Spyce Gentlemen’s Club

Kat is my fave, no one knows how to work a crowd better than her. This place was so great!!! I have never been to a Gentleman’s club as beautiful as this! Wood railings original stained glass ceilings there is nothing close to this in Denver where I am from.

GRAM MADE A MISTAKE. GRAMMY MADE A HUUUGE MISTAKE.
Honestly, Grams didn’t know this was a bar, let alone a booty bar. I had just got done seeing one of my grandsons (just found out about him, recent suprise addition to the family) at his work place and was HUNGry.
I saw a steak and lobster special for $ 9.99 and being the thrifty old lass I am, I decided to enter. Didn’t ID me.
I probably won’t go back.
Ezekiel 23:19−20
~Granma McCray

The best strip club in downtown Portland by far. Acropolis and Casa Diablo are amazing, but you’ll have to get a cab. This place has a lot of strippers, 3 bars, 2 levels, and a lot of space. I have been there a couple times and could easily see myself going there again in the future.

Spyce is located right in the heart of down town. It has a great atmosphere and is a fun place to go with friends. Its big, the dancers are fire AF. Spyce does a good job of keeping the entertaining feeling and filtering out all the desperate old men trucker types that you see at like every other club. ⁵⁄₅ willgoagain

Had a great time. The girls are friendly and hot (so are the bartenders/​wait staff so that’s a plus). Girls had a lot of energy on stage, very engaging– private dances are where it’s at, but the girls aren’t too pushy about it, which is nice. Good music, DJ was funny… Just fun overall vibe. Food was pretty awesome too. Definitely will be going back.

Spent New Years eve here this year. Had a freaking BLAST. Hotties everywhere, drinks were cheap, music was good too. Me and my fiancé got a great lapdance, lol. Seriously tho, had a kick ass time, will definitely be returning!!!

Meh… Not the best «Gentleman’s club» I’ve been to but not the worst either. My husband and I came in on a Sunday evening. When I first walked in the place smelled like potent bleu cheese… Oddest thing ever… The bar is tiny and the dancers seemed bored… Not very entertaining. The girls dancing on the side stage mostly just stood there not even dancing at all. All of the women were attractive so I’ll give them that. I didn’t appreciate the setup it just seems awkward and outdated. The bouncer was nice, bartender was attentive.

Girls are kind of mean to girl customers. I personally don’t like the set up of the place either. Probably a good spot if you are a guy by yourself from out of town? I am neither of those things though so I wouldn’t know. Haha.

Oh. My. Goodness. A few coworkers and I came in just to try the 9.99 Lobster & Steak Special (we couldn’t contain our curiosity) and it was the best idea ever! To be honest, I was scared to order my steak rare, so I went for medium rare. My friend, however, was much braver and went all the way. We came in around 7pm, and it’s happy hour then so beers were only $ 2! Budweiser seemed suiting for the venue, so that’s what I had.
The place was pretty empty when we sat down at a corner booth, but it filled up quickly and many orders of their dinner special was placed. WE WERE SO ANXIOUS!
The attractiveness of the dancers varied widely. That’s all I can really say. Oh, it’s #pantieson. Just come for the food, seriously.
Finally, our plates arrived and it was everything. The steak was perfectly done to our liking and seasoned lightly, there was a steaming baked potato on the side with butter, and the lobster tail was juicy and delicious. It was like discovering the secret of hidden gems. I personally thought the steak was a little fatty, but much better than Acrop’s. Everyone was thrilled with their dinner, and we’re bringing a crowd back next week!
Maybe I’ll start a food blog on food at strip clubs– that’s where it’s at.

Don’t waste your time. So many strip clubs in PDX to choose from and this is by far the least exciting.

Came In With My Wife With 5k In My Pocket And All The Dancers Wear As Friendly As Sailors to my Wife Than me. Sat at the 3 level and no one bother to attend to me but the girls did take my wife singles. We left after 45 minute to the club next door that’s was more friendly to military and money. Will never go there again. Will NOT! recommend to vets and active duty MILITARY

Meh. $ 8 cover, $ 6 waters, 2 drink minimum, and the girls all have no personality and want to give you overpriced lap dances for promises of sexual favors you will never receive. If there ever were a more transparent and emotionless strip club, it would be a challenge to be less so than this one. They get 2 stars because the girls are at least physically attractive, however that’s the limit of my generosity.
Pass. Do not pass go. Do not collect $ 200.

The drinks were overpriced and so were the dances. Hot girls but not very naughty: \

Gorgeous girls that are not pushy, until closing time. Also have not been let in 2 out the 4 times I have gone… once for being «too drunk» after literally not having a drink since my beer at lunch 9 hours prior and the other for thinking my ID was fake (23 year old from Idaho) which I guess is understandable, can’t be too cautious but for how much money they make they can afford a scanner or black light or whatever.

After a long business trip to Vancouver I decided to blow off some steam in Downtown Portland. It was turnt up to be a Tuesday but then again it was St. Pattys day. Spyce had some cute girls but most didn’t come up to speak to me but the ones who did were compensated well. Once the rest figured out that I’m not there just to watch it was too late I was in VIP with two girls. I left the previous club around the corner because the girls were anti– social. Prices are fair compared to Houston. Next time i’m in town I will hit Spyce up again for a couple brews and dances from Portland’s Finest.

Classiest in Portland by far! Beautiful remodel, ample VIP rooms, always seem to have quite a lot of beautiful ladies working. Their happy hour is great, ends at 10pm though. Worth the visit.

I like the happy hour specials that last until 10 pm. $ 2 a Coors light is awesome! Also most of the women are very attractive (keep in mind I stayed from 9 pm to 1030pm). The lap dance specials are ridiculous $ 25 for a single, I think $ 100 for 3 songs and $ 250 for 30 minute VIP with alcohol. When I heard that, it turned me off since I’m from LA, and single lap dance there are $ 10. Just mooch off the beer and throw some dollar bills for a little action. Stop overpricing lap dances, and you’ll get more business Spyce!

This place is kind of a disappointment but aight at the same time. It’s a disappointment because the strippers don’t get fully nude they just walk around in lingerie all night and tease. The food & drinks are outrageously priced like 14.95 for a small steak/​1 small scope of potatoes & 4 pieces of okra. The drinks are expensive like $ 14 for a beautiful (Grand Marnier/​Hennessy). I might be a little frugal at times but I’m not into spending damn near $ 70 just to watch a bunch of females walk around in lingerie. It’s aight because it has like 2 – 3 floors, they have T. V’s with cable & the GROWN women are hott. I would strongly recommend drinking before going in & sitting behind some fool who’s getting hustled & get the same show for free.

The girls during peak hours are among the hottest in Portland! Skilled dancers that actually know how to put on a show!
VIP is where it’s at!!! :) Leah is the VIP hostess and she’s superb as well!!!
This place has the most delicious food too! Especially for a strip club. Basic lap dances are $ 25
3 for $ 100 is more private and intimate
Half an hour for $ 250 plus free drinks
SPECIAL VIP room $ 325–
LOVE LOVE LOVE this place

I’m really not sure what to say about this place. This is one of those places that I’m really hot and cold on, depending on my mood and my mission.
I’ve only been here a couple of times, and I’d easily equate this club to wanting to be like a Vegas strip club more than just about any other in PDX. That’s a downside to me. Vegas strip clubs are stupid. They’re flashy and the girls can’t work the pole and they’re stupid expensive. And they’re only topless.
We here in Oregon enjoy even more 1^st Amendment freedoms than vegas does. Rather than have to spend a bunch of money to be treated like a baller (on things like expensive drinks, cover charge, and water… wait, doesn’t OLCC require you to offer free water when you’re serving spirits? I thought so. I may have to look into that. They told me I had to buy Voss.) before I even get to the rack, I generally prefer to walk in, sit down, buy a drink, and enjoy watching some acrobatics.
They also have a VIP room. If you’ve ever been to a Vegas club, you know there’s no greater swindle than a strip club VIP room.
Spyce is probably good for some people, and it’s definitely good for bachelor parties. It’s good for people who want to throw money around and, in doing so, be made to feel special. If you make it rain, they’ll take great care of you. For bachelor parties, it’s good because for a fee they’ll take the bachelor on stage and do some pretty amazing stuff. I’ve seen a similar show at plenty of other clubs, and this one takes the cake. Seriously. Trust me. The bachelor will never be the same.
Overall, I would generally avoid, for my tastes swing towards either the divey (Magic Garden) or the acrobatic (Jack’s, etc), but for some, this place is definitely good.