camelbroes good wood bed bugs abused brodog beer tastes rusty douchey $ 2,000 a night for the room with the flying crickets. ohh BTW fuck Lionel Richie!
Bayareaian P.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Berkeley, CA
This hotel had bad things. The owner said ok but I don’t like bugs. Eek? This hotel had bad things. The owner said ok but I don’t like bugs. Eek? Right
Brent P.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Campbell, CA
this place gave me the aids UPDATE: it cleared up. FIVESTARS!
Barry C.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Santa Rosa, CA
What, I can’t give the Bro-tel 6 stars? The Bro Joe ain’t no Ho. So you need to go fo sho. Burn on!
Jess n.
Rating des Ortes: 5 San Diego, CA
I don’t know what coke heads reviewed this place. I don’t understand why they gave those horrible reviews. Totally undeserved. Not cool douches, not cool. This place was an amazing rental; I never had a more luxurious stay in the East Bay. The home was very rustic and authentic, definitely what you would expect from a post-Victorian, woodsy abode. The accommodation also include some fine dining; I feasted on locally sourced, sustainable meals that the host whipped up himself. I think my soul has been replenished by my peaceful retreat that included a naked yoga drum circle. Only constructive criticism: have more naked drum circle sessions. I would definitely come stay there again! Joe, you’re mansome(manly-handsome) and if you’re ever on my side of the bay, I’ll return the favor and buy you a drankkkk at my neighborhood hipster bar. ;)
John H.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Brooklyn, NY
I ordered a calzone and got a ham and cheese wrap? what up with that?