Jerry’s Jug House Package Liquor Store

OK so here’s the thing… I literally live a block from this place. And, to be frank, I actually enjoy the idea of having a little teeny-​tiny bar in the middle of my awesome neighborhood. The owners are actually super sweet, and if you happen to randomly walk in there, they’ll be so shocked that it’s not a regular that they’ll be entirely welcoming and ecstatic to see you. However, the current state of this bar leaves a little to be desired. First, the place is absolutely and uncategorically a smoking bar so there is a 30% chance that there isn’t enough oxygen in the building to keep you alive for more than 30 minutes. Second, the «regulars» appear to be people who are either unemployed and on disability or who have some random jobs that allow them to go to the bar at 10 am (not judging, but come on). But they do have a jukebox (!!!) and a microwave (???). So my dream one day is for someone to buy it and turn it into a non-​smoking, fun little sports bar that I can frequent whenever I want. Someone please make that happen. The end.