«You’ve got your mother in a whirl She’s not sure if you’re a boy or a girl» (Rebel, Rebel by David Bowie) As you stroll down Park City’s Main Street and approach Park City Clothing Company, you will encounter the awesomeness that is «Loosey the Moose». This colorful 6 foot tall fiberglass creature is wearing a wig, blue jeans, a colorful horse blanket, a cowboy hat, eyeliner, lip stick… and a full rack of antlers! There are signs flanking Loosey on both sides warning passers-by not to climb, sit or hang on her/him. What’s hysterical is if you look carefully at the horse blanket that lies over Loosey’s back, you’ll see that it’s held in place by a series of screws that poke up into the air like spikes to discourage people from mounting the moose. What’s also pretty funny is the condition of Loosey’s left rear leg which seems to have suffered a nasty fracture and appears to being held in place by the pants leg of its jeans.