Taco John’s

As far as middle America chain fast food taco joints I was happy here. I had the Santa Fe chicken burrito because it seemed like the healthiest alternative. Flavors are good and the are made to order.
The place is status quo, but the 3 stars is because of the staff. Ice bin being filled, doors being cleaned and attentive workers.
Military discount too, adds to my liking.

The WORST fast food «Mexican» I’ve ever had! Taco Bell is better and I never go there — gross! My taco reminded me of Taco Bell quality so I was like meh but then my meat and potato burrito was AWFUL — shitty popcorn chicken and some kind of gross mayonnaisey sauce and crap diced tomatoes and lettuce. Ugh! The only thing that made it palatable was their «super hot» salsa that was green and decently spicy. Their «hot» salsa wasn’t hot at ALL and reminded me of that mild shitty taco sauce you can buy at the grocery store. No. Just no. A meal I will never get back.

With all the great places I’ve been lucky enough to dine at, why on earth would I stop at Taco Johns? I guess you could call it a morbid curiosity for sketchy, greasy spoons.
I have to admit, its on par with Chipolte when it comes to Mexican, fast food. Much better than Taco Hell. I had the baked steak Taco’s. They reminded me more of a Pizza puff than a Taco. I have to admit, it wasn’t half bad. They also serve 20 different kinds of tater tots covered with just about anything you can imagine.
Here’s the deliciously, greasy bottom line: Taco John’s is a step up from your typical fast food joint. Sure it’s artery clogging, but you only live once. I’m still a few years away from a Lipitor and Oatmeal diet, so I’m going to eat what I want while i still can. Cholesterol level be damned.