Artificial Flavor

I first met Marcus of Artificial Flavor when he was handing out his clothing for free at a fashion event in Union Square. That’s right, for free! This guy is on a mission to make the world more fashionable.
Artificial Flavor is best known for their men’s underwear, which is super sexy and hip at the same time. My fave pair is grey with red piping in all the right places. Unilocal Elite men’s underwear fashion show, anyone? Hello! Brilliant.
Their cutest piece in my mind is the Black Flak Jacket, which is a steal for $ 155. It’s got a military twist with pockets to make your man into an urban adventurer. It’s just a matter of time before my main squeeze is outfitted in this number.
I’m thinking about writing in or storming the gates to get them to start designing women’s clothing. Help a sista out!

Look guys…
Your underwear?
Outstanding…it has a special pouch that really handles my goods.
Your customer service?
Silent and slow. Almost non existent.
To me right now, youre like the Helen Keller, Mistress Happy Endings of clothing shops right now…
If you communicated with people half as good as you hold «the Netherlands» together, id give you 5 solid stars.
Get it together, Artificial Flavor!