Uptown Buffet

We ended up here when the first place we were going to eat at turned out to be carry out only. We decided to go on an adventure to get some food. Since we needed to go to the Sears across the street to get some vacuum bags, it seemed like a decent candidate for an adventure.
1) It was, indeed, an adventure.
2) It was quite possibly the worst adventure I’ve ever been on.
The hostess/​waitress seated us, took our drink order (while walking us to the table) said «enjoy,» and then was gone. We supposed we were just to go and help ourselves.
I’d estimate at least 70 ft. of food. Most everything I tried I didn’t even want to take a second bite of.
Buffet items included:
«Back pepper» chicken (Dry and did not taste of pepper)
Sweet and sour chicken (Dry with a sauce that was little more then red sugar soup)
Japanese chicken (Less dry)
Genera Tao’s chicken (Dry and sugary)
Boneless rib (?) (Jerky in candy sauce)
Veg lo mein (Blahhhh)
Fried rice (Dry and blah)
White rice (Didn’t eat, but so dry it almost looked like it hadn’t been cooked)
Chicken skewers (Ok…compared to everything else)
Chicken stick (Dry, very dry)
Pork dumpling (mehhh)
Steak…something (Pretty tasteless)
Vegetable something (meh)
Egg drop soup (No flavor)
Various unlabled sushi items (Looked very dry, didn’t eat)
Also…
Macaroni and cheese
Butter with potatoes (Yes, that’s what it was called. No, it was not worth eating)
Pizza
The saddest french fries I have ever seen
A bin of iceberg lettuce next to some salad dressings
Flavorless pudding
Ice cream
and
Cheese puffs!
Among a number of other things…
The pepper on the table was stale. The pop was kinda funky. Our stomachs feel funky.
I was surprised by the number of people who came in after us (we were the only people there when we got there). I’d be very surprised to learn that anyone would go to this place a second time.

Yuck!!! The chicken and garlic shrimp were dried out and hard, the white rice was like glass, the icecream was freezer burnt and bitter, salmon was over cooked.. And the bathrooms smelled like stagnant pee. eew! You’d be better off eating gas station sushi!!!