Bunghole Liquors

So we are in need of some booze and are in the Peabody area, where do we go? We drove past this shop and instantly knew that we needed to go into this store. When we walked in we were happy that they had the items we were looking for but we were surprised at how tiny the actual shop was.
In the end even though it wasn’t the biggest shop, they had a decent selection and the staff was great. We will definitely stop here again in the future if we are in the area and in need of some alcohol.

While the name will inspire smirks and snickers I would advise you to keep driving unless you are looking for a 6 pack of some generic popular beer. The selection here is pretty minimal, even for its size. I did 2 laps around the store and no one asked if I needed help finding anything. This place will do in a pinch.

Is it a coincidence that BungHole Liquors is right near a place called Armpit Gas?
No. No it isn’t. Peabody is a place very similar to OZ. We whom live there call it Peabiddy
but when you call Verizon for customer service and call it that they have no idea where that is so you have to say Pea-​Body so the Indian on the other end of the line can help you.
Are there other Liquor Stores on Peabiddy?
Yes. Yes there are but are they called an interesting name? NO. no they are not.
This place has the best selection of liquor ANYWHERE!!!
(that isn’t even remotely true) Kappy’s does.
It’s on Main Street which is convenient. It has all the basics and if you walk in and yell
«Hello Bunghole!» no one will care.
Do you want to know what a Bung Hole is? (I bet you know!)
«The hole in a cask, keg, or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out.»
WHAT? It’s a liquor reference? Yeah I guess so. But I still point at all the workers butts and say, Nice Bunghole!” whenever I go in to buy beer.
I’m a silly little freak. HEY. NOW!

Nothing special about this place besides the name.
The beer selection is weak and it is a little bit overpriced. Two stars for convenience.

As much as I want to, I can’t justify giving five stars just for the name. Yes, it’s clever, but that only gets you so far. This is a small store, so the selection isn’t great, but it’s good in a pinch if you’re in need of some basics and don’t feel like fighting traffic on 114 to get to Kappy’s. The prices at Bunghole are a little steep, but that is often the case with the smaller stores. Staff is friendly and eager to assist if you can’t find what you’re looking for. I wish they had a little more wine selection. And I’m not looking for high quality stuff here, I’m talking about the 3 for $ 12 bargain wines. The cheapo brand they push is Tisdale and I’m just not a fan. Yeah, you get what you pay for, but it is possible to have drinkable cheap wine.

All joking aside, this establishment is a chocolate starfish among lubricated creatures.

Convenient location? Don’t care.
Friendly staff? Don’t care.
Free parking? Don’t care.
Great selection? Don’t care.
The fact that its name is Bunghole Liquors? Instant five-​star rating.

yeah… i can die now. i have always wanted to go here and today, my parents and brian h took me. it was beautiful. to hear my mom say bunghole is music to my ears. and i saved this special review for the number 50 spot.