Columbia Deli

If you’re broke, live within walking distance and have no standards, this is the place for you! The same applies if you are in the market for Pabst 40’s, Bud Light Straw-​Ber-​Ritas®, or condoms???
Please, for the love of all that is holy, someone open a better beer store within walking distance from my girlfriend’s house. I beg of you.

The best bar in Philadelphia. Oh baby, they have 211 in just about every size you could imagine. Basically, they have a full spread of malt liquor that is perfecto. The oriental owners are very sassy! It’s like being in a fun sitcom about the crushing realities of alcoholism. Sometimes if you order a few 2×4’s of Coors Light they’ll throw in some free paper bags. They also have a bowl of Trojan Magnums (Large) just in case you feel like having a little hanky panky once you get your buzz on.
Sometimes they lay down cardboard boxes on the floor like a red carpet of sadness.
Hungry? They have the widest selection of potato chips I have ever seen at a bar. Limited seating, but the stoop is quite spacious. There’s a hint of vomit scent in the air that is quite intimate. They have signs that say that they sell cheesesteaks and various other gastro-​pub essentials, however I have never actually seen one of these mythic sandwiches made within the extensive amount of time I have spent at this night club.
Overall, I would say this is probably the best nightlife you will find in the Templetown area. It’s the perfect place to get absolutely blotto on malt liquor and maybe find your soulmate. My only complaint is that they don’t sell Margarita Four Lokos or any craft beer for that matter. Still, CHECK THIS PLACE OUT.