Miami Dolphins

I’ve been a fan of the Miami Dolphins for as long as I can remember. Admittedly, it is hard being a fan because they get your hopes up and then do some absolutely bonehead mistakes. However, they had an undefeated season in ’72 and I now inherited that newspaper article from my father. One day we’ll remain strong and get back to the Super Bowl. I root for my team no matter what.
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Once again, forgive me for the high rating. I’m about to say why that is-​Dan Marino. One of the all time greats who never got to win a ring, he’s also one of the main reasons I’m a huge fan of football. I did get to see him play during his last few years. Wish I could have during his prime however!
Some of the notable Dolphins names-​Don Shula, Larry Cszonka, Bob Kuechenberg, Manny Fernandez, Mark Duper, Paul Warfield, Mercury Morris and more. Considering the Cheatriots are in the same division as they are, sad to say that this team won’t be winning it anytime soon, unless they start picking it up. Rather see the Dolphins than them punk ass Patriots win every year.
Growing up a Dan Marino fan, I always had a connection with the Miami Dolphins. This team has an accomplishment no other NFL team does-​they have the only perfect season, which they accomplished back in 1972! Congrats

The Miami Dolphins the AFC East
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It seems like every year this team has a big turnover. They sign players and cut them a year or two down the road.
The project QB is paying off a little bit, but his contract is coming up. Do you let him walk like you did your last QB. It’s hard to follow this team, I’ll like a guy and then he’s gone. So a future here is not good.
The Dolphins organization reminds me of Baseball’s Oakland A’s. But the only different thing, is your not
getting players in return. Every time I look at the A’s they’re fielding someone else new.
So no point in me liking anyone like your running back Lamar Miller. Because he’ll be gone in a year.
Vincent D aka VD aka Vebola aka Vincent Vega
Always, Enjoying the simple things in life.

I love the Miami Dolphins because I’m from Miami and I love football. My Dad was the biggest Dolphin fan I ever knew I love the team and they’re getting better but they need to go to the playoffs for once we haven’t been to the playoffs since 2008 when we had Chad Pennington as our quarterback. We need to go to the playoffs because we’re very average right now they finished off 8 – 8 again just like last year. The Dolphins have had a crazy season this year
they’ve been playing a lot of close games and have won most of them and next year they have a rough schedule so Tannehill needs to work harder or he’s gonna get traded and Philbin will lose his job. Even though I don’t think Joe Philbin is a good coach he’s not as bad as Cam Cameron though. I remember that year when the Dolphins were 1 – 15 that was a terrible season the only team we beat that year was the Ravens but the only good thing that year when the Dolphins were 1 – 15 was when the Patriots lost to the Giants in the Super Bowl. That year they were undefeated and that sucked because I hate the Patriots so much they’re my worst enemy aside from the Jets but the Bills don’t bother me because they don’t cheat. The Patriots have cheated to much and they need to stop. Everyone on that team is stupid Belichick is the main reason on why they cheat so much it’s also Brady too. U know how many dolphin fans hate the Patriots? I know it’s gotta be almost the whole city even though I don’t know any Patriot fans here and I don’t wanna know them. The Dolphins are the only team that has been undefeated and I wish that could happen again even though it never will if Chad Pennington was still playing we’d probably
go to the playoffs all the time but no we have a terrible coach and very average quarterback I love u Tannehill but you’re very average to be honest at least you’re better than Chad Henne I’m so happy that we got rid of him he sucked as a quarterback. The whole team needs to work harder just like when they had Dan Marino and Don Shula. I wish we could go to the playoffs for once there were a lot of games the Dolphins should’ve won they should’ve beaten the Broncos, The Lions, The Packers and the Jets on our last game. We only lost to DENVER by 3 points the final score was 39 – 36 we were winning the whole game but Peyton Manning screwed us over and came back and won on the other hand when we played The Detroit Lions we were winning the whole game until they had to score a touchdown at the end of the game. We were winning 16 – 13 but then MATTHEW Stafford threw a great pass to the Weid Receiver and he caught it we lost 20 – 16 then when we played the Packers the game was crazy we were winning the whole game as well but Aaron Rodgers threw I nice pass to one of the players and caught it we lost 27 – 24 and the Jets game was terrible we lost 37 – 24 and the worst team to lose to is the Jets and the Jets suck they lost Mark SANCHEZ and they have a terrible quarterback Geno Smith. We shouldn’t have lost that game and the worst part is that the game was in Miami so yeah we had a crazy season once again and next year will be even crazier because we play a lot of good teams next year like the Cowboys, The Eagles, Chargers, Colts and more hopefully we’ll do better next year and I hope so

Man the Miami Dolphins did not disappoint on November 2, 2014. On this day they played the San Diego Chargers. Miami won 37 – 0. The Miami Dolphin defense was fantastic and were able to shut out the Chargers.
This was my first NFL game that I have attended in person and it was an exciting one.
Thank you Miami Dolphins for the memories. Keep it up! Best to the Dolphins.

This is my team. Go Dolphins. Win or lose, always a Dolfan!

The dullphins just haven’t been fun for a long time, although I liked Chadwick William Pennington and Ricky Richard The Third Williams. In a Patrick Swayze sort of way. I heard that people with guns like them, hence the team name the «Myammo Dolphins».
First-​Hand Experience: I’ve seen the Dolphins play once in a pre-​season game at Sun Life in Miami and then once in Orchard Park NY against the Bills, about 4 years ago. A game in which the Bills got a much-​deserved win. Both times I thought the Dolphins played well and I liked their uniforms and a few of their players, but both times I thought they lacked the intensity and passion of a team at this level and so I give them a 3 for that. Plus their fan support is questionable.
Now that I’ve seen every NFL team play live & been to every NFL stadium (current and former), time to review them on Unilocal!I love stadiums! I’ve been to every cool stadium in the UK & North America, due to my obsession with travel & sport. I’ve toured America as a musician for 7 years. In that time, I’ve seen sports games at (or visited when empty, or both) almost every major stadium in US and Canada. I have pictures of most which I’ll upload at some point. Also, on future travels, I plan to take new pix, and add more stadia! Watch this space!
***back to regular review***
I have mixed feelings about the Miami Dolphins.
(1) I’m from Buffalo so they’re a main rival so I have to dislike them.
(2) The fan support is fickle and awful, the stadium is usually half empty.
(3) They should have surrounded Dan Marino with top talent and secured a Super Bowl.
(4) They shouldn’t have fined or suspended Ricky Williams. Who cares about weed.
(5) They should have taken the bullying matter more seriously, in house.
On the other hand.
(1) The cheerleaders are awesome, loved the Call Me Maybe lip synch video. British cheerleaders (and lots of college frats and sororities) copied it.
(2) Love the city of Miami and the food.
(3) Love your weather more than any other weather in USA.
(4) Way more likeable than the Jets.
(5) Cool colors, bro.
Oh, if you’re in Miami, you must eat 2 things.
(a) Go to Luis Galindo III by the airport and get yourself Vaca Frita omgz.
(b) Go to Pinolandia and get the most popular meat with the works omgz.
Both are 24 hrs. The first is Cuban, the second Nicaraguan. Two of the best meals in USA. LITERALLY.
Anyway, did you hear they are making a new Shark Doll? It comes complete with Doll Teeth and Doll Fins. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I was born and live in San Diego. I’ve been a Dolfan since 1970 when I was 9 years old. The SPANKING they gave the Chargers this season was amazing! 37 – 0. I have bragging rights for at least the next year. From Griese to Woodstrock to Marino and now Tannehill. A real fan sticks with their team thru thick and thin, not just the good seasons. GO FINS!!!

The new changes are great. They got the place running great. Get ready for a good time. GO FINS

*****100^th Review*****
(Insert massive fireworks display and confetti here)
So, I decided I’d mark my 100^th review by writing about the Miami Dolphins!!! I grew up watching them play and can’t get enough!!! Win or lose, I cheer them on; although, I have to say it’s much nicer to cheer when they are winning!!! The last decade or so has been painful to watch… actually it’s been painful to watch the Dolphins since Dan Marino’s final game (if you can even call it that)… I’ll leave the details to my wife… who is just dying to write about it in her review… For those of you who don’t know it was a disaster– at least for Miami… and well… the team hasn’t recovered entirely since… in fact they’re still searching for a franchise quaterback, although many believe Ryan Tannehill is that guy! I’m still not sure… He’s got way more talent around him and so far has yet to break the 500 mark… This year is his third year, and I hope for his sake he doesn’t have another 8 – 8 season or the search for a franchise qb will continue… and his name will be added to the long list of failures the team has had since Marino’s retirement…
There is no way to tell if or when the Dolphins will return to their former glory… but one thing is for certain They are still the only undefeated (17 – 0 including the playoffs and the Super Bowl) team in NFL history… No Patriots fans… being undefeated in the regular season doesn’t count… it’s nice… but, alas there is only ONE undefeated team in league history… That would be the Miami Dolphins!!!
I doubt I’ll ever see an undefeated season in my lifetime, but boy it sure would be sweet if the 72 Dolphins players had to keep their champagne on ice because of the Dolphins… hey…a guy can dream right???

I’m rating the Dolphins 5 stars because my hubby has been a huge, huge, huge, huge, HUGE fan of the Dolphins his entire life. He grew up in Jacksonville, FL long before the Jaguars existed. So, he was raised with the Dolphins. He was actually kinda pissed off when the Jaguars came to Jacksonville because they (for the most part) stopped showing his beloved Dolphins games and started showing the Jaguars games.
I support my hubby, so therefore I support the Dolphins. Each week during football season, I get to hear a complete rundown of the game from him and I nod and smile like a good wife. Did I hear anything he said? Probably not. LOL
Now, here’s my experience with the Dolphins:
I was lucky enough to see Dan Marino play his very last game in person. I have always been a big fan of Marino. I think he’s one of the greatest quarterback to have every played in the NFL (and I promise I’m not saying that just because of the hubby).
It was the playoff game of the 1999 season between the Jaguars and the Dolphins and it was played here in jacksonville. By sheer luck, I managed to score tickets to this game (and had amazing seats too)! Not only was it Marino’s last game, but it was Jimmy Johnson’s last game as coach as well. So I kinda got a 2fer. I was rooting hard for the Jaguars and the Jaguars did win (this is why it was Marino and Johnson’s last game). They didn’t win by just a little bit either. The Jaguars kicked the holy sh** out of them. It was actually kinda sad to see Marino go out like that. I tease hubby all the time b/​c he’s completely jealous I got to see this game in person and I’m always telling him we won like 986 to 2. He always scowls and says, «62−7.» It’s like this huge running joke with us. Every time I get the chance (which is usually about once a week) to bring this game up, it starts something like this, «Ya know, there was this game I saw…» and he knows what’s coming. And then I always pick random numbers for how badly the Jaguars beat them. LOL Anyway… it’s funny for us… well, at least for me. I’ve only been telling him this story for a decade now and he’s only been finishing up the story by saying, «62−7» for a decade now. It still get no less funny for me! hehehehe
So, 5 stars it is for the Dolphins. They certainly are doing better than the Jaguars these days, that’s for sure. And there’s no way I’d give the Jags 5 stars now.

The Dolphins are one of the teams I like, after Tampa Bay. We have season tickets for the Bucs and just played the Dolphins. I have to say that the Miami fans were great. They came in force and cheered loud and strong for their team. While they were doing so, they were polite and everyone had a good time, I think. I can’t say as much about most of the visiting fans.

Dearest Owners, Coaching and Fans,
I have been left no choice but to write a Unilocal Review. I have always been a die hard fan and will continue to be for the rest of my life. The few times I have briefly lived outside of South Florida, there too, I have remained a loyal fan to Our Dolphins.
That being said, it’s time to wake-​up and smell the un-​Kosher pig skin. Yesterday, was the fourth game in a row where a turnover from Mr. Ryan Tannehill changed the course of the game, the moral of the team and possibly even the Coaching Staff. Fans, please? Stop blaming the coaching and the play calling. WAKE-​UP! This is what happens when you have to alter your play calling and entire team because your Quarterback just isn’t a dependable individual. I don’t know about you? For the last four weeks, the first thing I ask myself before any game is, «Is Tannehill going to manage to find a way to turn the ball over today?» Sure enough, he surely does in a dramatic fashion. Yes, we also missed a Field-​Go yesterday. However, it was windy up there. It does happen. An expected turnover from Our Quarterback in every game and the collapse of the entire team thereafter, should really not.
So please, all three Quarterbacks get along, according to a story recently posted in The Miami Herald. There should be no hard feelings if you bench Tannehill and at least, for the sake of the Fans, we try someone new this Thursday.
Yours Truly,
A Concerned Dolfan

Boy did I pick the wrong game to go to this year. The energy in the stadium was non-​existent and the team laid an egg besides that everything was great. Empty seats were everywhere. I think it may be time to color the seats a darker color. I know I need to let it go but the Orange Bowl for the dump that it was, it was always fun and electric. You were right on the field and you had an impact on the game as a fan. At No-​Life stadium, I am so far from the action I even have to question why I should scream cause it aint like the players are going to hear me.
Food wise, the stadium is OK. I’d like a better selection like the Marlins new stadium. Cash lot parking was $ 25 which seems high but my tailgating experience was better than the actual game so that was a bargain compared to my actual ticket. The directional parking is a HUGE parking at No Life Stadium. We had a 5 car caravan that we lined up on the road prior to getting there and then they want to break us up. This makes NO SENSE. We are a group of friends tailgating together with tents et all, let us park together!
I’m hoping /​guessing that if the Fins get good again, it will be fun to go again to games.

Being a Miami Dolphin’s fan is like being married to an abusive husband that keeps beating you and beating you but you don’t leave. Domestic violence is always wrong but I will let Chad Ochocinco head-​butt me as many times as he needs to if the Fins would take him come back. He’s changed I swear.
This is a franchise that’s made an art form out of making bonehead decisions and losing football games. Apparently someone sold the team’s soul for the 1972 undefeated season and they’ve been cursed ever since. Here is some evidence to support my claims –
Top 3 ways the Dolphins prefer to lose…
#1 out performing their opponent in every category yet having no points to show for it.
#2 having the lead and letting the other team score in the final seconds of the game.
#3 having a huge halftime advantage, then throwing the last two quarters.
They’ve been mismanaged by the likes of Bill Parcells and Dave Wannstedt to name a few –
David Boston — after a stellar career with the Cardinals and Chargers, David ‘Blowston’ gets to Miami and blows! Blows his drug test by using roids, blows out his knee before contributing, and after a year of rehab, does it again. They basically paid him millions to sit on the bench and order Canadian GHB from his smartphone.
Jason Taylor — almost career 800 tackles, more than 100 sacks and has played with Miami for over a decade… he doesn’t belong on this list. That’s until Jason ‘Traitor’ decided to play for our arch enemies, the Jets in 2010. There were 30 other teams in the NFL he could’ve sold-​out to. Tisk tisk tisk… after Zach Thomas gave him his sister in marriage and everything. And his performances on the Dancing with the Stars debacle… embarrassing.
Wes Welker — a man that returned a kickoff, a punt, kicked an extra point, made a field goal, and had a solo tackle in one game and you trade him to your AFC rival for some draft picks. Chef Wes’ specialty is the revenge platter, he serves it cold –
The front office has a history of releasing under-​performers so why don’t they fire
EVERYONE that works in marketing and PR. The Fins already tarnish their image with sub-​par performances on the field, they don’t need to pay for additional help. Fins Up! Really?!
Theme Song — when I want to see what retirement is going to be like in 35 years, I’ll head to the closest Margaritaville Café. If I’m hosting a party and I want to clear it out, I’ll ask the DJ to play ‘Son of a Sailor’. And If I wanted to pick the song that least represents the 305 I’d choose the Dolphins’ current theme ‘Fins’ by Jimmy Buffet. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Pitbull could do better.
We’ve had our share of good times though –
Larry Csonka — back in the 70s when Caucasians could still be running backs, this bruiser held the distinction for being the only player to ever get an unnecessary roughness penalty while running the football. He knocked out a would-​be tackler with an elbow smash, now that’s power running.
Sam Madison — no matter how pissed you were about spending $ 65 a ticket just to see your hometown heros break the league record for most punts, the original Sammy Sweetheart would cheer you up by making an interception and dashing around the field on his way to the end zone.
John Offerdahl — NFL defensive player of the year, a slew of pro-​bowl appearances but Johnny O’s greatest achievement… Offerdahl’s Bagels. The croissants are so soft they’re using them as an alternative filling for goose down pillows.
I could go on about the greatest QB of all-​time, Dan Marino or the most successful coach in NFL history, Don Shula maybe the cheerleaders but the truth is, I don’t need to. I grew up with the Dolphins, they’re like family. I’ll stick with them even if they’re going down the wrong path, like getting nine great running-​backs and not one decent quarterback.again.Miami Dolphins #1

I grew up on Long Island where I suppose if I rooted for any team, it would have been the Giants. And then I went to college in Boston, where I probably thought that the Patriots were the bee’s knees. But then… then I moved to Florida and I’ve been a Dolfan ever since. I live in Charlotte now and even though we have a fine football team, I still root for my Fish. Yep, they suck. Yep, they’ve had a couple of seriously losing seasons including one where they won only a single game all year. So be it. I still love ‘em.
Winning or losing (sadly, more of the latter lately), I’m still a Fish Fan. I own ONE football jersey and it’s a Dan Marino 13. Because Dan is The Man.
We take the ball from goal to goal
Like no one’s ever seen
We’re in the air, we’re on the ground
We’re always in control
And when you say Miami
You’re talking Super Bowl!
By the way, I don’t care who these Sun Life or Land Shark people are. It will ALWAYS be Joe Robbie Stadium to me!

I know Live’s «Can you hear the Dolphins Cry» song was not about our local NFL team but it may have well been! As the Dolphins slog through ANOTHER losing season, there’s a tweet from news stations that there’s a presser from Dolphins camp. OK, the coach is going to be fired, the GM too right? Nope, just the coach. As I understand the GM is the one with authority to pick players. We have had the same GM, multiple coaches and still no Super Bowl… heck nothing beyond the first playoff round.
To put it in a restaurant analogy, if it gets a bad review maybe you change the staff. If the reviews keep coming worse, maybe it’s not the staff but the GM or Executive Chef, no?
Please Dolphins consider this my constructive criticism: bring in Coach Chucky and bring in a new GM!

Nice stadium and fun fans. If um Miami u should go. I was able to get my tickets on StubHub at the last minute.
Gotta love Miami!

Hello, this is Richard K filling in for Jimmy Cefalo and Joe Rose, who both have gone into hiding due to the foul stench given off by the Dolphins on the field. I have no experience, but I will give to my all for you, folks.
TAKE ONE
Here, we are at Joe Robbie Stadium. My mistake let me try again.
TAKE TWO
Here, we are at Pro Player Stadium. (Supervisor Interjects and says, «ITS SUN LIFE»
TAKE THREE
Here, we are at Sun Life Stadium to watch the New York Dolphins. Crap, I am sorry guys I got thrown off by all the New York Jet sunbathing fans outnumbering Dolphin fans and the Jets are not even playing the Dolphins.
TAKE FOUR
Here, we are at Sun Life Stadium to watch the Miami Dolphins honor the other football team that calls Sun Life home. Please stand up for the U, Swagger U, FIVE TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONS… (Supervisor rips the microphone away and says, «The Dolphins are honoring the Florida Gators not the Hurricanes.»)
Wow, what a franchise to honor the rival of their college football tenants and also, to honor a team that won a championship three years ago. Who honors a team for their three year anniversary? Answer: Dolphins. (Supervisor interjects and says, «introduce it right or you are fired.»)
TAKE FIVE
Here, we are at Sun Life Stadium to watch the Miami Dolphins versus the Denver Broncos and to also watch the Dolphins franchise honor three time national champions, The Florida Gators.
Wow, I think I hear crickets as the Gators come on the field. The Dolphins with another failure. This time it is in marketing tactics.
Now onto the game, Matt Moore is trying to bring the record of Dolphins quarterbacks committing at least one turnover in a game to 18 games. Yes, it is a real stat. Matt Moore’s predecessor had a streak of 16 games before he took over as starter. That stat just depressed me. Someone get me a drink.
(New Miami Dolphins theme song plays) Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins… Miami Dolphins are number 32…

Dear Dolphins,
My memories of your Great Years in the 80s keep me a believer in your club. I still sing your Fight Song with passion. There are no fans like ‘Fins Fans. You may have had some rough years, but you are on your way back to the Glory Days!
You Can Do It!
Love,
Jamie