Junger & Moses

Not as creative as the reviewers above, but I give it five stars and wish you happy birthday!

Don’t know much about this Moses character, but Junger is the best! Quickly becoming a household name, glad to say I knew him when!
Hope his birthday is as fabulous as he is!

I came across this guy earlier in the year and had to see what he was all about.
Pros: 3eb and J5 head, great at hoops (but only overseas), loyal LBJ follower, He has a special everyday around 2pm where he demonstrates his rod cutting (must see!!)
Cons: hawk fan, still hasn’t gotten me coffee yet in the morning, quick to take down a deep fried snickers (or is that a pro?)
Overall I’d definitely recommend him.

There’s a certain something about traveling in Moses (Formerly known as Bertha), to the furthest outposts of civilization, DJ-​ing on a radio linked IPod touch, and throwing down tunes like it was 2000. Who would have thought that one music player would contain such a vast and wide selection of music ranging from DMX to Third Eye Blind.
Junger was the epitomy of a gentleman and a scholar, both as the captain of Moses and as a roomate. We shared the victory of our battles during the adventure, stealing waterfront property from our neighbors, majestically inappropriate comments regarding life and the world, and giving the 4runner a run for their money. Good stuff.
Other than some bizarre request for something in the tent that rhymes with men, and a 6-​hour blackout period during the camping trip, after which I woke up oddly sore, an absolute gent.

Any guy that will let you pass out on his couch at 3am when you lock your keys out of your house gets a 5 from me!
Also, he makes damn good fajitas…

Can’t say enough good things about J&M… These two really come together to create a true experience that is enriching, exciting and inspiring. Thanks J&M!

You know, I really have a lot of conflicting emotions regarding my experiences with Junger and Moses. Let’s start with the good. At first I thought, wow, this Junger guy is great. He clearly has the taste pallet of an Iron Chef and only cooks with top shelf items (McCormicks, Hershey’s, Mountain House Pro Packs). He reduces gravy like a beast and creates the most delicate of table center pieces that even Martha Stewert would be jealous of. He doesn’t slack in the work department either — holding the best supplier meetings with his cheery disposition and talks of the weather and hunting. And once he got rid of the creepy pencil stache, all was right in the world. But then I met Moses. This jerk thinks he owns the road. Driving over curbs, throwing banana peels out the window, and passing other vehicles flaunting his middle finger to anyone he can see! I couldn’t believe it. He even had the nerve to drive through residential areas during ongodly hours of the night looking for so called «caves». So rude. His terrible habit of slamming his rear end down on other people’s heads is also incredibly unappealing. On the plus side, Moses runs on 100% Fireball Whiskey which therefore reduces the cost of gas. But still, is his obscene and unnecessary behaviour worth it? Methinks not! Junger, if I were you, I would ditch Moses and go back to your other true love whom you share a prime 1 bedroom 1 bathroom home with right along the river bed (Mr. Tanaka, I’m talking about you). Because, to quote Junger himself: «I’ve only got room for one additional person in my tent, and that person’s name rhymes with ‘men’». And no, it was not Glenn.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSE!

J&M is alright!
I’ve gone back and forth over the past few months on whether or not I wanted to give this a chance. The crazy part is always seem to want some when in the deepest, calmest hours of the night when I have naught but my own company and J&M fills me with bliss. Then moments later I think to myself «it was alright.»
Either way its worth a shot but don’t get your hopes up.

J&M is the most incredible combo you will find out there. Better than PB&J, Batman & Robin, Tom & Jerry, Harold & Kumar, Bonnie & Clyde. even chocolate and peanut butter (Reese’s cups are almost impossible to top)! Classy, Unique, Reliable, Smooth, and built for speed. Guaranteed you’ll never go hungry, and certainly never go thirsty. Fireball will flow and the laughs won’t stop. So stretch out your cheek muscles, pack your adventure pants, and get ready for an unforgettable time!
TANTI AUGURI DI BUON COMPLEANNO, JESSE!!! (p.s. grazie!)