After Dark

Was here at 9pm Tuesday. Saw only black girls and newbies. I need to go there again in the middle of the night to find out the vibe. Maybe I can give a better review then. But gals are friendly.

AH HELLZ NAH!
Why not:
— A stank homeless person asked me for $ 5 to watch my ride on the street… so no other stank homeless people would use it as a port-​a-​john (that was a good investment).
— The bartender was an elderly topless lady with giant jelly rolls (such a shame, all that jelly and no toast)
— As I walked around the bar area, it was like watching soft-porn…patrons and «dancers» all getting cinemax-​busy on the barstools… DO NOT SIT ON THOSE STOOLS… YUCK
— The «dancers» were def Newark/​Elizabeth locals… visible c-​section scars, cuts on their bodies, tattoos everywhere… and soooo outta shape (well, round is a shape)
— The draw…$ 3 beers and $ 1 lap dances… YAH HURD ME…$ 1 lap dances. And it’s 100% «hands-​on».
— Fellas, you better bring industrial strength hand sanitizer… you KNOW where these «ladies» have been.
— Ladies, this is EXACTLY the kinda spot your man hits up when he says he’s meeting the boys «for a drink»
** Dammit, after reading my review I’m changing my review to AH HELLZ YEA! **