Taco Bell

Holy crap — who’s up for an AM Crunch-​Wad? I went to get my AM fav this morning, and my wrap looked like a wadded tortilla ball… Like a piece of paper you crunch tightly to fade to the back and shoot for 3 points into a trash can.
The lady who took my order was stuck on hot mic. I could hear her, her manager and the cook. Apparently, ordering an iced tea at 7 AM is batsh*t crazy. Bad on me, I didn’t know I was part of a group called «Who do dat?!»
At the window, I wasn’t offered napkins… Hot sauce… Or my OJ I ordered. I was just handed a bag with a large round cue-​ball like object in it. I told the lady her mic was on. She looked petrified. I don’t expect anything from fast food other than chain consistency. So two stars for my first chain review EVER… Same great flavors, just paddy-​caked into a large pikachu. Enjoy!