Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites Orlando-Conv Ctr-Intl Dr Area

CRAPTACULAR!!!
Now that I am finally on the last night in this hell-​hole of a hotel that my company dumped us into I can finally vent my frustation at this wreck.
— Each day this week has been mid to upper 90’s with humidity making each day feel like a sweaty 100 degrees. Yet, this hotel does not run any air conditioning in the hallways or in the oven-​like elevators. Coming back from a long convention day we are greated by even more heat and humidity. Yay!
— The elevators are slow as shit! I could walk up to the sixth floor quicker then these pieces of garbage. Plus, there is no air in them so it is always hot and sweaty. B.O. anyone?
— The front lobby and common area when you walk in smells like a combo of mold and dirty ass. The décor seems to be left over from the 1970’s and the carpets are stained and dirty. Hello? Renovation calling!
— At least the AC in my room works but the unit is loud and sounds likes an elephant with gas!
— The location of this place sucks and is not close to any of the trolly stops or anywhere good to eat. You have to walk through a large sketchy and mainly deserted parking lot to get to anything. Great ambiance!
— Free buffet is the most unappetizing mix of powdered eggs, and breakfast meats I have come across. Diarrhea anyone?
— No wireless access in the rooms. You need to get a cable from the front desk and plug it in. It has not worked right the whole time I was here. Hello? It’s 2011. Get with it people.
— The strange and wild couple in the next room were having sex so loud today I thought I was listening to a bad porno shoot. Screaming, slapping, pounding, groaning — all in Spanish too! I honesty thought they were gonna screw themselves to death. Aye papi!
— The only saving grace is that the staff seems nice and helpful. My room was cleaned thoroughly each day with fresh sheets and towels. This is the only reason they even get one star here.
Avoid this hole at all costs. Not even worth the cheap rate. Never again will our company stay here. I wish I could burn it to the ground.

Typically I would give this level of hotel 2 stars. The room was acceptable, except the floors were dirty. The rest of the hotel was pretty dumpy. No AC in the elevators. The lobby had a bad smell. The staff was ok. The whole place seemed dirty.
Problem is that my company paid over $ 125/​nt for this place. I don’t mind paying for a nicer hotel, but this was a ripoff.

It’s ok. Couldn’t bet the $ 38 one night stay with two queens/​non-​smoking.
That said it was clean. The room was queer missing a desk in it’s place was a dining table. Bit out of place but I was here for sleep not work. Bathroom was clean but toilet was not screwed tight to the floor, so each time you seated on the thrown it felt like you were on a ship at sea.
The television could only be turned on/​off with the remote. If you did try the on/​off button on the front there were lose wires that led me to believe I might get shocked.
Even though I’m critical, I would stay again for the price because it was safe and clean.