Jurassic Jungle Boat Ride

We were in town for 6 days and did numerous things… this was the one and only thing I’d say was a WASTE OF MY MONEY & TIME.
You climb in a boat and it moves at about 1 mile per hour, stops every 8 seconds and you just sit there in the dark until eventually a dinosaur or something pops out at you or moves slightly with colored lights on it. Other than that, it’s completely dark and very loud! You can hear animal and dinosaur sound effects screaming the whole time. Many of the dinosaurs did not move or seemed to be broken, mangled, etc. This was an awkward «boat ride» in the dark. I would never, ever go back even if it was free. It costs us over $ 30 for two adults to go, lasted 5 – 10 minutes maximum and was over. Had it actually gone at a steady pace or didn’t randomly stop in the dark, it would have been a 2 minute ride.
Warning: this would be scary for children, especially very young ones. Don’t go.

Went up to the window to see prices and the attendant did not even look up from her phone to greet us the whole 3 – 5 minutes we stood there. Looked at reviews and decided to save our money.

This place is suspect. It is about 10 minutes in length. It was probably a fun attraction when Jurassic Park (the movie) came out in 1993. I wish we would have saved the cash. I wouldn’t do it again.

HORRIBLE! If I could give this place 0 stars I would. Save your 10 minutes and $$ and go else where. The ride last for 10 minutes, the dinosaurs are half way broken and missing teeth, the sound effects are a joke, no really we joked the entire 10 minutes because they were off pitch for when the dinosaurs «popped out». Waist of our time when we could be doing other things.

One of the worst attraction here. I spent $ 54 for this 10 minute ride that was not worth $ 10. The dinosaurs are in bad shape with poor sound affects. Bumpy ride and just outdated. They need to upgrade the attraction. Oh yeah and they still have a NOW OPEN sign that makes you think this ride is fairly new, but it’s old and outdated. Save you money and take your kids to the track.

I was tremendously disappointed with this ride. For the cost, I was expecting Disney-​level quality. The animatronics were of poor quality, it was a lot of darkness with loud, cheap sound effects. The boat wasn’t much of a ride at all– it went incredibly slowly, and sounded wheels were in need of being oiled. I should have followed the advice of others and not taken my daughter. Save your money.

Save yourself the ten minutes and throw your money in the gutter. Absolutely the worst thing I have ever done!!!

First things first, the guy with the beard at the cash register. Total @33hole, jerk, rudeness right off the approach to the window. Lack of hospitality and total disregard for my 9-​year old being so excited she could hardly wait. Go do something you enjoy dude!
The ride itself was really good, as she and I both are big fans of the Jurrasic Park movies and she has always had a thing for dinosaurs. It was a slow, dark and cool ride through the jungle with one feature after another. Someone has been repairing things I guess, because it seemed pretty well 100% of what was intended when built. There’s a few surprises in there and she peaked through her hands most of the way, but exclaimed her love for the ride over and over as we left.

This was a short ride with poor animatronic dinosaurs. Some didn’t even appear to work, and some were not even dinosaurs. Little kids might like this, but as everyone else said… everyone else STAY AWAY.

50 bucks for 2 adults!!! And the ride was awful! Lasted 10 min. Huge waste of time and money. Way over priced. The dinosaurs where slow and clunky and and just bad design. Don’t waist you money! Go to wonder works down the road upside down building same price but completely worth the money!

Save your money. Short ride, expensive. 4 adults, 2 kids $ 85,maybe 8 minutes, 4 min, waiting in car to enter/​exit. Only reason it got 1 star, cause I had to give it one to post this message

Cute for kids ages 5 – 9 any younger and they will be scared any older and they will be disappointed

Way over priced… If you have a child who loves dinosaurs like mine does it’s worth it. But only one adult and the child who loves dinosaurs. $ 27 bucks for 8 minutes just (1) adult and (1) child. But she loved it…

One of those times I wish I had read the reviews before letting my daughter talk me into something this hysterically awful. So outdated, and for the price, there really is no excuse for it. The owner must be sitting on a nested pile of money somewhere, laughing at all the dumb tourists that fell into his god awful tourist trap.
You know it’s bad when at the very end, without ever having said one word, your child goes:
«Sorry mom, you can pick all the activities here from now on…»

Wish I would have read the reviews before hand. I got suckered into it because of my small kids, but hey it was worth a try but not worth the money. Make it better and more attractive to actually sit there and see for about 6 mins. If you don’t have too, dont waste your time on this, you can stay at your hotel and go to your pool.
All I’m all tourist get suckered I to this because it’s something to do, so do your self a favor… GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!
Have a nice day.

I have to agree with the majority of reviewers. This is an awful attraction. If it were even cheesy, it would be better. The boat takes off, goes a little way and then stops. An animated dragon or something pops out. Riders sit there and then moves on to similar thing. It’s really bad. Even the animals are bad.
We expected a ride. With tax this was about $ 15 per person. Save your money. It’s hardly worth Unilocaling about.
I had to go read what the creators of this ride had to say. They explain it as laughter and excitement that keeps on you on the edge of your seat. That’s probably true if you’re under three. Just before us a young child came out crying. We found out it’s one of the dumb animated animals that just opens up prior to exiting. There was no laughter from anyone on our boat.
The description continues as state-​of-​the art sound and effects. We felt that was so not correct.
This was not entertaining at all. Awful.

So I wanted to try this, there was no one at the booth when we first arrived, we stood at the desk looking at the prices and then searching the many coupon magazines checking for a coupon! A guy came up to the booth with food in his hand, he then said «you won’t find us in there»
Referring to the coupon book. So one of the party’s in our group asked about a coupon and a discount price and the guy responded to the gentleman in a rude tone stating there is no discount and the price is listed right there. He pointed to the prices on the booth! EVERY place that I have been too the workers were friendly and there was a discount offered! Even if there was not a discount he could have got us to pay the full price with friendly customer service!

ZOMBIE DINOSAUR RIDE. Seriously WTFness all over this place.
It was this or the Guiness museum. I let my boyfriend pick, and he said the kids would like the dinosaurs. He’s a nice guy.
So I plopped down 65 dollars for a five minute «boat ride».
First of all, you can feel the «boat» moving on the track the entire time. The water is like… completely unnecessary.
In the beginning of the ride, you’re sitting in the pitch dark, and a loud alarm goes off for no apparent reason. Warning: if you have children with autism (or even just kids who get scared easily) this is a sensory nightmare. My sons handled it ok, but they tend to do that. A few years ago we would have had a lost kid running frantically through the ride somewhere.
Half of the dinosaurs were broken and just kinda clunked around as if they had just woken up from a deep sleep and hadn’t had their coffee yet. I suppose the alarm didn’t wake them up fully. It reminded me of when some of the zombies on The Walking Dead are trapped, like on a train track or something, and all they can do is pitifully flail their arms and groan.
Speaking of groans, the sound effects are horrible. It’s like some random-​ass person said «I will make dinosaur sound now» and just kinda shrieked into a microphone.
There’s a dinosaur at the end who is supposed to be like the «grand finale» or something, but he’s behind a … green shower curtain? And he slowly slides the curtain to the side and sticks his head out. Then you can hear him munching potato chips. If you have misophonia, bad ride for you. I don’t have misophonia, so I just wondered why he was eating potato chips in the shower.
I guess the good news is that my kids laughed a lot.
Five dollars each would have been an overcharge. 65 dollars for a family of five was just… INSANE. And I even lied about my oldest kid’s age, or it would have been more.
Skip this one. Go do anything else instead. Seriously, anything.

My only complaint is that it is too loud. My daughter is sensitive to loud noises and it hurt her ears. Scariest part of the ride is the admission price.
Definitely a one and done attraction.

If I could give this less than one star I would. What a piece of Crap! This thing is so cheesy they should serve crackers! The worst $ 13.99 plus tax you’ll ever spend. I have been in car crashes more entertaining than this. The boats don’t even float! They are pulled through less than a foot of water. The worst animatornic dinosaurs ever seen by man. You’d pay $ 14 to get off this poor excuse for a ride. And the ending… Your boat stops at the exit door. A dinosaur pops out of the wall. And then your boat tilts back 45 degrees. WTF? Comes back down as slow as it went up and the doors finally open! I would rather get kicked in the nuts! Stay away from this place!