Beer battered rockfish, lettuce, mango salsa, cheddar jack cheese with a housemade cayenne pepper drizzle — I mean, how can you even divert your eyes to other parts of the menu?! The fish was perfectly battered and fried, the mango salsa was so fresh it tasted like it was sliced and mixed on the way from the kitchen to the table, and that cayenne pepper drizzle, well… you could put it on toast and add rocks for extra crunch and it would be to die for, an impeccable combination of heat and tang. The food was great, the atmosphere was good and the staff was attentive.
Sela C.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Heath, OH
Terrible, no good, very bad«restaurant/bar.» Came in a week ago on a beautiful Saturday since it was the only restaurant & bar open close to where we were walking around. Cool decorations and lights inside which was most certainly the highlight of the experience. drinks: Rum bucket was good although very, very sugary. Boyfriend ordered a couple bottles of Modelo which were tasty but expensive af for $ 4.50/bottle before the Maryland alcohol tax. whaaaaat??! food: TERRIBLE! ordered beef nachos on the advice of the bartender and thinking well, nachos are pretty hard to fuck up so why not? well folks, they figured out a way to fuck it up. it came out with just the top layer covered in cheese and I say covered versus smothered because it was just handfuls of shredded cheddar cheese thrown on top of the pile of nachos with some meatless chili bean muck underneath and a handful of canned sliced jalapeños to «garnish.» The nachos came out with no beef on them which apparently was bartender error since we weren’t charged for it. Which we would’ve gladly pointed out to said bartender had he bothered to check on is after the cursory«how is it» 10 seconds after dropping it off. Disgusted with the nachos, we decided to go elsewhere for food and after 20+ minutes waiting on the bartender to cash us out(huge thanks to the the people next to us who told him that we wanted to cash out after he got their drinks to them), we left as fast as we could with a very sour taste for this establishment. Hope they step their game up for the season! As a local, can’t see ever coming here again but good luck to anyone who does.
Cristina P.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Lakewood, CO
Never been so disappointed in my life! I don’t know who decided to change the menu from Guido’s Burritos to Guido’s basic b! t@h burritos and a bunch of other pointless Mexican food but they sure are an idiot! I flew out to DC for vacation from Colorado then made the three hour drive because I was dying to have their steak and blue cheese burrito again but nope. And keep in mind that their OLD menu is on their website and still is, just checked it! AND our sever even texted the owner two weeks ago when we were there to tell him about the menu not being correct online. I paid $ 15 for their house burrito which was 70% rice, 15% cheese and 15% chorizo. All four of us that were there were not impressed with our flavorless rice burrito. The sever was awesome though! Margaritas and salsa was good too! I will not be returning unless they bring back the OLD menu and the previous cooks who knew how to prepare a proper burrito.
Sharon F.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Piscataway Township, NJ
I’m only giving them one star because I think I have to in order to write a review. I went there on Sunday at around 7pm. I approached the hostess(idiot) if that was what she was supposed to be. She shook her head no and told us no we are closed. There was music and people. She didn’t speak good English. She sent us away. I asked what time they were open the next day she said she didn’t know. Fine… We left. Two hours later we passed on the tram car and we saw that Guidos Burritos was still open at 9:15. Two hours fifteen minutes later and I was furious. You suck!
Beth V.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Glen Burnie, MD
My boyfriend and I decided to check out this place for a little nightcap and it definitely did not disappoint. Although we did not order any food, we did get the 64oz margarita and it was to die for! Very well made and decently priced. Staff was very friendly and attentive. Would come back here again.
Jason A.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Ashburn, VA
As previously mentioned, enough can not be said about the lack of professionalism and courtesy with the staff of this sub par establishment. We went for a quick Saturday bite this evening. Sat at our table for almost 25 mins after being sat in a near empty restaurant without a single server stopping by. We left… no surprise. Talked with the manager who seemed hardly concerned at the adolescent incompetence in her staff. Good work… you will be out of business soon which will make room for taco bell or another higher quality chain to take your place.
Jaee K.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Arlington, VA
Worst burrito ever! It sucks Tasted yucky Washrooms were unclean . Drinks were fine!
Lynn S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Johnstown, PA
Love Guidos! A nice stop to sit and get a drink or a bite to eat amidst the craziness of the bowels of the lower boardwalk. Cool atmosphere — rustic Mexican feel — if you sit at the bar you can be right on the boardwalk at some seats(I love people watching). The one night they were slow we mentioned to the bartender we liked the music and they actually shared their pandora station with me! Great staff. Con: bathrooms are a bit sketchy! Shredded chicken street tacos are very good and a great price — you can get these eat-in or they have a special walk-up window to the boardwalk specifically to order these for take away… I think they’re something like 3/$ 10…just enough food to fill you up but not too much where you hate yourself. A really good flavor profile with a little heat mixed with cilantro, chicken, and cheese. The monsterita is a must if you like a good drink and good times! HUGE! See ya soon, Guidos!
Sarah C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Palisades Park, NJ
Solely based on fish tacos & service: Stopped by for lunch with a bunch of friends after a long night of partying. We were all struggling to stay alive and Guidos gave us life! One of our friends had heard that the fish tacos here are a treat, so a bunch of us ordered the same thing. Lo and behold, the fish tacos were like crack. Fried to a perfection and topped with a sweet mango(?) salsa… Ermahgawd. Mouthgasm. Rice & beans aren’t worth mentioning as I do not remember what they tasted like. We ordered this monster sangria(mojito? don’t recall) and it was a waste of $. Very watered down with cheap booze and overpriced for the size. We thought it was a pitcher from the price, but its more like one of those oversized margarita glasses. Do skip this. This place would have been 3 stars but service was on point! Thank you, Waiter I Do Not Remember!
Craig S.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Arnold, MD
The worst Mexican food I have ever tried to eat. Both of us got sick about five hours later. Stay away
Ej A.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Washington, DC
Sat a the bar and the bartender Natalie looked at us like we ruined her day. I usually get a hi my name is so and so but got instead a stare done to see who greets who first smh. I asked her name first, I hope her and the other bartenders realize to get a good tips don’t have a oh what do you want attitude when first meeting.
Travis P.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Newark, DE
Haven’t had a bad thing here yet. Been twice this summer and both experiences where a lot of fun. Definitively get the giant margarita!
James B.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Accokeek, MD
Tables sticky, wait staff slow and impatient with a bit of an attitude. Paper cups. Chips and salsa are extra, really? Entire place is dirty, bathroom was just gross. Tacos were good. Salsa and queso were ok.
Luke K.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Pittsburgh, PA
I’m not really a big fan of Mexican food but this place wasn’t all that bad. Typical tourist grabber with what seems like some cheap drink specials. If you enjoy Mexican food it’s not incredibly authentic but certainly not the worst in terms of authenticity. The prices for appetizers were the most reasonable for size and quality, entrees not so much. Regular fountain drinks were bottomless though. Definitely not a bad experience, worth a visit if you’re in the mood for Mexican food, tacos, burritos and the like, seems like a nice place to have a few drinks as well.
Marty W.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Edison, NJ
Stopped by from the beach… Excellent apps ! Queso dip and chicken quesadilla’s. Great sangria ! They serve 60 oz Monsterrita drinks that are very popular and deserve a look. Good stop if you’re looking to change up from the standard beach fair.
Mark L.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Philadelphia, PA
My wife and I decided to eat here on out last night of vacation after being a little«seafooded out». Unfortunately this was a big mistake. The service was slow. My empty bowl of soup sat on the table so long(roughly 30 min) that it became a running joke every time the waitress came by our table and didn’t take it away. The food was a problem of a different sort. The crab soup had hardly any crab and it was watery. My tacos were ok, nothing to write home about but nothing to complain about either. My wife’s pulled pork burrito, however, was missing all of the ingredients except for rice and dry pork. When my wife told the waitress that it was missing pineapple salsa, queso, and the sauce listed on the menu, she asked her to unwrap it to see what the kitchen missed. My wife unwrapped it and the waitress confirmed and took it back to the kitchen. When she came back, she brought back what was now a cold burrito, still unwrapped, with some half hardened queso in a separate bowl, a tiny bit of pineapple salsa, and still no sauce. No apology. She said the kitchen just forgot. The bill was over $ 60 which is absolutely unacceptable for the level of service and food we received. Frankly speaking, I wouldn’t pay $ 10 for this. We aren’t food snobs, but I feel completely ripped off. By far the worst meal we have had in a long time, anywhere.
Juan M.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Swedesboro, NJ
Sorry guys not a good pit stop. Bathrooms were yucky and the food was pricey and tasteless. I don’t mind paying good money for GOOD food but 8 bucks for cup of soup disguised in a big shallow bowl. Service was pleasant hence the second star. Other then that no thanks!
Laura N.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Runnemede, NJ
If you are looking for decent food or dinner, keep walking. Maybe if you’re going for drinks it’s an OK place. To begin the hostess didn’t know where to sit us. Once she did there was still a dirty glass left on the table and no silverware. Once we were seated there are no menus, the hostess waited until another table finished with their menus before passing them along to us. After reviewing the menu the one item that I wanted to order, the chicken empanadas, was no longer available so I ordered the cheese quesadillas and my boyfriend had ordered the pork tacos. Once they brought our food to us by another waitress who was not our server, my boyfriend found a hair from the server in his food! It was clearly her hair since she did not have it up or pulled back(a health code volition in any food industry). After reporting this to the 2nd server that there was hair in his food she walked back to the kitchen area to tell the cook. It seemed like she had been there about 5 minutes try explaining to him why we needed a new dish. The cook did not appear to be happy(I’m guessing she didn’t tell him the truth about the hair and instead blamed us…) After a second chance at trying to prepare my boyfriend’s dish it came back without the onions or the pineapples as described on the menu… we did not opt for a 3rd chance. As for my cheese quesadillas… they were okay nothing special. They were something similar to what you would get from WaWa… After receiving the 2nd plate and waiting for the original server to return(who from my table could be seen sitting outside with a drink talking with the hostess). We asked for a check and left. She kindly let us know that the dinner my boyfriend ordered twice was kindly removed since he didn’t eat a bite off of either plate… I would hope so. So if you are going for drinks and don’t care about the quality of food or hair in your food this place is for you.
Maria L.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Laurel, MD
SERVICEISPOORANDJUDGING. They first questioned my brother if the ID he shown was actually his. The waitress said, «This is not you»; I commend the waitress for attentiveness, but it was strange. Then they chose not to let my brother into the restaurant(we had outdoor seating), because he «wasn’t a customer» . All my brother wanted to do was empty his bladder… I mean he could do it outside on the store front… The FOOD: Entrees range from $ 11 – 17. PRICAY Burritos are actually good. Chips are stale and leave a weird after taste… and they are not complementary. Rice on the side, that comes with the burritos, are so bland! It’s difficult to savor. Just go to the Papa Johns across the street or the Burger King or McDonalds Past the restaurant. Better food and service.
Joshua E.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Schenectady, NY
This place is ok. The service is very young and inexperienced and shows in the flow as soon as you enter. We sat in the back of the restaurant and it took about 5 minutes for our server to come over once seated. We wanted margaritas and weren’t really sure what our best option was going to be. There weren’t any prices listed in the menu so we were trying to ask our server. I wanted something that was less sweet, and she really couldn’t give me an answer. All she kept telling us was that the«Monster-Rita» was the best deal if we each were going to drink two margaritas. We ended up just going with the 62 ounce frozen«Monster-Rita» which was actually very good. It’s definitely big enough for 3 to 4 people. As for the food we ordered simple nachos with beef. They came out and were awful. Hardly any chips, no beef and canned jalapeños all over the top with a 2 ounce cup of salsa and sour cream to use. We received no side plates or extra napkins and just kind of hung out until we finished our drink. When we got the bill it totaled $ 49, $ 29 of it for the drink. It seemed over priced and not really worth it. The kicker was before leaving we both went to use the restrooms. Mother men’s room was dirty but any guy can do his thing pretty much anywhere with limited sources, but when I got out after washing my hands my other half said that she wouldn’t even sit down in either stall the women’s room was that bad. I understand that the place is on the boardwalk but it was the middle of dinner and there were families there, take a little pride in your establishment and have someone step up to the plate. Will not go back, but was good to experience the«Monster-Rita».