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«Like Marty McFly without plutonium, I was left in the dark ages»
— Quote from this review, just now, by Danny V.
Maybe the clock is tickin’ when it comes to an old fashioned wristwatch. We’re somewhere between the dawn of a smart watch revolution or a smartphone-​only timekeeper generation. Either way, the younger generations will eventually be able to determine my age by my timepiece.
I’ve learned from previous experiences, that changing my own watch battery could result in a crack in my space-​time continuum. I actually cracked the crystal and time stopped dead in its tracks.
When my newer Fossil watch stopped tick tockin’, I headed out to National Harbor for a little wristwatch resuscitation… only to find that they moved! Like Marty McFly without plutonium, I was left in the dark ages.
In exchange for a crumpled Alexander Hamilton and a few coins, my tick tocker and I made it Back to the Future. Marty and his plutonium, me and my wristwatch are finally stepping in time alongside Father Time once again. (Are you getting all my time references in this review?)
Will my Fossil watch eventually become a fossil? Only time will tell. In the meantime, I’ll be tellin’ time in my old fashioned way, while delivering 80s movie references, biding my time until me and my watch become fossils from another time and place.
Tick Tock.
–This review is dedicated to my fellow Unilocaler, Shae S for inspiring me to be creative, to inject humor in my writing, and to always have fun along my Unilocal journey. Cheers!