has projectile vomit from the only thing she ate there: a slice of Buffalo Chicken pizza.
Nicole T.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Toronto, Canada
Went to New York recently to visit my boyfriend, and prior to my trip I did some research online to find out where the best pizza in NYC is. Almost every website said that the place to go is Joe’s! I told my boyfriend to take me there the first day that I got to New York! Well, needless to say, he took me to the WRONG Joe’s Pizza… Instead of going tot he one with 1000+ Unilocal reviews, we ended up here by mistake. True disappointment. It cost us $ 9 for 2 slices, and they were very very average. When you first look at all the different slices, they do not look appealing at all. We realized we were at the wrong one after we ordered. I think is was more disappointing because we were expecting to have the«best» pizza in NYC that is famous. Next time we go anywhere, I’m going to be the one holding the map and leading the way!
Maine C.
Rating des Ortes: 3 New York, NY
Bought an Inexpensive large pie. It was a bit soupy as the sauce was very boring but besides it was an average reasonably priced NY pizza.
L B.
Rating des Ortes: 1 New York, NY
Never going back. Essentially a con operation. The pizza was ok and over priced. But that’s not why it was such a bad experience. 3 core lies: 1. Menu outside was false advertising. Prices were entirely different. If it’s the«old menu,» fix it so it’s correct. 2. They said they didn’t offer a size pizza that was advertised inside. Another false advertisement. 3. The metal pan for my pie was 16 inches(by my estimation), but the pizza itself was likely the 10 inch pie I really wanted. So what he meant to say was«We offer the 10 inch, but we lie and say it’s 16 inches and charge for that.» The guy was also anxious for me to sign the receipt right away. I took my time and gave zero tip. That was too generous. Should have been negative and gotten money back. But I wanted pizza and wanted to eat right away so I went with it.
Thomas M.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Quincy, MA
It’s a nice little pizza place with decent pizza, what could be wrong with that? I liked the size of the slice for the price. That’s coming from a fat kid too. I’d definitely come back.
Sean E.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Centerport, NY
Boring pizza. Honestly, it’s one of those things that just takes the wind right out of my sails. I mean, AWFUL pizza, now that’s something I could write about. And believe me, I have. Don’t even get me started on the true pizza stars of the world, because I’ve written paragraphs on them too. But here, Unilocal says it best: «Meh.» There was nothing, you know, repugnant about it, but… try some salt? Some seasoning? I don’t know, I’m honestly just baffled by how boring this pizza is. The location was pretty dull too — I remember it being fairly clean, well-lit, a friendly enough atmosphere, but nothing to set it apart against a backdrop of every other pizza place I’ve ever been to. So basically, if you’re in the area and hungry… it won’t kill you, but it won’t make you stronger either.
Mark D.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Folsom, PA
Was wandering through Chelsea and wanted some pizza. This looked as good as any. It was fairly quiet on a Thursday night and looked clean, so I stopped in. The guy behind the counter was friendly, fast, and the pizza was great. It was a little more expensive than I’d expect, but hey, I enjoyed it so I’m not complaining.
Sal R.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Seattle, WA
While walking around Chelsey my kids wanted a slice of pizza we stopped by a few other pizza places in the area and the pizzas they had on display did not look fresh so we kept on walking. When we walked into Joe’s we were greeted by the owner(I think he was) since he said he’d been making pizza for over 20 years we ordered a whole pepperoni pie because all the pie’s he had on display looked cheesy delicious we watched him make it and when it was brought out it was great my kids ate the whole pie if you are in Chelsey they have good pizza
NY E.
Rating des Ortes: 2 New York, NY
The pizza came delivered on time and quickly. Except the two toppings I ordered(pepperoni/mushrooms) slid off the pizza into the corner of the box and barely anything was left on the actual pizza itself. Naturally the slice nearest the corner was entirely soggy. Like other reviewers said, the pizza was meh. tasted just ok. 99c pizza from 2Bros tastes better. and costs a lot less. Gotham Pizza in Chelsea is better than this. There’s another place called Joe’s pizza in the west village on Carmine which is much much better
Ross C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Los Angeles, CA
My go-to place for late night pizza because I live right down the street. The guys there are great. I always try to go as late as I can cause instead of throwing out the pizza they’ll give them to customers. I always just get the simple tomato & cheese. Can’t go wrong
Tom G.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Manhattan, NY
I tried to order from there via . They called and told me they did not have what I ordred. I asked for a refund or give me something similar in price. They told me they could not refund the money, nor give me something comparable. I had to contact and attempt to get my money back from these jokers. I find it hard to believe they can not refund my money, businesses have done it with me in the past. I was lied to, and I think they kind of stole money from me. Being in New York City can no longer be an excuse to provide poor customer service. Avoid this place.
Jennifer N.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Seattle, WA
This pizza was meh. It looked delicious but it was actually just OK tasting. I think the 99 cent pizza is better, and it’s cheaper. I had the mozarella.