Star Garden

My experience was fun, cover fee was $ 5 drinks are at reasonable price. Just Go in and sit thru a song or two before judging. It was fun for me I’ll be going back soon ;)

This is a great place for a lonely guy like me. I went there yesterday night ALONE. i dont drink alcoholic drink. But they had non alcoholic beer n mocktails too. Awesome. Some of them are really good dancers. Especially one girl who has short hair was very impressive. She had a slender body type and skillful dance technique. You should see her intro performance like prone to lean like a bow. It was quite sensual and unique posture. If u throw fair amount of dollors then she sends hand kisses and sweet eye contact~ i recommend u to sit near bar area. There is the place people get aquainted and have fun. I sat close to the wall far from bar and was quite lonely. I wish to have some courage to talk and aquainted with girls there. They are not pushy so they dont come first. When I passed by them to go to restroom one girl gave sweet eye contact so they seem to wait for u come to them first. The entrance cover is 5 dollors and the most beverages are cheeply priced too. So u can throw the rest of ur budget to the show girls happily. You can break ur bigger bills to singles at the bar.
I want to discover more next time soon.

I went on a Sunday and it was pretty lame. But if u are the type to make a good time out of nothing u will have a decent time. And it’s only $ 5 so that’s a plus

Visit: 12/​04/​2015
When they say don’t judge a book by it’s cover, people tend to ignore that particular phrase when nudity is involved. We will not lie, we judged Star Garden as soon as we pulled up and parked. We judged it so much that we debated in the car whether to go inside or not. But we did… and surprisingly enough, we actually enjoyed ourselves.
The club reminds you of a small dive bar from the outside; mainly because it pretty much is a small dive bar… but with tits… and ass. The Cheers of strip clubs even. lol. You walk in and there is a small stage in the very back corner as well as two to four couches for lap dances. The bar lines the right wall after that and there appeared to be enough seating for a handful of patrons. The main stage, with one spinning pole, was lined with mirrors on one side and was centrally located on the left wall across from the bar with ten to eleven tables between; they were pretty small tables in a very tight little area. There were some chairs lining the stage; this is where we decided to seat ourselves.
There was a pool table in the back corner with maybe a few more tables and I believe they may have had darts too. So as Kristian and I stated… the Cheers of strip clubs. It was very much as if your local Buffalo Wild Wings had strippers. Granted… we are pretty sure a few Buffalo Wild Wings girls are strippers, but it was as if you got to see a show in between wings, except the place was smaller and we don’t think they had food.
Now, our description is not meant to be negative at all. We can’t think of one person who wouldn’t like to have a place where everybody knows your name… and then shows you their tits. Speaking of tits… let’s get to the good stuff. Her name was Mia… Yes, there were other dancers; one in particular was pretty damn good too. but none as flexible and as dirty, nor as talented as Mia. The dancers only got one song… and Mia got cash cannoned three times during one song; just saying. Unfortunately the music was too loud for the size of the club, so we couldn’t hear if she told us thank you or meet her outside so we left.

This place is a complete joke. At least it wasn’t $ 20 to check in. It was $ 5 to check in but still waste of my money. Bad customer service, bad dancers, 4 – 5 strippers, empty place… Etc. i am still giving them a 2 star rating. Not recommended.

First of all: I really like that place. Sure first for the great entertainment and second for the beer and the great music. Ideal place to go after work with your friends and shoot some pool.
Tip: talk to the owner, he is very friendly and speaks quit well German. Don’t miss the coupon for the reduced price on one tap beer.
When I’m back in town: I’ll be back!

Love LOVE!!! I went with my husband for our 2 year anniversary. The girls are beautiful and friendly, and have real tits!!. 2 for one lapdances! Such a good time, good vibes. The neighborhood is seedy but it nice on the inside. We will probably be back. Btw Kimber and Reagan are lovely!

I’ve been there 4 out of 6 nights I was in L.A. the girls are hot, the bouncers are cool and the bartenders are on point. Alexis and Luna and the blonde that can dance her ass off made my trip so much better. I can’t wait to go back to LA and hit up Star Garden again

Not a fan of strip joints. Something about paying woman to expose themselves just rubs me the wrong way. Guess I’m just old fashioned. Yet this place, even though dingy, has a special attraction that I couldn’t resist. I came here for a friends birthday and I gotta say I had a amazing time. The girls were not pushy at all yet extremely friendly. Not at all like this soul sucking demons in Las Vegas. I ended up tipping a whole lot more because I wanted to, not because I felt forced to. Yes I might sound like a cheap ass, but it’s all about the principle for me!
Tequila shots were $ 3! How freaking amazing is that? For the first time ever I felt like a total baller buying rounds of shots for all my friends and the birthday girl.
Will totally come back for any occasional that calls for a night of debauchery!

I’ve been to so many strip clubs featuring Barbie doll dancers with fake tits that I was VERY pleasantly surprised by the great variety of REAL girls with REAL boobs and bodies here! Who knew such a place could exist anywhere near L.A. Sure, some of the girls match the stereotypical body type (thin & fake boobs), but you actually see some wonderful variety in body types from the typical girl next door to the cosmetically enhanced Barbie.
All the girls really seem to enjoy dancing, too, and no one pressures you to get lap dances.
Oh, did I mention that they have an EXCELLENT variety of craft beers at reasonable prices AND a pool table?
I love Star Garden!
Just be careful driving in the area because the NOHO cops patrol the area frequently. So, either choose a designated driver or über it, because a DUI is not worth it.
Enjoy the beer and boobs! YAY! ;-)

Nice Lil spot, girls are friendly and natural no fake parts!!! There’s some real beautiful girls of all flavors Morenas (black), white, Latina… something for everyone. It’s not all glamorous but it’s women you would run not every day, real down to earth… no pressure for lap dances. It’s all casual and a fun environment.

my friends and i have heard of this place for a while. we finally got to check it out last night. some of the reviews here about the women were not kind.
well heres our review!
the women here are hot!
my friends and i prefer natural breasts instead implants you usually find at a strip joint. the women here are pear shaped which appeal to us. most of the girls there really know how to twirl on the pole and really gave us a good show. i liked how one girl danced to a perfect circle and they played skinny puppy prior to her dancing on stage. another chick danced to metallica. good music choice… awesomeness. im sold.
they were super friendly too. most of them walked up to us and greeted us and thanked us for coming in. they were not pushy at all.
its a fun, relaxing place to hang with your friends. there were other females there too just chilling out. i didnt feel so alone!

First of all, I HATE when people knock off stars because the dancers didn’t have huge fake tits. This is a titty bar, featuring all kinds of titties, not a Silicone Implant bar… I personally like variety, seeing the same ol’ carbon copied McBarbieStripper is BORING!
Second thing I wanna say is, the beer selection is excellent. You will not find another strip club with as many types of brews, and the prices this low.
Third thing is the music and atmosphere. It’s hip and unlike other places. Come with friends. I liked this place, will definitely be back when I’m in California again.

Worst! Place in the valley. If you want to be bored come here. Parking sucks… The girls are all slow and not even interested in working. beers are like $ 10.I should of just stayed home

Let me start by quoting someone else’s Unilocal review, «Star garden is one of those places that you can’t help but love. Even if you’re not too fond of it you keep going back.» This is spot on.
I’ve been coming to Star Garden intermittently for years, and on paper Star Garden doesn’t have much going for it, but somehow you come out of it with a smile. Some other reviewers have called it «Jumbo’s of NoHo,» and I can’t quite say that is true, but they do share some similar traits.
For one, there is no aggressive, hard sell here. You can come in with friends, drink from a wide selection of extremely well priced craft beer (something Jumbo’s lacks), and not once get asked if you want a dance. The bartenders are also friendly, and know their beer.
The music is also great, without being so loud as to make conversation impossible. And speaking of conversation, most of the girls here are cool. They just want to chat, shoot the shit, and make their business hours pleasurable.
If you’re looking for a «strip club» experience, this is probably the wrong place to go. But if you just want to have a beer with some friends, while enjoying some entertainment, you can do far worse.
It may not look like much, but Star Garden’s got it where it counts. Give it a shot.

Matt, the DJ is a treasure. Tonight I watched really cool chicks strip and do pole acrobatics to Type O Negative, Kendrick Lamar, Aesop Rock, Rob Zombie… Star Garden is the best! It’s Jumbo’s North.

The ultimate stop for T and B! Mad beers on taps! Love this spot! Red and Nikki always sure we have a great time! Girls are great and nice, fun chill spot. Nice selection of booze. What else can I say… It is what it is, it’s the tittes in no ho.

Cheap drinks, no pressure, a really nice layout to the place, and a smoking area. Plus? They have three different kinds of M&Ms.
This spot is about to be my new home.

If I am going to go see tits in LA (that don’t belong to me or my girl friends) this is my favorite place to do it. And I don’t even live in the valley! Yes, my friends. Star Gardens is that great. It is a destination titty bar.
If you’ve ever enjoyed a strip club in Portland, you might enjoy Star Garden. Spearmint Rhino, it is not. It’s rough around the edges and the girls seem like they’re having fun. If your type is human barbies with stapled-​on fake boobs, then Star Garden may not be the place for you. Every time I’ve come here, though, it’s been a rollicking good time. Good music, pretty ladies, reasonable cover, and they have a pretty good beer selection!
I don’t go to full nude strip clubs in LA because I find them a little depressing. On the titty bar scale, though, Star Gardens is all of the fun element of Jumbo’s, but with cuter girls, less hype, and lower prices.

Surprisingly good time. There were about three paying customers and about six dancers on this lazy Tuesday night. The girls were friendly, fun, and void of any C-​section scars (from what i can tell).
They have a ton of beers on tap and prices are pretty low to get buzzed. The girls generally seem just as over being there as I was but hey, I had a mission of showing my friend a good time. Cause that’s just the type of guy I am. =)
More interesting is that this place is close to this oddly incredible sushi place down the street called Chiba. odd only because of the location, go read my review of Chiba and try it out if you happened to lose a bet and have to eat sushi in the valley. I’d put Chiba up against most places in little tokyo.
What was this review for again? =P