Slippery Sams Select Secondhand Sedans

Best of the best!

I always wondered what the heck this place was because I walk by it everyday to head to Newport Ave. It’s in this little mini mall with other random OB businesses such as an Oxygen Bar and a tarot card reader. They all remind me of Aguatecture (See Weeds Season 3 if you don’t know what I’m talking about) If you want a head scratcher for the day, walk through here and ask yourself how any of these places stay afloat.
Back to Sam’s… I finally caught the owner as I was walking by and it turns out he just owns the building and ever since he was young wanted to have a car dealership with this name. He doesn’t sell used sedans and to my knowledge doesn’t sell any other types of cars. He just has a sweet sign that reads «Slippery Sam’s Select Secondhand Sedans.»
I gotta dock two stars for not selling the products that the sign says they do, but really any place with a name like this is A-​Ok in my book. Even if it is just a sign and an office.